Ketsbaia 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 There seems to be a lot of "kick her in the (insert whichever word you have for vagina here) " going around lately You lot deserve it. edited to include "comedy wink" was it ??? Aye and I mispelt deserve too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I blame Peter Cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8954 Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 well.. that's that then, she's told him half the truth and finished with him... shoddy to do it over the phone, but better that than perpetuating the lies... mind you I wouldn't bet against her going back to him later... serpents with boobies who need a swift boot delivery to the clammy ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Over the phone? After five years??? She wants her biff kicking clean off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 There seems to be a lot of "kick her in the (insert whichever word you have for vagina here) " going around lately I would like to claim responsibilty for starting the phrase ' kick her in the clout.' Its the only fair sort of retribution you can give to a cheating lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 My housemate just admitted she's cheated on her boyfriend of five years. She didn't sleep with the guy but pretty much everything but. Now I'm not a big fan of her boyfriend, he's a bit dull and doesn't strike me as very attentive, but I believe she owes it to him to be honest. All her girlfriends are encouraging her to keep shtum and carry on regardless. For me, Cheating is an indication you're not happy with your lot, and she's made claims to that recently... so I said, if you're cheating on him, you clearly don't want to be with him. If that's the case you should be honest and leave him. She's worried about what everyone will think of her and will label her a slag etc. I've got to be honest, I love this girl like a sister but I'm so disappointed in her that I couldn't bring myself to be particularly sympathetic. Especially since I've been on thereceiving end of cheating. I guess my question is this, Is my suggestion that she comes clean and leaves him disproportionately coloured by my own experiences? Or are her other friends simply fawning to her and dragging out a relationship that is essentially built on lies? How would you deal with it if you were the cheater and how would you advise your best mate if they were the cheater? you are a girl. every knows its not cheating unless you have sex. our loyalties are with her if you live with her anyway. I'd be pretty pissed off if my girlfriend sucked of another bloke like. You'd be even more pissed if she kissed you straight afterwards Speaking from experience Wacky? No but if it did happen I would just pop a fishermans friend in my mouth immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 She bombed him over the phone 'what a fucking liberty'. Heartless spunk skip what she is. I'll have a tenner on Fish trying the old sympathy routine in the vague hope he gets a kipper mitt out of it, Vulture what he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 There seems to be a lot of "kick her in the (insert whichever word you have for vagina here) " going around lately I would like to claim responsibilty for starting the phrase ' kick her in the clout.' Its the only fair sort of retribution you can give to a cheating lady. Try Peter Cook and Dudley Moore about 40 years ago tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'm with mancy, kick her in the fanny. and say 'Awooga' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Over the phone? She deserves a right good clout kicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Over the phone? After five years??? She wants her biff kicking clean off! Tbf I'd prefer to be told over the phone than after having travelled up to Leeds to see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Texted my last bird to finish her. she called me the c word. Fair enough though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Texted my last bird to finish her. she called me the c word. Fair enough though. I was text-dumped during the 2002 World Cup final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titchy 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 people get extremley judgemental in these cases, Tbh never judge it could come to anyone we are not immune to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 people get extremley judgemental in these cases, Tbh never judge it could come to anyone we are not immune to it Who are you to judge whether we're being judgemental or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 people get extremley judgemental in these cases, Tbh never judge it could come to anyone we are not immune to it Who are you to judge whether we're being judgemental or not? Deserves a kick in the box the judgemental slag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8954 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt where it comes to the dumping medium. Either she dumps him over the phone or waits until he pays beyond a hundred quid for the privilege of being dumped face-to-face. She's well cut up at the moment, bawling all over the place. I'm not going to try anything with her, I know her too well to try and scoop a sneaky half price knobs-worth. Instead I'm going to try it on with her mate from home who's over to help her through this rough time, but is frankly as sympathetic as I. We've already been a-dancin', nows time for the "eee what a slag she's been" chat, laced with thinly veiled comliments and flirtations. so auf weidersehn (sp?) I'm going to chance my arm on the back of my best mates misery.... who said life was a balance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Couldn't she have gone to see him to finish with him? Anyway, dumping by text, Gram you absolute bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Dumping by text is fine as long as you do it in proper English. No 'OMG U R SO DUMPD LOL' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt where it comes to the dumping medium. Either she dumps him over the phone or waits until he pays beyond a hundred quid for the privilege of being dumped face-to-face. She's well cut up at the moment, bawling all over the place. I'm not going to try anything with her, I know her too well to try and scoop a sneaky half price knobs-worth. Instead I'm going to try it on with her mate from home who's over to help her through this rough time, but is frankly as sympathetic as I. We've already been a-dancin', nows time for the "eee what a slag she's been" chat, laced with thinly veiled comliments and flirtations. so auf weidersehn (sp?) I'm going to chance my arm on the back of my best mates misery.... who said life was a balance? Threesome. Everybody wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34196 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt where it comes to the dumping medium. Either she dumps him over the phone or waits until he pays beyond a hundred quid for the privilege of being dumped face-to-face. She's well cut up at the moment, bawling all over the place. I'm not going to try anything with her, I know her too well to try and scoop a sneaky half price knobs-worth. Instead I'm going to try it on with her mate from home who's over to help her through this rough time, but is frankly as sympathetic as I. We've already been a-dancin', nows time for the "eee what a slag she's been" chat, laced with thinly veiled comliments and flirtations. so auf weidersehn (sp?) I'm going to chance my arm on the back of my best mates misery.... who said life was a balance? Threesome. Everybody wins I disagree. I see two very big losers in that arrangement. And they've both got fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt where it comes to the dumping medium. Either she dumps him over the phone or waits until he pays beyond a hundred quid for the privilege of being dumped face-to-face. She's well cut up at the moment, bawling all over the place. I'm not going to try anything with her, I know her too well to try and scoop a sneaky half price knobs-worth. Instead I'm going to try it on with her mate from home who's over to help her through this rough time, but is frankly as sympathetic as I. We've already been a-dancin', nows time for the "eee what a slag she's been" chat, laced with thinly veiled comliments and flirtations. so auf weidersehn (sp?) I'm going to chance my arm on the back of my best mates misery.... who said life was a balance? Threesome. Everybody wins I disagree. I see two very big losers in that arrangement. And they've both got fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8954 Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 when she came back downstairs her friend scuttled off to bed so I got nothing for my efforts other than no sleep and a sore shoulder from her bubbling all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nice to see The Fish soon dropped his moral high ground act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 (edited) Nice to see The Fish soon dropped his moral high ground act. Told you it wouldn't be long before he was sniffing around for a kipper mitt He gobbles the weak pickings up like egg and steak that lad Edited May 1, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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