Glasgow Mag 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Farting is something that everybody does, whether you're Peter Kay or the Queen. It is something that not everybody likes to discuss, but we can't deny its existence. I'd also be interested in your personal farting stories. Anyone ever lit a fart, e.g. on the rugby team bus? Anyone refuse to fart in front of their partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 1 - 5 Hold it in and yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 16+ Try and hold it in Yes have been to the toilet for a earth mover, nothing better than when you have been holding them in for ages and you can finally let go with all your might! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Lost count Loud and proud no, never, unless I think I might follow through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I live with a bowel condition. I just don't care anymore, if I need to fart I'm going to fart. Fuck this politeness issue, it's either gas pains or the sweet release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Generally lose count during the day. Smokers fart more, apparently. Read it somewhere recently. So that's my excuse. Fart a hell of a lot, rather partial to trapping my lass under the bed covers - she loves it! I actually find it more embarrassing farting when in a public toilet cubicle ganning for a shite, knowing that there's a queue outside pissing themselves with laughter at my jungle-esque trouser trumpeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35004 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 If it leaves a pattern, it's not a fart tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 If it leaves a pattern, it's not a fart tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 If it leaves a pattern, it's not a fart tbh. Speaking from experience there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Generally lose count during the day. Smokers fart more, apparently. Read it somewhere recently. So that's my excuse. Fart a hell of a lot, rather partial to trapping my lass under the bed covers - she loves it! I actually find it more embarrassing farting when in a public toilet cubicle ganning for a shite, knowing that there's a queue outside pissing themselves with laughter at my jungle-esque trouser trumpeting. The smoking bit could be true. My fart count has deterioated somewhat lately, but I've more or less cut the tabs out through the week. Could this be the cause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menace13 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 This topic made me fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 6-10 at a guess. Gradually let it go. Never been to the toilet, but I have left the room (especially if it's an operating theatre). I once farted twice in an exam, and succesfully blamed each on a different person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 6-10 at a guess. Gradually let it go. Never been to the toilet, but I have left the room (especially if it's an operating theatre). I once farted twice in an exam, and succesfully blamed each on a different person. i love that bit in Spies Like Us where chevy chase farts in the exam room and the entire room turns to face him. so chevy chase turns to the bloke sitting next to him, everyones eyes follow and forces the other bloke to say 'excuse me'. Classic stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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