Scottish Mag

its all this talk of the other newcastle board Howaythetoon?

I don't pay to get mine done but can get it cut etc whenever I want as my other half owns a Salon with her sister so I just get my "sister-in-law" to do it when it needs cut.

How bitchy is it on here today?

Wait and we'll set up a "House of the Banned" to let you know...

Feck knows?

Should I now change the title of the thread to The Ewerk and Newcastlebroon shagfest?

The same can be said about our supporters...

I'm sure you were at some point, you have done everything else..

TRANSFER RUMOURS Arsenal face a battle to keep Denilson, with Bayern Munich, Real Madrid and Barcelona keeping tabs on the Brazilian midfielder. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea winger Arjen Robben is being lined up for a £16m move to Barcelona. (The Sun) Manchester City have joined the race to sign Preston striker David Nugent in the summer. (Various) Reading midfielder Steve Sidwell will snub a host of Premiership clubs, including Newcastle, Everton and Aston Villa, and remain with the Royals if they qualify for Europe. (The Sun) Wigan boss Paul Jewell is joining the chase for Luton defender Leon Barnett. (Daily Mirror) West Brom's Zoltan Gera is a £3m target for both Middlesbrough and Nuremburg. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Portsmouth striker Kanu has refused to sign a new one-year deal with the club and will wait until the end of the season before deciding on his future. (Various) Georgian legend Temuri Katsbaia says his side will shock Scotland boss Alex McLeish in his first match in charge on 24 March. (Daily Record) Bradford are hopeful of luring former Bantams player Stuart McCall to Bramall Lane in a managerial role. (Daily Mail) England boss Steve McClaren faces a nervous Monday on 19 March, as the two FA Cup replays could involve as many as 16 of his potential squad for the Euro qualifiers against Andorra and Israel. (Various) AND FINALLY... Watford boss Adrian Boothroyd was so impressed by the performance of on-loan Ben Foster in Sunday's FA Cup win at Plymouth that he has tipped the goalkeeper to become the world's best stopper. (Various)

Well, banned kind of means that you are banned, consider it a life sentance with no chance of parole. And he is a mong too..

Had you in my pocket all game last year, this won't be a problem.

"Pished"? unfortunately not....but had a cracking Joe le taxi who let me play with his remote for the cd player so had some quality choons on the way home Can see it now... "Receptions gone hen, just twist my knob will you?" I was in the back...he was in the front....one hell of a "knob"

Good stuff, would like to have heard more lyrics though..

"Pished"? unfortunately not....but had a cracking Joe le taxi who let me play with his remote for the cd player so had some quality choons on the way home Can see it now... "Receptions gone hen, just twist my knob will you?"

"Pished"?

bring a kipper into work every day and leave it somewhere, a week or so after you've left the whole place will fucking stink and they'll remember you fondly. We done that when we left college and left one in our locker. there is a lass who works there who smells like a kipper, they would just think it was her Classy girl..

Locals blatently running scared of the out of towners tbh..

What is everyones plans tonight. I am going out to a 40th Birthday Party...

Bridget has sorted me out with a ticket so I will be there both pre and post match..

I love the fact everyone now talks down the opposition we have played on our way through the competition. When the draw was made most thought we were out on our arse and labelled our section as the "Group of Death".

"Toontastic on Tour" 2009 will be Scotland...

I used to live off them when working/studying in Glasgow..

what you having ?? A salmon fillet with pasta in a cream sauce with green beans, broccoli and carrots.