Toonraider

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... " 114202[/snapback] best thread for ages (Also allegedly)!! Been dying for a coffee for ages but cant move my arse away from PC 114205[/snapback] The men have gone suspiciously quiet...... 114207[/snapback] its strange the effect a pair of tits can have!!!

OR 'This forum is closed down'

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... " 114202[/snapback] best thread for ages (Also allegedly)!! Been dying for a coffee for ages but cant move my arse away from PC

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] Graham Rix might. ALLEGEDLY. 114193[/snapback] Ouch. 114196[/snapback]

A thought just occurred....why does this girl want piccies of SO's pecker? Surely if she's a pro it wouldnt matter what he had stored away down below? Something funny going on here

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] GOD...all we'd get is Bruce!!

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!!

well this monday afternoon has been more fun than watching River cottage or discussing on here who our next boss is going to be

im sure you can manage

It's purely txt's on her requests. Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey! 114088[/snapback] but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free? Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it 114120[/snapback] SMO's missus is up the duff though, which means he's on starvation rations-consequently he's entitled to plead the common law doctrine of 'it'd be rude not to!' 114131[/snapback] thats bollox and well you know it!!!!! and why is he on rations just because shes pregnant? Don't believe all he tells you! i was horny as hell when i was expecting! ohhhh yesssssss

Come on lads!! I'm pulling my weight, here all we need to do is get her mugshot on here or you'll have to wait til the weekend when her face resembles a plasterers radio after she's been round mine!! 114119[/snapback] Can you not send the picture to your e-mail address from the phone? Then upload it on here? 114124[/snapback] thats what i do when i take pics on my phone, email to my hotmail and then you can upload them onto photo bucket then onto here.

my damn morals nearly all get in the bloody way

It's purely txt's on her requests. Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey! 114088[/snapback] but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free? Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it 114120[/snapback] At the minute i'm joking but come Friday and i'm pissed i can't say i wont txt her!!! 114122[/snapback] you're not safe to have a phone I'd take it off you if you were my man I'd put the pic up Gemmill, as im at home, but i cant help worrying the poor girl's been set up or is under age

It's purely txt's on her requests. Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey! 114088[/snapback] but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free? Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it

probably some school kids shoved some notes in a few of the papers this morning in the shop for a laugh.

yeah, does she have to use text speech? She is probably an 18 stone he and him and his mates are at this very moment pissing themselves!!

all of them?

its probably written by some jealous or cheated on girl trying to get 'sophie' into trouble! That said...please text her, like Gemmill said, its miserable monday and we need a laugh

But APART from Desperate housewives, Lost, American chopper, American Hot Rod, Biker build off, Top Gear, Poirot, Shameless, Six feet under, River cottage, Red Dwarf, Ray Mears Bushcraft ,Documentarys, anything about space/genetics/murders/aliens/strange people, MOTD, weekend westcountry match and X factor *deep breath* WHAT has the tv ever done for us? 112093[/snapback] i know it looks alot, but my viewing is very spread out

I dont watch a great deal of TV. Mainly use the net or listen to radio. Favourite programs recently are.. Desperate housewives Looking forward to Lost series 2 (so those that have already watched it, please dont put any spoilers here)! American chopper. American Hot Rod. Biker build off. Top Gear Poirot Shameless, i got into this late on, i love it!! Brilliant program, probably my favourite right now. Still many episodes i havent seen because of work, think i'll have to buy the complete series to date. Six feet under if im bored i'll watch any old re-run of River cottage/Red Dwarf/Ray Mears Bushcraft Documentarys...anything about space/genetics/murders/aliens/strange people...so on and so on EDIT: I forgot MOTD and weekend westcountry match, which is a strange program late on tues nights covering how our 3 local teams have got on...Torquay, Exeter and Plymouth, each week its broadcast from a different local pub Better mention X factor aswell i suppose ....i have to admit to really enjoying watching the early stages covering the auditions, it makes me cringe but its hilarious TV

cant listen to coldplay for too long, but i preferred their album, 'A Rush of blood to the head' particulary the track 'warning sign'

Dave Gilmour- On an Island

god, where did they dig those 2 up from?

Trying to find any in my area is virtually impossible now, whats it like in Newcastle or where you live? My old dental practice is private now, i did a search of the nearest NHS surgeries taking on new people and the nearest was in Cornwall followed by Yeovil and Somerset Oh well, i havent got any choice, i'll have to go private and maybe set up a monthly plan thingy

i dont think he has internet access whilst he's working away. Hope he's ok anyway.