Scottish Mag

Not long back from seeing Goal. Even up here there were weans going to the see the film with their toon tops on..

He's Scottish..

Why does that not surprise me?

Calm down Rob. I think, and sincerely hope, this is a joke poster. FTP and B&Q! 39149[/snapback] WAS a joke poster, he'll have to sign up as someone else if he wants to carry on 39158[/snapback] I couldn't understand a word he was saying anyway. It was like trying to have a conversation with Ritchie 39164[/snapback] I didn`t have a f*ckin clue what he was saying either mate...

It suits you man! 38946[/snapback] Oh aye, i look great... Cheers for the donation on Saturday btw..

That shouldn`t matter... 39045[/snapback] Very true, it was just when he was on about 'his proddy friends and Kafflicks' on the other thread. 39047[/snapback] Ah i have yet to read the rest of it..

That shouldn`t matter...

Real first name: Ritchie Nickname: Don`t really have one but as of late a few people have been calling me Gringo Age: 27 Occupation: Student Location: Near Loch Lomond in Bonnie Scotland Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Cause hes a Scottish dude.. Previous avatarts?.. Tell us when you first joined the boards? From the early early days though i can`t remember who got me to come on but i`m sure it was one of the old members from the official board, so may have been Isegrim or Walliver? Board highlights? Cheyne/Blaydon/Tyne/Bennie/Adidas V Alex. However that was back in the day before he became a "raver". I also enjoyed HTTs pm to Craig when the bitchfighting was going on after the split..."done like a kipper" Board lowlights? The merge (for some reason it never worked) What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Postman Pets? A cat - Dylan I play a bit like.... Andy Griffin. Not the best footballer in the world but i dont half like to kick people and get stuck in. Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Nolberto Solano Football villains? Lucas Neill and Kevin Muscat though a special mention must go to Cantona and Schmeichel who i feel were the main reasons manyoo caught us when we had that 12 point lead. Best advice given? Just say no.... Ideal partner? The missus Ideal dinner date? Sheryl Crow Ideal meal? Mexican Can you cook? Yes, i love to cook. Current wheels? Chauffeur driven Landrover Biggest influence? Parents TV programmes? Sopranos Burger and chips or fish and chips? Swordfish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. I eat most things apart from bloody Kormas.. Favourite tunes? Sheryl Crow, Counting Crows Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi although they are both a pair of "hooers" George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Scarface If I won a million pounds.... Pay off my student debts.. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Dunno about 14 i think on Merrydown Cider Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Ya bawbag.. Not a lot of people know that......I'm a black belt in karate Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Too much How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 I'm obsessed with..... Newcastle United In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Married, working, have a nice home and maybe expecting my first child..(well not me, the missus obviously )

With it being an early kick off i won`t make it pre match but good to see there will be plenty of drinking time afterwards...

I read reports from the game in all the newspapers online.

Newcastle United are keeping tabs on Swansea City's goalscoring striker Lee Trundle. Trundle took his goals tally for the season to eight with both City goals in their 2-2 draw at Hartlepool United last Saturday. United were at Victoria Park to watch Trundle, who is under contract with Swansea until 2007. The 28-year-old's 22 goals clinched promotion for Swansea last season and the striker has scored in all but one of their seven games so far this season as Kenny Jackett's men look for a second successive promotion. United plan to watch Trundle again before the transfer window re-opens in January. Having spent more than £35m in the summer, United will not be that involved in buying players at the turn of the year but they could still do with another goalscoring striker. Indeed, United could be forgiven if they tried to pick up a couple of bargain buys from the lower divisions and Trundle would love to step up to the Premiership. He was born in Liverpool but qualifies for the Republic of Ireland through his grandfather. Republic boss Brian Kerr has said that Trundle needs to score at a higher level to give himself a chance at international stage. However, Trundle said: "If you are a natural goalscorer you should be able to get goals at any level. "Defenders are obviously better the higher you go, but so are the players alongside you and that can make you a better player. "I want to play at the highest level possible and making an international appearance would be the highlight of my career." Not surprisingly, there has not been that much talk about any possible players coming to St James' Park at the turn of the year. But one name which keeps cropping up is that of Chelsea's England left back Wayne Bridge who has not played since he broke his ankle in a tackle on Alan Shearer in United's FA Cup triumph in February.

38521[/snapback] Is that written by the Mackem lover Louise Taylor by any chance? If so ignore it. 38527[/snapback]

I thought he had a great game yesterday, i see some in their ratings thing also have him in the top three and he made it into the Sky Sports team of the week. However i see lazy journalists are still continuing to post about his "comical defending". From the Telegraph :

GRAEME Souness has named a 17-man squad for the visit of Manchester City on Saturday. Neither Kieron Dyer, Emre nor Nobby Solano are included, though Shola Ameobi and Craig Moore are both fit and Scott Parker returns from suspension. Souness will choose his team from the following squad: Ameobi, Babayaro, Boumsong, Bowyer, Bramble, Brittain, Carr, Clark, Elliott, Faye, Given, Harper, Moore, N'Zogbia, Owen, Parker, Shearer

Is he the new hate figure now OB and Jenas have left then? 37863[/snapback] Hes not a "hate" figure, hate being a strong word. He is however a waste of a shirt and most people are recognising this.

Only a week to go then i am retiring from my porn star duties...

Now been sent off...

I just went looking for the old thread it was Cath who posted the map...

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...671&hl=room+101

Everything he has said has been spot on. "Just what does JJ actually do?"

I see they are talking about JJ being the invisible man again tonight..

Whilst i am toying over a couple of ideas of what i shall be doing my dissertation on this year i was wondering who on here has had the joy of doing a dissertation? What "exciting" topic did you do it on? Did you work on it for the year or was it a last minute job?

Glasgow Mag was doing this for people in here before he had to disapear once more. Whilst i think Peasepud was meant to be continuing it one why don`t we keep it in one thread and you can fill the blanks in yourself... Real first name: Nickname: Age: Occupation: Location: Language(s) spoken? Avatart - why? Previous avatarts? Tell us when you first joined the boards? Board highlights? Board lowlights? What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Pets? I play a bit like.... Football heroes? Football villains? Best advice given? Ideal partner? Ideal dinner date? Ideal meal? Can you cook? Current wheels? Biggest influence? TV programmes? Burger and chips or fish and chips? Chinese or indian? What do you order? Favourite tunes? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Favourite film? If I won a million pounds.... Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Ever suspended/expelled from school? Favourite insult? Not a lot of people know that...... Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? How many pairs of shoes do you own? I'm obsessed with..... In 5 years time, I hope to be....