Park Life

My mobile say 4.17, my computah says 5.17...This board says 3.17 and the laptop says 6.17... The game is starting in an hour right?

Is this boards clock an hour behind?

Good fee and he can go. Any flim flam and it's the reserves. It's easy this management lark ya kna.

And people say global warming is a bad thing, people cutting CO2 is the ONE thing stopping us from signing Ronaldinho. But we'd still be fucked with French players, they almost always find something to sulk about (little known fact that one of Domi's disappearing tricks was initiated because his demand for a 3 hour working week and his own personal 24/7 strawberry jam caddie had been politely turned down, after his blockade of the showers had been thwarted he was herd to comment that "le boeuf had no idea about the needs of a professional footballer or a civilised society" before he left sobbing into his personal handkerchief carriers handkerchief and had to return immediately to France for 2 weeks to recover from the trauma).

Chatter for twits?

Spill the beans ringo.

Beginning to feel a bit sorry for Stevie G...Life looks like a nightmare.

Ideally we'll have both. There is another young French winger we're looking at as well.

Page 3 wanking material for some though. Right on cue on N-O, from the same people who dismissed the tabloids who claimed he was wanting to leave about a fortnight ago. thought they ie baggy, were your mates Alex ? Baggy has set himself up as the 'voice of reason' on N.O.

I'd be thinking about a little more backlift when I shoot from range.

Not sure of the result but I dreamt about cabbage last night.

It's Torres hype gawn mad innit.

Bin it.

I'd have Berbatov over Torres every time.

Bet she's no good at conversation.

Who is she?

You wankers.

Ideally should happen to everyone on myspace.

Made up.

We heard you the first time. Unlike the other night.

Pennant, Kujit, Crouch, Voronin, Benyoun, Aurelio, Arbeloa,...All dross if title challenges is what you expect from Benny.

Not sure what your offering ringo but I'm booked tonight.

The standard Liverpool (a club I have a lot of respect for) response atm is that you can't spend as much as the top 2....Pitiful. If you want to make excuses why don't you just say Rafa is a defensive coach and he's wasted a lot of money on mediocrity?

Complete bollocks, I've never seen anything in this country before or since when we played Barca and that was just a group game. Sounded shite on the telly, till last 10 minutes. I thought there was summat wrong with the sound.