Ugly Mackems

12 goals from 19 appearances, numerous assists and wreaks havoc in the last third of the field. Fantastic footballer. It would be difficult for me to think how stupid a person would need to be to not want Craig Bellamy back in a Black and White shirt.

Just think though - how many BBC 'employees' have been in Italy for a two week jamboree? Fucking disgrace in reality. Mind you Turin must be the shitest and most boring City I've had the misfortune to visit.

Same old UM, always bleating... Do you raise your arm aloft like the great man when one lands in that net of yours 103159[/snapback] You should get back to the other board and get my account reopened. 103177[/snapback] Missing us? 103182[/snapback] Not really. Was just going to PM the fella who banned me and labelled me a racist if would be willing to meet me to discuss his accusation or if he would prefer to hide behind his keyboard like a coward? 103184[/snapback] For beer or nuckle dusting? 103185[/snapback] For a beer of course.

Same old UM, always bleating... Do you raise your arm aloft like the great man when one lands in that net of yours 103159[/snapback] You should get back to the other board and get my account reopened. 103177[/snapback] Missing us? 103182[/snapback] Not really. Was just going to PM the fella who banned me and labelled me a racist if would be willing to meet me to discuss his accusation or if he would prefer to hide behind his keyboard like a coward?

Same old UM, always bleating... Do you raise your arm aloft like the great man when one lands in that net of yours 103159[/snapback] You should get back to the other board and get my account reopened.

**** should be ashamed of himself. Is this the multimillionpound deal that will run through the World Cup? EDIT (Pud): dont normally edit posts for rudey words but theres nae need for that like.

The fridge is knackered and I've poured sour milk on me cornflakes. Bastard eh?

Same now down at the coast.

Snowing heavy again!

I'm near the coast and it's came down 4/5inch overnight. Anyone closer to the Toon who can say if conditions are better? Could it be called OFF at 2-45?

My current motor is up to 198,000 - it still goes strong.

The plan is to get a good 60 month HP deal. (Corsa CDTi SXI+ a/c) I'll be putting shitloads of miles on it, maybe 35k pa, and only intend keeping it a max of 2/2.5 yrs then I'm going to give it back to the loan company as the HP agreement allows - so resale is not an issue, staying in warrenty is more important. HTL - if your friend in the trade is associated with Vauxhall then I might be able to do business with him.

Looking to buy brand new but got offered a pre-reg slightly cheaper. I know it means that the garage appear as the original owner in the log book but are there any other implications to be wary of in buying a pre-reg?

Perhaps Mr Shepherd was in on the plot.

Will need to start by looking at how J A Boumsong arrived at the Toon for a reported £8m. Or how the manager involved was instrumental in seeing Glasgow Rangers recieve over £20m for Boumsong, Ferguson and Amoruso.

He'll be on Celebrity Big Brother within 3 yrs.

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ya been all this time? Why did ya not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ya call? Can ya not understand what ya put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ya what!!? Out of here, ya shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ya daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ya all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ." "Now what was it ya said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ya scared me half to death, girl! I thought ya said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

If the NOTW have pictures of him being sucked off by A.N. OTHER then he is indeed taking a huge gamble in taking legal action.

Eh? 102354[/snapback] http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Onlin...,,10278,00.html

Bryan Fucking Adams!

I've got 2 seats for Saturday v Bolton if anyones interested. Face value, middle tier, Gallowgate End. Save some money on TV ads if you'se buy them!

BLOODY HELL.

Bellamy seems happy at Blackburn. Good luck to him. We do have Albert Luque so why should we care.

Easier to bait 5 year olds, eh? Shame you're banned over there 102234[/snapback] You were doing well up to the smiley. Shame!

Scott Parker got MOM I think!