Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 SMO actually auditioned for the part of first born but he was too hairy and the excess weight he was carrying meant he couldn't do the action/climbing shots needed for the part. You're a bitter man, just cos they cut all your scenes from Willow and had to settle playing Dopey in Snow White and the 7 dwarfs at Sunderland Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Was First Born the one with GORRRRR in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Was First Born the one with GORRRRR in it? The Charles Dance thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Aye wasn't the kid called Gordon or something but he used to leap around shrieking GOORRRR GOOOOOORRRRRR!!11111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Aye wasn't the kid called Gordon or something but he used to leap around shrieking GOORRRR GOOOOOORRRRRR!!11111 Gorr rings a bell. I seem to remember it being a bit shit tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Bet your the sort to shave your pubes right down to make your cock look bigger! Nah, I prefer just to Brylcreem my pubes into a sort of 1920's Jeeves style comb-over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Bet your the sort to shave your pubes right down to make your cock look bigger! Nah, I prefer just to Brylcreem my pubes into a sort of 1920's Jeeves style comb-over. As if you can see past your belly to do anything that intricate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Bet your the sort to shave your pubes right down to make your cock look bigger! Nah, I prefer just to Brylcreem my pubes into a sort of 1920's Jeeves style comb-over. As if you can see past your belly to do anything that intricate. I have a rather fancy combination of mirrors strategically placed around my bathroom which helps me deal with this particular challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Jon's entire body is crawling with some sort of carpet creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Ewww im not keen on hairy backs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Jon's entire body is crawling with some sort of carpet creature. Crabs, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I once slept with a girl who had a hairy arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I once slept with a girl who had a hairy arse. Are you sure it was a lass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I once slept with a girl who had a hairy arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I once slept with a girl who had a hairy arse. Are you sure it was a lass? Was too afraid to ask. Haha, no, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14146 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Gorilla-like - not great. A smattering - acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Christ, the static he must create when taking off one of those tracksuits! I wouldn't talk you are blatantly going to be a wolfman in a few years you hairy f*cker I have quite an attractive 'treasure line' for your information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14146 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Christ, the static he must create when taking off one of those tracksuits! I wouldn't talk you are blatantly going to be a wolfman in a few years you hairy f*cker I have quite an attractive 'treasure line' for your information. Hark, is that the sound of Radgi rummaging around in her drawers for a dusty old... map? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I once slept with a girl who had a hairy arse. Are you sure it was a lass? Was too afraid to ask. Haha, no, I'm sure. How nervous is that laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Christ, the static he must create when taking off one of those tracksuits! I wouldn't talk you are blatantly going to be a wolfman in a few years you hairy f*cker I have quite an attractive 'treasure line' for your information. Hairy caterpillars for eye brows though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Wtf is a treasure line??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Wtf is a treasure line??? It's a line from the navel which leads to the 'treasure' so I'm told. Hairy caterpillars for eye brows though Fuck off baldylocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Wtf is a treasure line??? It's a line from the navel which leads to the 'treasure' so I'm told. Hairy caterpillars for eye brows though Fuck off baldylocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Gorilla-like - not great. A smattering - acceptable. Although I'm hardly in a position to be picking and choosing based on back-hair status like. Breathing will do I'm free whenever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35671 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Have you been dumped by Achilles like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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