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Cabaye didn't get better he began to acclimatise to the pace of the PL and was also heartened when his bumchum appeared on the scene. Ba played out of his skin cause he was scanning the horizon for a big payday. Sissoko has gone downhill since the early hiatus and scoring and everything. Remy see Ba. Debuchy I'll give you. But he started off that bad almost anything would look like an improvement. Williamson I'd say is clear cut. Improved no end under Pards.

That's it in a nutshell. After the sheen wears off and they get a few tonkings they start to lose heart. The squad being very thin also means they can't have a rest or be replaced.

I know as supporters we're fixated on strikers, but or CD partnership is also a massive issue imo. One solid top tier CD would add 10 points over a season. I don't know if Siem is going to be part of the fix but we also lack real intelligent leadership on the pitch and I don't mean the gung ho kind.

Women are Selene (moon god). How are they meant to lead Christianity (Sun god)?

Pards is hardly going to say 'yeah this kid is just a backup, a gamble really- we'll try and develop him' - on signing day. Get real people.

I was imagining we were going to have two creative forces interchanging and so on....

How do you explain the earth wobble effect in connection to this fictitious moon?

We are actively looking for another striker.

Christian Bendenpressure.

The universe doesn't exist. Ok...Think this game needs a reset.

I tip my hat to you Wolfy, it might be all over the place but you stick at it.

Do you mean the reflection of the central sun moves?

You don't exist mate. Chew on that.

Those first three sentences are actually so ridiculous it might warrant further examination at Parky Towers.

He means how does it exert a directional force. I mean if you accept the universe has at least 4 dimensions that is... And can you tell me where exactly the sun is meant to be?

Love that stuff from Ikea.

This other striker is gonna be PEA or Berahino.

On the back swing think about a clock face and the club head pointing at 12.30-13.00 ish as you pull it back..And the down swing should look to end at 19:00. Keep this mental pic in your head when you swing. Distance comes from smoothness and timing rather than brute force.

What he's on about it all here. I haven't read any of it. http://www.wildheretic.com/concave-earth-theory/ One of the contributors calls himself Lord Steven Christ.

6m for a striker is peanuts in the current market.

This signing has already been foreshadowed with comments about 'one to develop', nobody imagines he's the finished article.

Just go by what I read on NO remember. Debuchy is better going foward as I said earlier but defending its pretty close in my humble opinion. Nobody on here is an expert on Janmmat. However: 36 - Daley Blind is the only defender who created more chances (37) than Daryl Janmaat in the Eredivisie last season (36).

Yup. Think is a better defender from what I saw of him in the WC. No rash petulant hacks ala Debuchy.

Slow down your back swing. The down swing is where the distance comes from.

We aren't going to spend the extra 100m. No club outside the top4/5 can. Spurs will have to start cutting back soon as there will be no Bale/Modric money in the short/medium term. They have a huge wage bill as well.