Andrew Flintoff

I was down there on Sat, it was absolutely barmy in the away end. When Shola missed that absolute sitter of an open goal from five yards the whole away end just rolled around laughing at him, "If Shola scores, we're on the pitch" followed by "If Smithy scores, we must be pissed!" Class. Then the seagull songs when they suddenly all appeared around the ground..."You've got more seagulls than supporters", "Have you ever seen a seagull in Milan", "Sing when you're fishing", "Squark squark, if you love the Toon". Crazy.

Rolandinho :D

I'm confused......am I a lesbian now ?????????? I overlooked that small fact, however what if you invited some of us round as witnesses that it was a non-violent act?

Is she fit? If so, try some elaborate plan of getting back to hers, doing the business and retreiving the phone in the process. Winners all round

July 8th is such a good birthday. May I also congratulate Robbie Keane, Milo Ventimiglia, Talal El Karkouri, Sourav Ganguly, Beck, Dario Gradi, Marty Feldman and, of course, Nelson A Rockerfella.

Since Enrique? Bet we had to push this through quickly before Shepherd fucked it up at their end Aye

Like I said in the other thread, this type of signing is the vindication of staying quiet. All those people whinging we haven't heard anything need to realise that sly deals like this can't be done without keeping schtum. I'm not saying he's a worldbeater or it's a great signing, just that we've done a deal the press knew f*ck all about for the first time in donkeys.

I'm surprised the club insider didn't let it slip How long till the "Keegan knew nothing about the signing, it was Wise, the club have triggered this Webster's Law cos they're skint, Ashley is gonna pull the plug, we're all gonna die" stories in the paper?

Looks like a cheeky edit to me. Webster Law = Spider Man. Bad spelling... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...tic/5233096.stm

If knowing nowt about what's going on leads us to surprise signings like today's, I'm all for it. The papers know fuck all and it's great.

Aye we need Fat Fred to come out and say we'll be "pleasantly surprised" then for us to sign Bernard and Sibierski

Why in the name of fuck would anyone agree a transfer for £xm before the Euros, when he could have 2 good games in the Euros and his price go up tenfold? Clubs do NOT sell before major tournaments. Fact.

Fat Frank off to Inter according to France Football - pretty reliable source that normally as well

Magma do I know you, I'm from P*law

Couldn't be assed to find a northern rock one and had a vector of Brown Ale

Just 'shopped it using the template aye

Something like this would be MINT:

The one-day shirt is the dog's bollocks if ya ask me! Twenty20 shirt is rank like and the test shirt should be blue-trimmed, not red...

Yellow and green again would ROCK - 92/93 was the best away shirt ever

A rare decent spot in a shite PSG

PSG - won the league cup, in the final of the French Cup (v Lyon) but in great danger of going down (level on points with 2 others, 3 games to go) Strange old season. Le Guen on his way at the end surely.

Good player but only captain cos Le Guen is a mentalist and went in a hissyfit with the rest of his squad! I'd like him here though, at 17 he looks like a very good prospect

Gets some ridiculous stick on here, he's a decent centre half who always gives 100%. When you consider some of the shite we've had at the back he's positively Franz Beckenbauer in comparison

Ashley Ward?

I got a Ketsbaia one saying "MENTALIST". They are absolutely quality