Andrew Flintoff

HES SMALL HES GREY. HE ALWAYS WALKS AWAY SPECIAL K....! Fucking hilarious that like, you fancy taking up stand up comedy? Cunt.

Football is fucked, being ran by rich cunts who know jack shite about the game. I've had enough of Sky and Setanta and their "SUPER DUPER MEGA SUNDAY LOLZ" and "relegation clashes" after 2 games. Andy fuckin Gray and his never ending "tikaboos" and "Stevey Gs", over analysing every game to the point of depression, and trotting out the same fuckin clichés about "the big four" ad nauseum. The fucking England team struggling to turn over pub teams then picking the same eleven shite players for the next "mega international" against Kazakhstan. I'm sick of fat fuckin chairman running clubs however they feel like with no regards for the fans - charging what they like, charging away fans more than home, upping season ticket prices at a time when people are struggling to keep their house warm. I'm sick of foreign "investors" coming into British football, buying a club and spending more on one player within 12 hours of taking over than most teams have spend in their entire history, whilst clubs at the bottom are having to start on minus 30 fucking points because they can't afford to pay the fees to the league or keep their ground up to scratch. Some clubs spend more on their superdupermegastores and superdupermegatron screens than other clubs can spend on wages in a year. Then there's the players, holding said clubs to ransom over wages, when they earn more in a day than most people earn in a year. Slaves? They should try working 12 hour shifts for a company they fucking hate then going home to the aforementioned houses having had to spend half their weeks wages on food. Wankers such as Joey Barton getting done for chinning someone in the street, then their club defending them because they know if they kick them out, the only people who will be hit by that will be the club themselves, whilst the player fucks off to another club on big wages and a huge signing on fee. Same clubs winning the same trophies every season and boring the rest of us to tears with their stories of "great courage in the face of adversity". Fuck off.

Don't want any of these cunts. Nothing can follow KK like

Admit it - that's not real is it? It's a good photoshop though.

May I be the second to say...get fucked you daft cunt

FACT. When he left in '97 you always felt there was unfinished business on his part and that one day, he'd be back. He'll not make that move again. I'm fucking fuming!

You know what's heartbreaking? We'll never see KK in the dugout again

Noone

Ashley, Wise, Llambicunt - all of you OUT. Get out of my club, get out of my city and get out of my life. You have bullshitted and torn apart the once great club. We're left in fucking ruins.

Fucking devastated

It suggests to me that the rumours in the broadsheets of a £1m fee should Keegan walk are quite possibly true.

Don't count your chickens. Everything points to him leaving imo

He's gone I would say. In my john humble he's walked and NUFC are trying to get him to come back by releasing the statement confirming their support for him - or that he's in a cooling off period and the Mags want him to return.

Skybet are running a "next permanent Newcastle manager" market - and no market for next Prem manager to go...!

I'm sure if there was owt in it, SSN would be reporting it as "rumour" and saying "more on this when we have it"...

Has KK been on? Can anyone give me his highlights? I want to feel better

Wasn't a pen?! It was possibly the easiest decision a ref will make all season!

One already. Cunts.

Someone asks if Owen is untouchable, Keegan replies no player is untouchable. A few questions about contracts follow and Keegan says that it was decided by all at the meeting to put them on the back burner until Tuesday so we didn't take our eye off the ball in this window. It's a bit of a sensationalist headline for the interview by the Beeb, like. Cheers mate. Let's get him signed up man he's massive for us.

What does KK say about Owen? Can't access at work?

As I've been saying all week. Nothing to worry about in the slightest. Frosty etc.. It's not definite of course but it's difficult not to believe things KK says Milner was finalised Wed night. KK agreed to it when presented with our ongoing options. Trust in Keegler. You claiming to be ITK here?

*bowls a bouncer at your heed* It hurt that fucker. I should have been concentrating on the game instead of nufc.cock My batting partner has gone as well, bastaaaads!

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1378964,00.html Two are "quite a way down the line". Howay KK lad.

Four or five players. We're gonna win the league!