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Theres a cheesy song in that somewhere Rolf.....

I'm not generally a pessimist but I always expect to lose derbies - not trying to be clever so wins are a bonus or anything but just because I know they've got the better of us when we've had better teams on paper in the past. I know they have problems but I'm worried by their thirst for revenge - though that could mean them going overboard - in that sense it might have worled better if Cattermole had played (don't know what the case is with him playing).

Not me but when we played Brentford in the promotion season a mate just tipped the helmet off a copper as a line of them made their way through the crowd - it just looked like something you'd do in Infants school - got chucked out but paid to get atraight back in with no comebacks.

Was on RTG a while ago about 20% of their screen names were FTM at the end, and they did a poll about email addresses and 4 in 10 had FTM in them. Anyone who has SMB as their email address is a mug. Still trumped by the cunt who has "Ricky George" as his name - weapons grade bitterness as they'd say on Skunkers. Sunderland could win the Champions League and the SMB would be less joyous than when we lost to Marseille.

They hit "bottom" about 4 albums ago with Lifeblood but since then they've picked up imo - although I prefer the more Bible-esque Journal for Plague Lovers than the last one which has a more expansive Everything Must Go type sound. Going to see them next Saturday and really looking forward to it.

If we now lose this badly because of Pardew's stupidity I'd quite happily have the twat hanged from the tyne bridge with a p45 in his pocket.

If it was a malfunction it would have been selected out. Since it wasn't there must have been a regional advantage dependant on environment.

Nowt wrong with Shed Seven - excellent live and pretty inoffensive generally.

Look just fuck off will you - Palin and her rabid friends spit bile all the time - they turn up to rallies with guns and their language is macho hunting shite - the bitch has even had to backtrack and take all her stuff down. I have as much contempt for Islam and some of its followers as you - but that doesn't stop me calling out fuckwits like Palin as well.

Just read something which asked if a random Muslim had had a web site with targets drawn on politicians like Palin did and this had happened, how long would it be before they were lynched?

I saw an episode of Monkey Business where one of the female chimps just went out one day, got some straw around her and sat down and had all the other chimps "visit" her like a human in a hostpital before just fading away - very sad.

First one I've missed. I've started the week with a seething anger bubbling under at the stupidity of Tiote's red card.

I've seen/read people (usually women as it happens) advocating 4x4s on the basis of "I'm safe" without any kind of thought for the poor bastards they hit because they can't handle them. (Note I consider myself at best an average driver).

Fantastic eyebrows though.

A pet annoyance of mine is porn set it in the past with bald minges.

Don't spoil the ending man. Now I did like the ending - one thing almost guaranteed to make me find even sentimental tosh watchable is a pisser at the end. I was joking like, never mind I did realise - I remember when it came out a lass in the office I was working at did seriously ask her mate how it ended and whether there'd be a sequel.

Watched Sherlock Holmes last night - enjoyed it quite a bit but I do like Downey. Related to the other thread, that's the first Guy Ritchie film I've ever seen.

Don't spoil the ending man. Now I did like the ending - one thing almost guaranteed to make me find even sentimental tosh watchable is a pisser at the end.

I know its a forlorn hope but you have to hold your hands up if caught as well - I caught a bit of an ep of Traffic Cops earlier where a bloke did a runner and claimed he wasn't driving the car and of course his wife backed him up - utter scum.

The secret to Titanic is 1 hours 25 mins on the clock - Kate gets her tits sort of out and the ship hits the ice so things become watchable.

Tried to watch the first LOTR a couple of times - fell asleep so haven't bothered with the rest. Switched the second new Star Wars one off after half an hour and never bothered with the third - exactly the same for The Matrix series.

My usenet provider (Giganews) keeps promoting their private VPN which in theory means anonymous everything but I don't know how that stacks up with the ISPs - I'd guess it depends. I'd only worry if you were a large seeder rather than a leecher anyway.

They've been getting easy pens like that for decades so the cunts can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.

How do you know when you're at zero though? Do you have to stop driving for 2 days every time you have a pint? I'd say next day unless you've had a shit load (arbitrary I know) then 2 days would be right. The limit as it stands is too confusing due to drink strength, body weight and time taken to metabolise it. I know there are serial offenders who don't give a shit who should be fucked but I think its a bit iffy for the rest.

If I go out on Friday dinnertime at work and have 3 pints by 2:30/3:00 then I feel I'm alright driving home from the station at 6:00 but if I occasionally have a 4th I leave the car in the car park and pick it up the next day. I'd be quite happy with a zero limit - cuts all the shit imo but I know theres an argument from rural communities that its going too far which I disagree with.