Andrew Flintoff

Proper general sale is tomorrow isn't it? Meaning there's only going to be a matter of hundreds for those queuing up.

Best part of the ground! People have heard of singing up there and don't get a fright and knock their flask over when someone shouts

All the comments on lequipe.fr (French football site) are essentially laughing at us - saying £4m is ridiculous, he's worth 3x that and he'll be playing in the CL next season and would never sign for us. Great.

Apalling performance. We're going down, no question

Don't be fucking ridiculous. I'm going so it'll be 45,654,654,655,889

BEST WAY WITH NEE TRAFFIC IS A69 M6, depends what part the toon you live though A1 probs better for your North/South Tyneside fan. Best place to park is at the top of the hill beside that pub The Golden Cup. Them streets round there are sound, 1 min from the motorway there, and theres a McDonalds if ye hungry. That far from the Fernhurst mate? Aye about 400 yards if you're in the Fernhurst the grounds on your left over the far side, you go right from the pub, stick to your right, right up a steep bank 4-5 mins walk, garage on your right, and at the top there's a pub with a beer garden out the front, and loads of terraced streets where you can park. Great - looking for somewhere to park also so any tips will be greatly appreciated

BEST WAY WITH NEE TRAFFIC IS A69 M6, depends what part the toon you live though A1 probs better for your North/South Tyneside fan. Best place to park is at the top of the hill beside that pub The Golden Cup. Them streets round there are sound, 1 min from the motorway there, and theres a McDonalds if ye hungry. That far from the Fernhurst mate?

I hate Celtic and Rangers. Pair of dullard clubs with a vast majority of knobheed fans, who think that beating one other team to win a trophy constitutes a major achievement. That is all.

I never have. I couldn't, I'd end up getting chinned! My mouth would run away with me and I'd get a kicking

TV Critic, which magazine/TV programme do you work for?

Was made captain of PSG for a game at 17 last year. Highly regarded but 7m seems crazy

Ince probably

Never, EVER download any torrents etc without installing PeerGuardian 2

Second one in the middle is superb, thanks mate

Thanks fellas. Needed to be 800x600 or bigger (landscape). I have that one above, I love it but it's not big enough for what I want it for. Thanks though.

Maybe a daft request but I'm making a graphic and I need a pic of SJP in the snow if anyone has one? Needs to be 800x600 or bigger please

I'm always a bit wary of these. It always seem to me to be a "you're ganna be deed soon" type of day.

Bastard! Surely he's on enough money without trying to rip me off

Well I went for the iPod Touch instead after advice from a mate who has one. He informed me that although its a great peice of kit, the camera is tosh, and sadly this is something the missus relies a lot on, she takes pictures of allsorts on her SE with a 5mp camera - I've had a bash of the touch and it's feckin great like. Any application recommendations? I've put last.fm and facebook on...

Anyone know the best way to get one? Wanted one for the missus for Xmas but she's only 6 months into an 18 month contract with o2 and they won't let her upgrade

A song invented by other teams, sang by other teams and never passed comment on previous to us last season. And people wonder why we think we're being victimised?

24 midfielders and 16 strikers

Nothing to do with the fact he looks like the shoebomber. It's because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US is racist, despite not having any idea that the bloke was a Muslim before last seasons derby. And all the other teams who sang the same song are not counted because it's not a story when it isn't NUFC.

£3m we'll get I reckon - there or thereabouts. He's a decent player but a dreadful attitude, evidently, and the situation we're in is not ideal for players with questionable commitment. He's better than Duff but we'll never see his ability here. Nailed on to leave in January.

It's shite now, sadly. The game won't even load if you have a shit GFX card (GFX card should be irrelevant if you turn off 3D) - it's mega-slow, transfers unrealistic and far too dull to even get into quickly. Back (again) to CM01/02 + tapani update