Toonraider

Had to laugh at some of these http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/sorry.jpg Loads more here http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/tourism/

When you meet me Bianca, you'll realise i have NO accent at all....and i dont drink cider, ooooo arrr

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere' 185260[/snapback] No running water eh? 185262[/snapback] No its to do with being a backwards yokel ( i'll use one of my plastic disposable forks) 185266[/snapback] Given where you're from I'm probably related to you 185267[/snapback] Really? If you're gorgeous, generous, loving and sexy as hell then i guess you must be!!!! 185270[/snapback] Spot on, plus I have relatives from Devon so it must be a 50-50 shot at least 185272[/snapback] Hey, this is Devon not Cornwall we're tallking about!! I was born here, but my Dad and Nan are Welsh ( ) and my Grandad is Irish. My mothers side are from Somerset.

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere' 185260[/snapback] No running water eh? 185262[/snapback] No its to do with being a backwards yokel ( i'll use one of my plastic disposable forks) 185266[/snapback] Given where you're from I'm probably related to you 185267[/snapback] Really? If you're gorgeous, generous, loving and sexy as hell then i guess you must be!!!!

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere' 185260[/snapback] Are you still in a huff about that? 185263[/snapback] NO certainly not

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere' 185260[/snapback] No running water eh? 185262[/snapback] No its to do with being a backwards yokel ( i'll use one of my plastic disposable forks)

No course not, we dont use hygiene in these backwards parts down 'ere'

try gently rubbing the prongs of a fork on your itchy bits heaven i tells ya. 185253[/snapback] oooohhh i have to say that sounds good, i will try that now

Looks weird seeing our number nine shirt without the name 'SHEARER' on it. Probably doesn't help that it's the same shirt as last season though.... 184940[/snapback] Does seem very strange almost wrong

im willing to contribute too.

1. i've just eaten a cadburys flake cake. Mmmmmm 2. I've also just paid my prediction league money in to Gol 3. I have an itchy foot 4. Im about to make a coffee 5. Thinking of having a kip soon

1. I'm having a quick read on here then i'll straighten my hair before i go to bed 2. Hubby and son are watching scrubs at the moment 3. Enjoyed watching our match tonight 4.I'm tired out 5. I just ate a chicken/mayo sandwich

I'm speechless. Can I inject it? 184360[/snapback] NO!! (refer back to the rules)

No problem....i'd do it for the protein

My son's had a pet spider with web, for ages on his car, just like you lot on the wing mirror, impossible to get rid of despite what you do to it

I assume so, I've never heard the health scare stories associated with them. To be on the safe side - stop fucking gassing on the phone so much 183492[/snapback] I dont use the phone much, if i chat to my friends its normally on MSN Only time im stuck on the phone for hours is if i draw the short straw and get the Mother Out-Law I thought i'd check as i want a cordless phone...people always seem to ring whilst im cooking (burning) dinner I try to keep calls on my mobile short, when my best mate Karl rings me he talks for ages and i really feel my ear burning hot must be so bad for you, i told him the other day to hang up and ring the home phone. 183498[/snapback] You sound like such a backward yokel. :blush: "When moi mate Karl calls oi troys to keep the calls shorrrrt." If you talk as slowly as most people down there do, you've got no chance. Despite this bloke's advice, I still have the cordless in my house - I wouldn't talk to anyone for longer than two minutes if I had to stay in one place while I did it. 183500[/snapback] and you sound such an arogant arse!!!

I had a feeling they might not be good, when im on the phone to people who have a cordless i can hear the interference, it did make me wonder. I presume your mum may live near to one of those huge pilons? i watched a program about this awhile ago, it seems there is evidence of higher numbers of illness's for people living within a certain radius. .

I assume so, I've never heard the health scare stories associated with them. To be on the safe side - stop fucking gassing on the phone so much 183492[/snapback] I dont use the phone much, if i chat to my friends its normally on MSN Only time im stuck on the phone for hours is if i draw the short straw and get the Mother Out-Law I thought i'd check as i want a cordless phone...people always seem to ring whilst im cooking (burning) dinner I try to keep calls on my mobile short, when my best mate Karl rings me he talks for ages and i really feel my ear burning hot must be so bad for you, i told him the other day to hang up and ring the home phone.

Not daft at all marra - I'm gonna see how things go and seek help if needed. Think it was a given that I was going to have recollections last night... 182289[/snapback] Hows it going Craig?

....cos you're the permanent fixture on here

I know mobile phones glued to your ears are supposed to be bad for you, but are ordinary cordless phones ok?

Really the only cheese to put on your crackers is Wensleydale (sp) with cranberries. mmmm!!!

I dream about some unknown relative pegging it and leaving me his/her entire MASSIVE fortune!!

I'd go for the fraud option too...most people i know with pots of money are fraudsters or at the very least 'a bit dodgy' Its always the decent honest people that work hard that are skint I nearly resorted to phoning Quizmania at 3am the other morning to try and win the 40,000

Dont wish your days away Gemmill, life is so short as it is! 183228[/snapback] I wish every work day away, and will continue to do so until my lottery numbers come up. The most sickening thing about it all is how fast the weekends fly by. Surely life isn't meant to be 5/7ths drudgery?! 183352[/snapback] No it isnt So change it! Try and find a job you actually enjoy We have an extremely short life, and you're wasting yours by only living for the weekends. 183400[/snapback] I've got to the stage now where I'm getting paid too much in accountancy and have too much debt to start off at the beginning in anything else. I did think about joining a recruitment consultancy that specifies in placing accountants - they tend to hire accounting professionals, so have to pay decent wages, but I didn't pursue it. Might have a look into it, but I'm worried it would be like a bit of a sales job. Will see how it goes here for a bit - could end up having more of a business role and less of an accounting role before too long anyway, which would be a change if nothing else. 183409[/snapback] Gemmill...this all sounds incredibly dull You're tied to what you do at the moment because of money, it always boils down to money...these tribes that move around, find a new spot and build a house in a day have a lot going for them!! No debt, no mortgage, no bills... At least whilst you're at work you can come and play on Toontastic