sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Just an update, I'm reliable informed that the following appeared on Akabusi's wikipedia entry earlier in the week but has now been removed; Also that year he was awarded the MBE by Queen Elizabeth II in recognition of his services to the country through athletics. Upon receipt of the award, he patted Her Majesty on the fanny and wispered "AWOOGA" in her ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 These are beautiful. "A clunge so tight it shopped at poundland" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34940 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Busi instantly became thicker than a wrestler's neck and his giant ebony pears lifted into the attack position. His retractable cum roof revealed a jap's eye as large and steely as Gordon Brown's glass golf ball. Kriss stood there looking like an overweight chocolate Pinocchio lying his arse off. An extract from one of the latest ones. @ the Pinocchio line. They've all been collected here btw: http://krissakabusistories.blogspot.com/20...ial-school.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Hermoine Granger was definitely 18. Maybe even 17. But she was definitely 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 There were "women" here rougher than Barrymore's chair leg and just as dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 John Fashanu said awooga not Akabusi, didn't he? Spot on. It's long running mistake/joke on the F365 forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 There were "women" here rougher than Barrymore's chair leg and just as dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Stoodents at UCL have just voted to rename one of their bars the "Kriss Akabusi Pleasure Lounge", the wags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Stoodents at UCL have just voted to rename one of their bars the "Kriss Akabusi Pleasure Lounge", the wags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Pissed myself when browsing the classics the other week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Forgot how funny these were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I've only just recovered my composure enough to type. That is so funny. The links have all said the stories have been removed, but the bits you've all recovered have had me on the floor. I remember my friends did something similar with Star Trek when we were 16. I'd have revised for GCSE English Lit if I had to read these instead of the awful I'm The King of the Castle by Susan Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/in...hp/t-13383.html archived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Thanks Canofbeans. They are fucking great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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