RlCO 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Now I don't normally need any advice but all the usual tricks have failed to reap any rewards as yet. There's a lass in my office, she's unbelievable. So I've put the Operator charms into overdrive and all the usually methods that have reaped great rewards in the past have so far not got anywhere. Have had conversations in the tea room, lift, in the queue for the shop and nothing. She laughs at all my jokes even puts her hand on my shoulder and twirls her hair when I'm speaking to her. I'm thinking of now embarking on a charm offensive via e-mail but she's a press officer and my e-mails could well end up being leaked to all of my department if she takes it the wrong way! Everytime she walks past my desk I'm cracking wood, it just can carry on like this! That's all you've done? And you expect her knickers just to fall off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Now I don't normally need any advice but all the usual tricks have failed to reap any rewards as yet. There's a lass in my office, she's unbelievable. So I've put the Operator charms into overdrive and all the usually methods that have reaped great rewards in the past have so far not got anywhere. Have had conversations in the tea room, lift, in the queue for the shop and nothing. She laughs at all my jokes even puts her hand on my shoulder and twirls her hair when I'm speaking to her. I'm thinking of now embarking on a charm offensive via e-mail but she's a press officer and my e-mails could well end up being leaked to all of my department if she takes it the wrong way! Everytime she walks past my desk I'm cracking wood, it just can carry on like this! That's all you've done? And you expect her knickers just to fall off? You don't understand, that's all I've ever had to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Have you tried splashing on a bit of Sex Panther? 60% of the time, it works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Have you tried splashing on a bit of Sex Panther? 60% of the time, it works every time. Be that some sort of cologne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Have you tried splashing on a bit of Sex Panther? 60% of the time, it works every time. Oil of Olay I think, sounds like age is starting to cramp his style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scy 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Have you tried splashing on a bit of Sex Panther? 60% of the time, it works every time. Blackbeards delight tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 yardley gold tbh... the way forward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5937 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. You do come out with some shit mind SO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. You do come out with some shit mind SO Pot: You black bastard! Kettle: You talking to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 The sexual tension between Wacky and Mr Operator only seems to have increased since I was last on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 The sexual tension between Wacky and Mr Operator only seems to have increased since I was last on. No sexual tension here, I've just blew my beans over SMO's lass, sent him a text to tell him as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Share Posted September 17, 2007 (edited) Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt if it was possible son. Edited September 17, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt is it was possible son. :icon_lol: Get him tel't. Well within your rights tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Share Posted September 17, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt is it was possible son. :icon_lol: Get him tel't. Well within your rights tbh. I tell thee what like I can take a lot of stick but he's crossed the line saying that. The fucka doesn't want to publicise himself turning up to any Toontastic piss-ups or 5 a sides thats for fucking sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I tell thee what like I can take a lot of stick but he's crossed the line saying that. The fucka doesn't want to publicise himself turning up to any Toontastic piss-ups or 5 a sides thats for fucking sure. : :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I tell thee what like I can take a lot of stick but he's crossed the line saying that. The fucka doesn't want to publicise himself turning up to any Toontastic piss-ups or 5 a sides thats for fucking sure. : :icon_lol: Is it because I is Lancastrian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I tell thee what like I can take a lot of stick but he's crossed the line saying that. The fucka doesn't want to publicise himself turning up to any Toontastic piss-ups or 5 a sides thats for fucking sure. : :icon_lol: Is it because I is Lancastrian? More like Craiiiiiiiiiig David tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I'd love to know what SMO's post said before he editted it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 I'd love to know what SMO's post said before he editted it... It was a simple mistype of is instead of if. Check manc's quoted post for verification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Howay SMO get her compromised and blackmail her knickers off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 Howay SMO get her compromised and blackmail her knickers off. I would be all over it but she's on leave this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Send him some PM's telling him you're gonna fuck him Seems to me DD's fatha was fucking around behind his mothers back, she found out and got a new bloke, he bummed DD on a regular basis and now he's as bitter as a Lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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