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The Twins - As a package and both wearing gags then yes.

Lesley - Fuck no, though she does look like she might have a gimp mask and whip in her suitcase.

Charley - Fuck no and loves herself, though I can't see why.

Tracey - It's a fucking fella.

Posh Spice Lookalike - Deffo get it.

Shabnam - Probably would, though she'd be doing well for herself.

Emily/Peaches - Most certainly would get a large slice.

Laura/Beth Ditto - Fuck off fatty.

Nicky - Maybe after a few pints.

Carole - Just picture her minge. ;)

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Fucking hell it's even more annoying than ever with all these thick bitches in there.

 

 

All fighting over the single braincell in the Big Sister house.

 

 

Either Channel 4 is run by Women and Gays (like the BBC) or very clever men...

I don't see 12 eligible young men, a paddling pool and copious supplies of oil, so I beg to differ. ;)

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what would they call that?

 

Meenzers Friday night. ;)

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The Victoria Beckham wannabe

The "indie is a new craze" bird

The fitter one of the twins with the other twin

Charley (with a bag over her head)

 

In that order ;)

 

The rest can fuck off home now thankyouverymuch

 

Edit: "Brock is a twat!" WTF?!?! ;)

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Think I'll watch it until Friday for Sam.

 

Wor lass couldn't understand how I thought she was the attractive twin, when it's pretty darn obvious.

 

Don't like that huge mole on Emily's arm, and her going on about Pete Doherty and Lily Allen soils her image. ;)

 

And I thought Tracey was this year's transexual. Still do.

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The Victoria Beckham wannabe

The "indie is a new craze" bird

The fitter one of the twins with the other twin

Charley (with a bag over her head)

 

In that order :secret:

 

The rest can fuck off home now thankyouverymuch

 

Edit: "Brock is a twat!" WTF?!?! ;)

 

FYP is getting fucking annoying and Brock was taking the piss by using it to be the grammar police

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The Victoria Beckham wannabe

The "indie is a new craze" bird

The fitter one of the twins with the other twin

Charley (with a bag over her head)

 

In that order :secret:

 

The rest can fuck off home now thankyouverymuch

 

Edit: "Brock is a twat!" WTF?!?! ;)

 

FYP is getting fucking annoying and Brock was taking the piss by using it to be the grammar police

<_<

 

I corrected 4 posts ffs. :blush:

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You do realise they're all gonna come down on you like a ton of bricks when you next make a grammatical error, don't you? ;)

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Think I'll watch it until Friday for Sam.

 

Wor lass couldn't understand how I thought she was the attractive twin, when it's pretty darn obvious.

 

Don't like that huge mole on Emily's arm, and her going on about Pete Doherty and Lily Allen soils her image. :secret:

 

And I thought Tracey was this year's transexual. Still do.

 

No offence.

 

But what the fuck are you talking about? ;)

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Would love to be the bloke going in there tonight, would make a bee line for Carole just to piss the other "we're gorgeous" crowd off.

 

Like fuck you would! ;)

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Would love to be the bloke going in there tonight, would make a bee line for Carole just to piss the other "we're gorgeous" crowd off.

 

Like fuck you would! ;)

 

Only to make them think I wasn't just into looks! Would ditch her for the Posh spice lookalike (best of a bad bunch imo) within the hour.

 

Would be after some goatee tips off Carole like.

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Would love to be the bloke going in there tonight, would make a bee line for Carole just to piss the other "we're gorgeous" crowd off.

 

Like fuck you would! :secret:

 

So Chayton hates the show, yet for some unbeknown reason can't keep away from the thread. Me sense some kind of higher power in operation! ;)

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Would love to be the bloke going in there tonight, would make a bee line for Carole just to piss the other "we're gorgeous" crowd off.

 

Like fuck you would! :secret:

 

So Chayton hates the show, yet for some unbeknown reason can't keep away from the thread. Me sense some kind of higher power in operation! ;)

Did make me chuckle that he's been going on about how much he hates it so much that he has ended up posting in this thread more than anyone else.

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Would love to be the bloke going in there tonight, would make a bee line for Carole just to piss the other "we're gorgeous" crowd off.

 

Like fuck you would! :blush:

 

So Chayton hates the show, yet for some unbeknown reason can't keep away from the thread. Me sense some kind of higher power in operation! :secret:

Did make me chuckle that he's been going on about how much he hates it so much that he has ended up posting in this thread more than anyone else.

 

The nerd doth protest too much! ;)

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Those twins are never Geordies, they sound just like my Stokie baby cousin.

 

I was wrong, I thought they were Geordies but they are from Stoke

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Those twins are never Geordies, they sound just like my Stokie baby cousin.

 

I was wrong, I thought they were Geordies but they are from Stoke

 

 

Ewww my god, you can not mistake that dreadful North Staffs drawl, it's like fingernails down a blackboard. Thankfully, my telephone voice is perfected lol

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