Happy Face 29 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 You know you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Aye, The Zutons are from 'Liverpeeeewwwl' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 McCartney too tbh. Linda was no oil painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? She must have a minge like a hoover or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Dumped Jane Asher as well did Macca. Tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? first ever Thai-bride fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Dumped Jane Asher as well did Macca. Tit. Worth marrying just for the cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? The only chink in his armour tbh. Racial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? The only chink in his armour tbh. Racial. Appalling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? The only chink in his armour tbh. Racial. I think this should be nipped in the bud straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Actually trying to find a nice pic of Abi Harding (Zutons) and she is more ropey than I thought! She'd get it big time. And seems to be a sound girl from what I can remember from interviews. The hipster's in luuuurv!! If she played her cards right...... would the bin dipper accent not put you off? Scouser, you say?? Hmmmmm. *makes note not to take wallet on date* She couldn't talk much with her mouth full, though, could she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Seriously though, what was John Lennon thinking? The only chink in his armour tbh. Racial. I think this should be nipped in the bud straight away. This is so wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 By the way, speaking of McCartney - we've talked on here before about Alan Brazil's lack of tact/brains on the radio. Well this morning on the radio he goes. And the bloke is deadly serious. "Hey what's this I hear about Heather Mills is going to be appearing on the US version of Strictly Come Dancing? Well, a little dicky bird tells me she has a disabled sticker on her car too? I'm sorry, but you cannae have it both ways. If you can go on telly and dance, you need to be losing that sticker Heather." This is met by an awkward silence from the others in the studio. Undeterred, he follows it up with.... "Mind I had a bit of a chuckle to myself the other day. There was a photo in the paper of her on her way to the gym. Now most people it's hard enough for them to remember their stuff for the gym, but she actually had her special 'gym leg' sticking out of her bag. So for her it's 'Towel, yeah, got that, change of clothes, yep, special leg' *chuckle chuckle*" He's the Scottish Alan Partridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I hear it's now got to the point that Talksport are actually using the fact he's an alchy to help promote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 By the way, speaking of McCartney - we've talked on here before about Alan Brazil's lack of tact/brains on the radio. Well this morning on the radio he goes. And the bloke is deadly serious. "Hey what's this I hear about Heather Mills is going to be appearing on the US version of Strictly Come Dancing? Well, a little dicky bird tells me she has a disabled sticker on her car too? I'm sorry, but you cannae have it both ways. If you can go on telly and dance, you need to be losing that sticker Heather." This is met by an awkward silence from the others in the studio. Undeterred, he follows it up with.... "Mind I had a bit of a chuckle to myself the other day. There was a photo in the paper of her on her way to the gym. Now most people it's hard enough for them to remember their stuff for the gym, but she actually had her special 'gym leg' sticking out of her bag. So for her it's 'Towel, yeah, got that, change of clothes, yep, special leg' *chuckle chuckle*" He's the Scottish Alan Partridge. I was listening to that this morning. The man's a tube at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If H. M/McCartney goes on a beach holiday, does she take a stack of legs for differing shades of tan?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If H. M/McCartney goes on a beach holiday, does she take a stack of legs for differing shades of tan?? I doubt she sunbathes with the leg on tbh. Comes in handy to stop her towel blowing away when she goes in for a circular swim though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If H. M/McCartney goes on a beach holiday, does she take a stack of legs for differing shades of tan?? A light pine for the first week and a deep mahogany for the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If H. M/McCartney goes on a beach holiday, does she take a stack of legs for differing shades of tan?? A light pine for the first week and a deep mahogany for the second. Correct! Imagine the extra baggage. Suppose she will have to stop flying B.A. as it would cost her an absolute fortune. Oh, I forgot...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 nah, an orbital sander and a tub of ronseal would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13875 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Actually trying to find a nice pic of Abi Harding (Zutons) and she is more ropey than I thought! She'd get it big time. And seems to be a sound girl from what I can remember from interviews. Cashback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 come to think of it she's ( heather mills mccartney) so rich she could probably have a small outbaord motor fitted to one of her legs... for swimming / fanning herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 You lot are terrible today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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