sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Genius. Akabusi Sex Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Its almost shakespearean: "As he spied the secretary's glistening axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea Pensioner at the Cenotaph." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I like the imagery of "a floppy doll covered with spunk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34884 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 "Just relax, Mr Abakuski, while I measure your inside leg" she said with a French accent richer than a Guinness sh*t. As Kriss felt the cold metal of the tape measure climb up his leg, he could feel his black boa fill with blood quicker than tampon on the first day. He ploughed into her like a tighthead forward and plunged his now diamond hard cock into her like he was staking Dracula. Within hours it was over, Miss Portensa a useless pile of tit, minge and spunk and Akabusi panting and sweating like a multiple rapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 "Just relax, Mr Abakuski, while I measure your inside leg" she said with a French accent richer than a Guinness sh*t. As Kriss felt the cold metal of the tape measure climb up his leg, he could feel his black boa fill with blood quicker than tampon on the first day. He ploughed into her like a tighthead forward and plunged his now diamond hard cock into her like he was staking Dracula. Within hours it was over, Miss Portensa a useless pile of tit, minge and spunk and Akabusi panting and sweating like a multiple rapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Fucking quality some of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Topic title: Akabusi sex stories Topic starter: sweetleftpeg I take it you've got your new contract signed then, Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 This line from when he's shagging the Chinese lass... Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard. ..is GENIUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 This line from when he's shagging the Chinese lass... Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard. ..is GENIUS. That's rough like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 Mancy; I find out Wednesday or Thursday. I've just decided; fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34884 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 "wetter than a 21st on the Marchioness" as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Mancy; I find out Wednesday or Thursday. I've just decided; fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge. As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case. Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 hilarious those things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 "Oh, it's you, Kriss" she said in a voice as smoky as Roy Castle's lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 "Oh, it's you, Kriss" she said in a voice as smoky as Roy Castle's lungs. thats evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 At first, I thought they were just the inane witterings of a sixth-form pleb. Then the author refers to: The Marchioness disaster. The tsanami disaster. Roy Castle's lung cancer. This points to someone in their 40's who is pretty sad individual (no, it's not me ). Probably an Arsenal supporter who failed his English O Level many moons ago and now works for London Transport. Not imo. Maybe i just need a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Kriss plunged into her as if she was some cheap Geordie slut with blue hair and he was the best friend of a sunderland player, who was sick of w*nking in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 At first, I thought they were just the inane witterings of a sixth-form pleb. Then the author refers to: The Marchioness disaster. The tsanami disaster. Roy Castle's lung cancer. This points to someone in their 40's who is pretty sad individual (no, it's not me ). Probably an Arsenal supporter who failed his English O Level many moons ago and now works for London Transport. Not imo. Maybe i just need a drink? Awooga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 At first, I thought they were just the inane witterings of a sixth-form pleb. Then the author refers to: The Marchioness disaster. The tsanami disaster. Roy Castle's lung cancer. This points to someone in their 40's who is pretty sad individual (no, it's not me ). Probably an Arsenal supporter who failed his English O Level many moons ago and now works for London Transport. Not imo. Maybe i just need a drink? Awooga! I'll have a double Awooga on the rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 John Fashanu said awooga not Akabusi, didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 (edited) John Fashanu said awooga not Akabusi, didn't he? You're probably right, Hog, but don't let trivial facts like that get in the way of the 'hilarious' stories! Edited February 26, 2007 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34884 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 snakey's turned into a right grumpy fucker of late! They're funny tbh. Some quality imagery in there. Don't let a bit of humour get in the way of you being a misery guts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 snakey's turned into a right grumpy fucker of late! They're funny tbh. Some quality imagery in there. Don't let a bit of humour get in the way of you being a misery guts though. I reckon he knocked one out over them and is wracked with guilt. His hateful response could only be born of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 John Fashanu said awooga not Akabusi, didn't he? Spot on. It's long running mistake/joke on the F365 forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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