Toonraider

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Hope you've had lots of pressies (im being Optimistic for you)

Yeah been listening to reports on 5live, news is sketchy, but apparantely it was a woman' behaving strangely' on board the plane, some reports said she was claustraphobic and others said she was carrying matches and lighter fuel..... So the pilot deemed it a security risk and asked to land. All passengers and luggage are now off the plane and the woman has been arrested.

Bascally any lovely dovey film can make me cry, even animal animation films It also depends on how im feeling at the time. But nothing moves me like music, i cant even begin to type the songs that make me well up.

Reading that has set me off 178859[/snapback] I hate thinking about my mam and dad's divorce like. My dad never wanted them to get divorced and I remember going into the kitchen after they'd had a screaming row once and seeing my dad sitting there by himself looking down at the kitchen table just fiddling with a ringpull in his hands. I felt absolutely gutted for him cos I knew he must have been thinking "This is it. No more marriage. No more living with my kids". I just got something out the fridge and left the room and I've felt a bit guilty about not saying something ever since. 178868[/snapback] I was ok till i read that Hopefully you have had plenty of opportunitys since then to support your Dad Gemmill. I very rarely cry in front of people, not even those closest to me, i dont know why. but i just cant. I seem to prefer to cry alone.

Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you

and a compulsive liar!!

Shows how extreme people's feelings over animals can be...recently a woman down here ran onto a railway line to try and save her dog who'd run onto the track, unfortunately the dog lived, she didnt. All watched by her sister stood nearby.

Good idea May i book in now? (its a pain to have to find somewhere to stay if i want to come up for a match)

I thought i saw you lurking there Jimbo!!!

Shurrup you!!

As toonraider said - teasing is good. tell your bird what your gonna do to her before hand and then tell her that you cant wait to do it cos she's so lush. be funny and filthy dorty - lasses love it. 177392[/snapback] Spot on!! (no pun intended there) lol: Like the man says....tell yr lass she looks sexy/feels sexy/is sexy!!! We love abit of flattery...tell her what turns you on and what you'd really like her to do to you too. A woman can get far more aroused by suggestion, teasing and words than anything physcial.

You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!! I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL 177383[/snapback] Euphenism tbh. 177385[/snapback]

You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!! I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL

Say...you're unbelievably sexy when you do that/look at me like that etc. You're gorgeous, you make me feel "say how you feel" Just be honest, no need for cheesy porn lines. Dont lie, be honest about how you feel and what you want too. Its not pointless a man telling a woman how much he is enjoying things at all, we also need that reassurance. We do appreciate being kissed/teased/spoken to/caressed during love making you know!

...and if the lad doesnt show any promise and turns out not up to their level, then Plymouth can send him to us at Torquay as we get all their cast offs!!

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] That's the sort of stuff Toonraider watches with her husband - FACT! 177271[/snapback] please behave, one of our patients im looking after tonight is an amputee

Cheers You've just reminded me about a brilliant nighmare I had last night. A levitating baby was chasing me around. Then Glynn off big brother threw it at me and it turned into a sort of dart and it's face turned into a little demon. I was shitting myself. 176995[/snapback] sounds like an episode of Ally McBeal

The Delbert Wilkins show? I don't know where he thought up the titles tbh. I think his best comedy was as that headmaster. But that wasnt sposed to be a comedy. You could tell that because it wasnt called 'headmaster'. 176919[/snapback] Hope and Glory 176934[/snapback] 'wasn't' called headmaster. 176938[/snapback] Err no....we know that. Why do you keep saying that manc mag?

The Delbert Wilkins show? I don't know where he thought up the titles tbh. I think his best comedy was as that headmaster. But that wasnt sposed to be a comedy. You could tell that because it wasnt called 'headmaster'. 176919[/snapback] Hope and Glory

Could Sue Barker be any more in love with Ally McCoist though? 176902[/snapback] Yeah...when Ginola isnt around

my word you're easily pleased. 176898[/snapback] I like Ally, he just makes me smile

Agreed, although the series in which he was a headmaster was pretty good, what i remember of it.