snakehips 0 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Used to think he was a complete cock but I have to admit I quite like the Brand that is Russell Not in THAT way before anyone starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" Agreed: squid wank n. The kind of wank received from a lady inexperienced in the provision of wanks. Descriptive of the distinctive motion of the hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14048 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 See, you should never get a lass to do a man's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hand ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Who said romance was dead?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Just porn really. There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hands? FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hands? FYP Wacky's got a lepers cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I like Peter Kay - always been my favourite Comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I like Erasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Kate Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Kate Bush Kate Bush is a genius tbf. Hounds of Love is an amazing album and Ariel was very good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26329 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 That Kate Nash song that's out at the minute, she sounds like a more annoying version of Lily Allen but yet I find that song strangely great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I fucking hate that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26329 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 "You said I must eat so many lemons because I am so bitter, I say I'd rather be with your friends mate because they are much fitter". Lyrical genius man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I hope you're joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13845 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 "You said I must eat so many lemons because I am so bitter, I say I'd rather be with your friends mate because they are much fitter". Lyrical genius man. and thats what gets signed in this day and age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26329 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I hope you're joking. Give me so credit ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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