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*POOF*

 

That was me appearing from a lamp and I'm now granting you three wishes. What are they? And don't give me any of that "I wish that I had as many wishes as I want" shit.

 

Wishing you were a poof is a waste of a wish tbh.

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*POOF*

 

That was me appearing from a lamp and I'm now granting you three wishes. What are they? And don't give me any of that "I wish that I had as many wishes as I want" shit.

 

 

To live for ever at my current age.

 

To win a euro lottery roll over - buy NUFC

 

To prove religion/god exists or doesn`t.

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to invent something that can make life better for everybody on the planet (and make fucking billions off it. ;) )

 

My Son to be the Greatest footballer that has ever graced the game

 

the existence of superheores and supervillains. geek.png

 

the last one would just make the world a little bit more interesting tbh...

 

fuck off I don't care, they're my wishes ;):lol:

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1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time.

 

2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet.

 

3. The power to control people's thoughts.

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1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time.

 

2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet.

 

3. The power to control people's thoughts.

 

 

doesn't No.3 kinda negate the need for No.1

 

If I had the power to control peoples thoughts, I wouldn't ever pay for a damned thing.

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1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time.

 

2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet.

 

3. The power to control people's thoughts.

 

 

doesn't No.3 kinda negate the need for No.1

 

If I had the power to control peoples thoughts, I wouldn't ever pay for a damned thing.

 

Depends what you wanted to control. I was meaning in the way of preventing crime, particularly evil sick bastards who do stuff to kids. If you could control their mind, they wouldn't be able to do it.

 

As for the money, I prefer to pay my way! :lol:

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1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time.

 

2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet.

 

3. The power to control people's thoughts.

 

 

doesn't No.3 kinda negate the need for No.1

 

If I had the power to control peoples thoughts, I wouldn't ever pay for a damned thing.

 

Depends what you wanted to control. I was meaning in the way of preventing crime, particularly evil sick bastards who do stuff to kids. If you could control their mind, they wouldn't be able to do it.

 

As for the money, I prefer to pay my way! :lol:

 

 

If Gemmil hadn't been such a killjoy, I'd have gone for Omnipotence, Omniscience and computer that didn't make me want to scrape a lemon juice soaked brillo pad where my toenails recently were.

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1) To be the next Patrick Roy

 

2) Mansion in Florida

 

3) That I hadn't lost my beanie hat today. It's cold.

 

 

would have picked Lemieux, Gretzky... hell even Hasek ahead of Roy...

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1) To be the next Patrick Roy

 

2) Mansion in Florida

 

3) That I hadn't lost my beanie hat today. It's cold.

 

 

would have picked Lemieux, Gretzky... hell even Hasek ahead of Roy...

 

Lemieux and Gretzky didn't play in fucking goal. :lol:

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1) To be the next Patrick Roy

 

2) Mansion in Florida

 

3) That I hadn't lost my beanie hat today. It's cold.

 

 

would have picked Lemieux, Gretzky... hell even Hasek ahead of Roy...

 

Lemieux and Gretzky didn't play in fucking goal. :lol:

 

 

no but I'd rather be a legend playing out of position, than simply a good player in position.

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1) To be the next Patrick Roy

 

2) Mansion in Florida

 

3) That I hadn't lost my beanie hat today. It's cold.

 

 

would have picked Lemieux, Gretzky... hell even Hasek ahead of Roy...

 

Lemieux and Gretzky didn't play in fucking goal. :lol:

 

 

no but I'd rather be a legend playing out of position, than simply a good player in position.

 

Roy was only a good player? Ok.

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Roy was only a good player? Ok.

in comparison to Gretzky, yeah he was only a good player.

 

it's be like me wanting to be the best left back in world, instead of the best player. Doesn't make sense to me.

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1. For my bank acount balance to always read:

 

2. The ability to become invisible at will

 

3. nufc to gradually become the biggest force in football (without the club/fans becoming twats and being hated)

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1. To be the most influential guitarist of all time (without being a nob) and in the process create world peace

 

2. The Ability to fly (superman style)

 

3. A well lived domestic life (good diet /heath .etc

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