Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 What's the craic with it Renton? Do they staple it so that food passes through and is digested slower, leaving you feeling full for longer? I don't see how that would work with this lass anyway. She clearly has very few issues with feeling full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Haway then Rents, whats the craic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Haway then Rents, whats the craic? There's all sorts of operations they could do, such as stomach stapling, or, getting increasingly common nowadays, bypassing the stomach all together by connecting the oesaphagus to the small intestine leaving a very small pouch. Anyway, the point being it is physically impossible to eat much no matter how liquid it is without regurgitating it, i.e. it is effective. Besides, you missing the point of why they eat - because they enjoy it. Soup is not an adequate replacement for burgers, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Haway then Rents, whats the craic? Don't you start with that shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 A disciple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Another closet mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) The reason we spell it differently to Mackems is down to phonetics. It makes sense to spell slang phonetically, therefore I'd say both spellings are correct, but one is Geordie and one is Mackem. Edited March 8, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 (from what little I know and have been told) the process is as straight forward as it sounds, they staple your stomach to itself, it won't be watertight. It's meant to make you full up, basically by reducing the size of your stomach. as I understand it. Well yes, if the stomach is stapled then it is possible eventually for the staples to be loosened so food can get through. Although this isn't possible with the Reux en y byepass Renton is talking about. I'm not sure what you're getting at with 'ways round it'. There's a way round to every operation if you take that approach. For example to 'get round' a knee replacement by running a marathon carrying a rucksack full of bricks the day after. Why would you look for a 'way round' therapeutic surgery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Why would you look for a 'way round' therapeutic surgery? I'll field this one for the Fish: because he's a fat biffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Ok, question 2, how the fuck do you change her nappy? And do they use talc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm pretty sure she'd have eaten all the talc tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Probably eats her own shit as well. 'mmmm...chocolate chip...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Ok, question 2, how the fuck do you change her nappy? And do they use talc? A fork lift truck and a salt gritter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 When you're at that size: a) Would you even know if you shit yourself? The shit isn't even gonna make it to fresh air for someone to be able to smell it. If you were charged with wiping her arse, how could you even get close to where the actual turd comes out to do a proper cleanup? I mean the amount of flesh involved here, you'd be in up to your elbow. Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I remember a story about a similar woman going to hospital and the drs finding the remote control to her TV under one of her breasts. Small result tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If you were charged with wiping her arse, how could you even get close to where the actual turd comes out to do a proper cleanup? I mean the amount of flesh involved here, you'd be in up to your elbow. You roll up your sleeves and don a miners helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I just spell it like I say it. HAH-Way not How-Way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I just spell it like I say it. HAH-Way not How-Way. Mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 The Fish is right. I don't really get where alex is coming from with the difference in pronunciation. There isn't one. It's haway. Not ho-way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 The Fish is right. I don't really get where alex is coming from with the difference in pronunciation. There isn't one. It's haway. Not ho-way. How-way tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 The Fish is right. I don't really get where alex is coming from with the difference in pronunciation. There isn't one. It's haway. Not ho-way. How-way tbh. So the same pronunciation then. Which renders the phonetics argument redundant. Which leaves me victorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 The Fish is right. I don't really get where alex is coming from with the difference in pronunciation. There isn't one. It's haway. Not ho-way. How-way tbh. So the same pronunciation then. Which renders the phonetics argument redundant. Which leaves me victorious. Eh? You say Hah-way don't you? It's because your south of the river, don't beat yourself up over it, just try and assimilate now you live on the right side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I havent got time to read this thread as I'm off to work soon. But thught I'd mention this. My son came home from work one day last week, (he's a postie in Dawlish) to say that there had been some hold up and several roads down there were cordoned off. All the emergency services were in attendance to the incident. We presumed it had been a road accident or a fire. Anyway, we heard later on the news that a 34 stone guy had been ill and needed to get to hospital, He hadnt been out of his home or off his bed for years and had got so big the paramedics couldnt get him out of the doors. They finally got him out of the upstairs window (this was why Torquay fire brigade had been called out, as they had the gear to do this) I think the chap died later in hospital. 34 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 (he's a postie in Dawlish) Poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishMag 0 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 That 8 yr old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked on tv what his favourite musical instrument in school was... the fat cnut said the dinner bell....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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