Toonraider

righto was worried you'd been exposed to porn at such a tender age, imagine the scandal!!

school? Are you 13 like your name suggests menace?

I'll PM it to you now

Git! think you mean hubby jonny, i'll show it to him later ( the vid clip that is) cheers mate and others who sent it 146683[/snapback] do the two of you often watch porn together ? 146685[/snapback] yeah sure we do occassionally, he gets the odd DVD from his mate who sells them....mind, i dont like the really trashy/naff films, i do prefer some finesse to be involved!! And i dont mean a storyline, i hate those that try to do that!

Git! think you mean hubby jonny, i'll show it to him later ( the vid clip that is) cheers mate and others who sent it

at the risk of alluding to 'meat' I wouldnt mind taking a butchers at the said vid

here, this might raise a chuckle

Def Leppard with Hothouse flowers-From the Inside. (retro-active album)Excellent!!! Give it a whirl Gemmill

aww i sympathise, i have a terrible fear of spiders

Sweating, heart rate soaring, palpitations, nausea, just generally shitting myself, especially on take off. I've flown so much recently I'm really not bothered any more. Also sussed out alcohol and benzos DON'T help. 143404[/snapback] I get that on the Metro 143417[/snapback] aww I pretty much get all those symptoms if im in an enclosed space or i look down from a tall building, even on the London underground i felt paniky Is it because you had to fly often that you have got over your fears now Renton?

i can assure you i have no fear of the penis!!!

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel... 143387[/snapback] Personally I have to say that really is utter bollocks. The further you go the longer you are on the metal tube of death. 143390[/snapback] You're not helping

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel... 143387[/snapback] thought we' d got off my flying fears!! I suppose it wouldnt really matter if its a short flight, once im up there, infact, i was told the short haul flights use rattley small planes

no didnt read it in a birthday card, its called being older than you and having learnt what is really important in life! thats fine if its just an aim giving you direction in life, i sensed you sounded slightly bitter?? it sounded slightly unhealthy No offence meant!

aye but my underlying issue is having a positive effect. wanting to out-do me dad. I could have gone the other way and hidden in his shadow making the excuse that I could never outshine him. bollocks to that, I'm better than him, just need the pay-packet to prove it and Gemmil's right, I'll wager the hypnotherapist never suggested getting off her tits before climbing aboard. 143367[/snapback] money doesn't maketh the man!! Just be yourself, why try to outshine/out earn your dad? Live your life your way tbh.

Agreed, IF i do it, i want to be totally aware of whats going on and in complete control of myself and my feelings.

now if that were true you wouldn't persist in pushing this rediculous "He's a fat porker" rumour around, now would you. sisters got his book mind. mam and dad got her it for Xmas, there's a photo of her moo-ing on a slab of Xmas cake while flicking through the pages. I was pissing myself laughing tbf Hypnotherapists can be dodgey but if they're accredited and don't make any wild promises they can be a massively effective way of breaking past any psychological barriers you've created for yourself. I was contemplating going to a Hypnotherapist to help with dealing with my lack of focus and determination. couldn't afford it though, £40 a session on a students pay is too much 143349[/snapback] i could afford it, have to say its tempting to try it. A friend and i were talking about this the other day actually. Im scared about what might come out though I have no idea why i have so many fears I cant ever go in a lift, so how the hell could i even get on a plane? Im useless 143352[/snapback] mate of mine has the same phobias as yourself, we booked a mini trip to Rome last year ( easyjet thing) so she went to a hypno wotsit for about 5 sessions, drank a bottle of Bachs rescue remedy, had two Temazapan then got right up to the departure gate and couldn't do it. She broke down in tears and ended up getting her son to come and pick her up from the airport ( just after we emptied her bag of the wine she was carrying so we could could share it on the plane ) I think some people just are'nt meant to fly ... 143356[/snapback] i think maybe you're right Radgina, it took me long enough to get on a ferry ffs!!

perhaps thats your real underlying issue?

now if that were true you wouldn't persist in pushing this rediculous "He's a fat porker" rumour around, now would you. sisters got his book mind. mam and dad got her it for Xmas, there's a photo of her moo-ing on a slab of Xmas cake while flicking through the pages. I was pissing myself laughing tbf Hypnotherapists can be dodgey but if they're accredited and don't make any wild promises they can be a massively effective way of breaking past any psychological barriers you've created for yourself. I was contemplating going to a Hypnotherapist to help with dealing with my lack of focus and determination. couldn't afford it though, £40 a session on a students pay is too much 143349[/snapback] i could afford it, have to say its tempting to try it. A friend and i were talking about this the other day actually. Im scared about what might come out though I have no idea why i have so many fears I cant ever go in a lift, so how the hell could i even get on a plane? Im useless

ewww alex, i hope to god thats not how the Limmasol wine was made thats put me right off!!! Not that i can get anymore, unless my friend goes back!

No, i'm rather sceptical about hypnotists, though i suppose some are for real...its not so much getting on the plane, but my fear of heights and enclosed spaces that panic me, imagine if we take off and i have a panic attack because of my 'phobias' there would be nothing i could do to get off, thats what scares me most....i never put myself in any situation where i cant be in control of myself.

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Funnily enough its not really an issue, i suppose we do make each other worse though I am seriously thinking of flying up to Toon next time though, as it will be a short flight.....you lot will have to buy me a few red wines after though

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] I dont rekon that would happen Renton, im not even in the clique But thanks for the reassuring words

how very convenient 143316[/snapback] oiii dont knock it untill you've tried it I've tried other cypriot wines which werent good, but this one was. Gemmill, i know how much im missing with my fear of flying, hubby wont fly either I've missed so many free holidays with my best friend because of it, her brother in law is the Greek Ambassador at the moment in Qatar, shes there now and i could have gone too...previously she visited them twice in New york and i missed that too And now i could fly to Newcastle from Exeter and get to more games You have no idea how annoyed i get with myself

unless you're a heathen like me and enjoy red wine cold too Funny how tastes change, i'd never touch red wine, thought it all tasted like vinegar....(though i know some really do) , i now love the South African and Californian wines. But the best red i've tried was from Limassol, Cyprus. 143298[/snapback] Not known for its great wine tbh. You don't think it might have had something to do with being on holiday in Cyprus when you tried it do you? 143303[/snapback] cos i wasnt there, i dont fly My friend bought me some back.