NJS

Well I think I should if people make light of a gang-rape man, ok? You complained above about the direction leading to religion and/or regional racism which I still think is invalid as the shift was logical - if you want to complain about the jokey comments at the start from Ketsbaia then that's possibly fair - but I'd say the lad makes quite a few bad taste comments which don't bother me.

We had a teacher who was the double of Timothy Claypole and was immediately nicknamed as such.

Always thought he was good if a tad error prone (which can be said about the vast majority of centre-halves) and that opinion has been the same when I've seen him play for Spurs. On the whole I agree with UM's post though I got the feeling it was more of a case of him not relishing div2 rather than just wages. Blaming individual results on one player when the saggy faced cunt of a manager pointed out that they had shit loads of missed chances at Blackpool shows Danny up for the mug he is.

Who's fourth. People should all say which one they voted for so we know where we stand. My fourth would be the royal family I would love to sell them all dead but that's not personal - it's more against the concept.

Who's fourth. People should all say which one they voted for so we know where we stand. My money's on Maggie. Correct but that I don't like that particular name as it suggests humanity.

Last one for me - Said before theres only 4 people whose death I'd welcome and Ashley, Lambias and Wise are three of them.

That's why I got so annoyed when you started on that - I spent 7 years having the piss taken out of me for "takkin funney" It also gave me the knowledge that you were wrong - I know what the differences are first hand. (And I never shagged one of them either)

It's probably time I revealed a dark secret which will no doubt be pounced on by Stevie like a lion on a wounded gazelle - I went to school in Sunderland (passed the 11+ had a chance of 2 schools and as my Dad worked in Mackem Land and could give me a lift I chose that one). Anyway one half-decent and one shit footballer - Micky Hazard and Barry Wardrobe. I need to stretch to the associated girls school and another girls school around the corner to get anyone else famous - Lauren Laverne and Kate Adie.

Isnt Ridley Scott from Blyth? S Shields allegedly but I think he grew up in Germany.

Retail or investment? Retail. I want to know if someone puts money in to your account, and you do the dirty on them, if they can put an indeminty claim in and get the money back out. Sorry- don't know.

Retail or investment?

Akin to your trophy count - SAFC do beat NUFC on one important point - the number of times the club has been found guilty of illegal payments.

Pissed off with another shit recruitment agent (sorry Stevie) Applied for a job on Jobserve - bloke rings within 5 minutes and says how suitable I am and we have a good chat about why I want a new job, what I want and how much I want. Says he'll have a chat with colleagues and get back to me. He then rings when I'm me on the train as follows: Him: I've got the perfect role for you - primarily first line support... Me: Stop there - I have no interest in first line support jobs. Him: Well its not just first line support, you own the issue and either fix it or possibly contact the vendor... Me: That's the best definition of first line support I've heard. Him: well its other stuff as well - I'll send you the spec. Gets the spec - Job title: Senior Support analyst, primary function: first line support. Just sent him an email with about 5 reasons why its not for me including the salary being crap but still had to end with "but if you have anything else....". Really wanted to add "LIKE THE FUCKING JOB I APPLIED FOR YOU CUNT" but resisted.

Pretty Slim Pickens like. Add Pulp, the Manics and White Lies.

Nice to see Cameron pontificating about freedom while on a trade mission to sell the tools of opression to dictators.

Apart from one or two tracks I find Pop pretty much unlistenable as a U2 fan but at the same time you can't exactly say it showed no change of direction from their early stuff. I think it was you who also said Kid A sounded like the future of rock - I may have a narrow definition which I fully admit to but I don't see how any album with virtually no guitar on it can be described as rock of any kind.

Just asked a lad who stayed there when we were doing a late night implementation last October - overbooked so they didn't get a room and had to get cabs home - shit staff who didn't care.

Compare league titles, also compare the amount of time they have spent in the top flight of English football to you. Everton are a bigger club, way bigger in fact. You always have to twist it to points that Sunderland "win" on like league titles or years in the top flight - in our cases 4 vs 6 which I'd call a minimal difference and Everton's nine isn't that many more. It's also funny to read Mackems bragging about time in the top flight given 40 years of yo-yoing. So is comparing us to Everton like comparing Stoke to Arsenal fair or is it fucking stupid?

Everton have won just 3 more trophies than NUFC (which is 6 more than SAFC obviously) - how many more have Arsenal won than Stoke you stupid Mackem twat?

I don't agree with fees for useful courses but hopefully irresponsible decisions to deliberately write-off debt will affect their credit ratings.

My view was that if they wanted to sell the idea of a community club, helping schoolkids and dole wallers see football then that's pretty laudible but you can't then turn round at the same time and brag about having full houses meaning they're supposedly great fans.

I'd add that their real problem now is that they are getting under 40k with all the discounts and £19 STs

Really? TBF - they did get full houses for the first couple of years under the Monkey's heed - it was only after the relegations bit that they dropped a bit. That was in the initial "free ticket mackems" era though.

U2? Even allowing for a couple of duds, 20 years includes Achtung Baby which pisses on all of the self-indulgent, masturbatory, knob-twiddling twaterry of Radiohead by a distance not measurable by humankind. (Yes that's a bite)

The junction one is amplified ten-fold if its a traffic light controlled junction - there's one on my daily drive where I join a main road with light and the number of people who brake to take a simple right turn on green is criminal.