Scottish Mag

I'm sure there was a comparison in the media up here between the Celtic and Porto sides that met in Seville showing that Porto had spent very little on their squad compared to the Celtic team.

Into my second season and started it off with a win in both the Charity Shield and The Super Cup. Sitting top of the league after 11 matches and Okaka (on loan from Roma) is keeping all my big name strikers out of the the team. Oba has not been scoring much but already has contributed 15 assists.

Paris Saint Germain defender David Rozehnal has interest from two Premiership clubs. The Czech international, who can also play in midfield, is believed to be attracting the attention of Bolton and Newcastle. Rozehnal's agent Pavel Zika knows of interest from two clubs, but confirmed PSG are not looking to sell the stopper. "I know about two clubs who are interested in buying him," Zika told CTK. "But PSG do not want to release him at present."

TRANSFER RUMOURS Jose Mourinho has been told that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has no intention of replacing him next season. (Daily Express) German giants Bayern Munich are targeting Chelsea's Dutch winger Arjen Robben. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea star John Terry is set to be given a two-year coaching contract at Stamford Bridge when he finishes his playing career. (The Sun) Spurs are confident of signing £10m Southampton ace Gareth Bale before the transfer window shuts - but he'll stay at St Mary's until the summer. (The Sun) Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill admits he may renew his interest in Chelsea winger Shaun Wright-Phillips in the summer. (Daily Star) Spurs veteran Edgar Davids is set to return to Ajax after falling out with boss Martin Jol. (Daily Mirror) Blackburn are ready make a £1.5m move for unsettled Aston Villa midfielder Lee Hendrie. (Daily Star) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is making a move for Manchester United striker Alan Smith. (Daily Mirror) West Ham are chasing Dutch defender Ruud Knol from Alkmaar and Portuguese centre-half Rolando from Belenenses. (Daily Mirror) Tottenham have emerged as favourites ahead of Chelsea to sign QPR's England U-16 midfielder Dean Parrett. (Daily Mail) Birmingham boss Steve Bruce says the club will only sell defender Matthew Upson for upwards of £20m. (The Sun) Lee McCulloch's hopes of a dream move to Rangers moved a step closer when Wigan signed his potential replacement, Caleb Folan. (Daily Record) New Paris St Germain boss Paul Le Guen is set to make a second raid on ex-club Rangers - this time for Czech star Libor Sionko. (Daily Record) Inverness are close to signing Ross County midfielder Don Cowie on a pre-contract agreement. (Daily Record) Norwich boss Peter Grant has entered the race to sign former Celtic star Mark Fotheringham, now training with Rangers. (Daily Record) Rangers are thought to be preparing a bid for Hearts midfielder Paul Hartley, while Fulham have purportedly tabled an improvement on their £2.5m bid for keeper Craig Gordon. (Scottish Daily Mirror). Fulham are thought to be lining up a late offer for Celtic striker Shaun Maloney, said to be in excess of the recent wage offer made by Gordon Strachan. (Scottish Daily Mirror). Hearts are considering offers for five of their star players, including Robbie Neilson and Michal Pospisil, among others. (Scottish Daily Express). Edgar Davids has agreed an 18-month contract with Ajax but Tottenham could still throw a spanner in the works. (Voetbal International) OTHER GOSSIP David Beckham has been left out of Real Madrid's squad to face Villarreal on Sunday but boss Fabio Capello says its only because the US-bound star has a knee problem. (Daily Mail) Coventry have launched an inquiry into a training ground bust-up which left captain Robert Page and Michael Doyle with injuries this week. (Daily Express) AND FINALLY... Bristol Rovers star Steve Elliott plans to ditch his pals on the team bus after the FA Cup clash with Derby - and walk home instead. Elliott, who made 72 league appearances for the Rams, live minutes from Pride Park. (The Sun)

How much?!! I`m looking at spending at least about £700-£800 on my kilt etc for my wedding...

Black Tie events usually means us Scots go dressed in our Kilts. Can be around £90 to hire or £650+ to purchase..

I'm the last one sat in the office. Waiting on my other half to come and pick me up...

West Brom have suspended goalkeeper Russell Hoult following newspaper reports about his private life. It is alleged that Hoult, married with two children, was filmed on a mobile phone having sex with a woman as part of a threesome with one other man. The film is reported to have been spread when the mobile was lost by its owner. The 34-year-old has been first choice since Tony Mowbray took over as manager at The Hawthorns in October. But the club today confirmed he will not figure in Sunday's FA Cup fourth-round tie with Wolves at Molineux, with Swiss international Pascal Zuberbuhler expected to move up from the bench for the Black Country derby. "Goalkeeper Russell Hoult has been suspended by West Bromwich Albion pending further enquiries by the club into newspaper articles this week," read a club statement. Hoult, who is also alleged to have sent naked pictures of himself to a mistress in 2005, was previously fined £300 for kerb crawling in 2000. http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1999574,00.html

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Today is dragging in........

Lukas Ramsauer Loerrach-Zeitung

And again today...

You do realise the thread is about the first time you did it not that last... Were you the sweaty sock in question? The man who left Peters without a shower has a cheek to call me sweaty.. Without a shower? Mate I nearly left the place without my eyesight.

You do realise the thread is about the first time you did it not that last... Were you the sweaty sock in question? The man who left Peters without a shower has a cheek to call me sweaty..

You do realise the thread is about the first time you did it not that last...

I still have a weeks holiday to take but keep getting hit with deadlines where people need stuff from me, so dunno when I am going to take it.

Times, who will be in attendance etc, etc..

I need to design some postcards promoting Volunteering in Sport but I really cannot be arsed...

For a minute there I thought we had signed him to join the old boys club along with Pav, Bernard, Clark etc..

Sweetcorn ?

That smiley looks a bit like you dancing to the Baywatch song...