peasepud

have you had some ribs removed ????? 87319[/snapback] why? would that work?? "Hello? Directory Enquries... can I have the number of a surgeon please?"

On a slightly different but still highly dubious. If you can suck your own nob does that make you gay?

86796[/snapback] I've always wondered how physio room get their info. Are they linked to the BBC or something? 86798[/snapback] In the Toons case, they pick a couple of random players and stick the word hamstring(s) on the end, theres always a damn good chance that they'll be right, then they add the word Dyer followed by a randomly generated reason (usually hamstring(s) though.

According to GMtv a chemical tanker carrying phosphouric (sic) acid has collided with another ship off the port of Cherbourg in the English Channel, a resuce operation is under way however the ship is in danger of sinking.

BE WARNED! I don't how many of you shop at Netto, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Netto in Cowgate and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Netto. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. Turns oot they both have cocks

never go out with a loaded gun 86050[/snapback] Aye too risky, it could go off anytime! 86052[/snapback] If only Wacky had heeded that advice.

explains why I couldnt get parked in the car park earlier then....

ignore them Cath...they're just a bunch of wankers.

If Carol Vordermann is online can she explain this one for me???? cos no matter how I try it fucks up in me heed!

Theres a few fans of his here if I remember correctly. http://www.ents24.com/web/event/1059866/Bi...ght_Return.html

are you quite sure about that ??? Wouldn't it be "frying pan...fire" .... 85624[/snapback] shurrrrup maaaaaaan, theyve got a free bar in the Directors Lounge

quiet one in for us n'all.... Although T-L has just opened a bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pap so we'll see how it progresses!

i'll take a cheque aye at 50% interest rate

sssssshhhhh!

I've got it sussed folks, were all gonna be loaded. EuroLotery rolled over again last night to around 125million quid so all we gotta do is club together and buy one of every ticket. 76million x 1.50 = £114million on, approx £140million return. piece of piss. So then as theres 463 users of this board I make that £246,220.30 each stake, £302, 373.80 back making a nice fat wad of £56,155.50 profit for a weeks investment. Im willing to take on the time consuming task of co-ordinating this so please send cash to Peasepud The Bahamas oh and could someone write the tickets out?

Dunno why, but Ive never started one so thought Id dive in quick. Seeing as how Im stuck at work and cant watch all the game.

that cant be true I hear Gemmill is crap at spor.... ahhhhh I see it now.

Id rather eat a shit sandwich than one of those tbh

9 year old lad on that ITV Programme now, wants to be a cheerleader and his parents havent told him its a bad idea to appear on national TV pointing this out. And people wonder how bullies keep going, well theres nae dinner money for little Keiron for the next 7 years.

Shouldnt you be sacked? surely having a random fight every morning is neither big nor clever? at work??? you are a disgrace lad.

I dunno.... were the Germans wrong to elect Hitler?

1. alarm goes off, snooze it (5.30) 2. get up (5.40ish) 3. feed miserable whinging cat. 4. Make cuppa (and sometimes toast) 5. Sit drinking cuppa and catching up on here. 6. Shower (6.20) 7. Iron shirt (naked ironing ) 8. Get ready 9. Leave the house and drive the 10 minutes to work ready to start at 7.

Managers within DWP and IR etc are not allowed to give references, they should all go to HR anyway who issue the standard "Smooth Operator worked here and has no disciplinary proceedings against him" or in your case...."Smooth Operator is a lazy twat"

equal hands of budweiser bottle and bottle opener, flick top off bottle, down beer, drop a fart... piece of piss and tasty to boot.