Guest alex Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Not a lot of people know that...... John Peel played my single 36712[/snapback] I think that deserves a bit of respect. 36720[/snapback] I dunno like, you had to filter through a canny bit of shite to hear owt decent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I once sent me singing in the bath to John Peel. Didn't make it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 slapped somebody in the face with a sponge cricket bat Oh, that made me laugh. Was it in a Vic and Bob stylee? And if you're still at school you definitely don't want to be married in 5 years time. 36298[/snapback] Heheh, clearly I was joking about the married part. Being a bit ironic you see. Nah, wasn't funny... I just smacked that kid in the face. Annoyed me. But it was ages ago. I'm not a psycho anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Not a lot of people know that...... John Peel played my single 36712[/snapback] I think that deserves a bit of respect. 36720[/snapback] that is cool. tell us more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Steve Nickname: Charlie, Geordie (original huh), Charlts (Eggy at school but I have kinda lived through that now) Age: 34 Occupation: marketing officer/general dog's body Location: Swansea Language(s) spoken? english i suppose Avatart - why? was listening to a bit of Ivor Cutler at the time so it seemed like a good idea Previous avatarts? oor wullie, morrissey Tell us when you first joined the boards? emm, a few years ago when philip craig poached me from the newcastle newsgroup Board highlights?currently enjoying the fun everyone is ahving with Asprilla's Foreskin! Board lowlights? the grief that that man utd fan was getting on the old board What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? whatever else i could get Pets? goldfish, hamster, cat recently dead and family are nagging for a dog I play a bit like.... john burridge, if he was a winger, and still playing now Football heroes? peter beardsley, paul goddard Football villains? dennis wise, mark dennis Best advice given? sometimes being uncool is quite cool Ideal partner? melanie sykes, gail porter, natalie imbruglia Ideal dinner date? jonathon ross Ideal meal? steak & ale pie and chips, with a pint ( of course) Can you cook? i can heat up beans, put potato waffles under the grill and fry an egg when my wife is at work ( Dad tea night!) Current wheels? rover 100 Biggest influence? hash, morrissey and my wife TV programmes? current faves are 'Lost' and Rock Star INXS Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? currently Chinese, Satay Chicken Favourite tunes? bloody hell what a question! floyd, beatles, smiths, zeppelin, bunnymen, small faces etc etc etc Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? i really wouldn't touch either George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? reservoir dogs If I won a million pounds.... my wife would probably waste it Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16, brown ale Ever suspended/expelled from school? nah i was a good boy (probably a bit of a nerd to be honest) Favourite insult? arsehole Not a lot of people know that......my kids are watching Inspector Gadget on the telly now whilst I finish this post and take them to bed Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? twenty quid on some shoes i think (i rarely buy myself clothes, I let my wife do that ! ) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... this board In 5 years time, I hope to be.... happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) Real first name: Daniel Nickname: Statto, Dexter Age: Not old enough Occupation: Lazy student type Location: North Yorkshire (aka Teesside) Language(s) spoken? English and fairly good conversational French. Avatart - Erm...... Previous avatarts? Pierluigi, Eugene from BB, Guy from Cilit Bang adverts. Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001. I'm a sad bassa me. Board highlights? The general cracking banter of the old days; the late night craic on General Chat. Board lowlights? The split. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Doesn't apply Pets? Nah I play a bit like.... Amdy Faye Football heroes? Shay Given, Nobby Solano, Graham Poll.... Football villains? Robbie Savage, Wayne Rooney. Best advice given? The worst mistake is a mistake repeated. Ideal partner? Skye from Neighbours, Carol Vorderman. Has to be someone intelligent. Ideal dinner date? Meenzer. Failing that, Julian Manyon. Ideal meal? Me mam's Sunday roast or Chinese. I eat absolutely anything though. Can you cook? Not really. Biggest influence? don't have any influences. TV programmes? Simpsons, BBC News at 10. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, but will eat either. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, could eat it all day. Sweet and sour anything. Can handle Indian, but won't eat anything spicier than a korma. Favourite tunes? Too numerous. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? ABI! Jodi mings. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? House of Flying Daggers. If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, glass of lager. Was mank, still don't like alcohol except for wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'm a swot! Favourite insult? mong Not a lot of people know that...... Nowt. I'm boring. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably £40 on a Toon top. I have a massive eye for a bargain. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... t'internet, football, news. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Working for the BBC. Edited September 21, 2005 by DanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) I notice that many of the people complaining about no respect in youngsters nowadays have been suspended from school. Eeee, you tearaways. Edited September 21, 2005 by DanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent. 36892[/snapback] Out of interest like, how do you think it could be improved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Daniel Nickname: Statto, Dexter Age: Not old enough Occupation: Lazy student type Location: North Yorkshire (aka Teesside) Language(s) spoken? English and fairly good conversational French. Avatart - Erm...... Previous avatarts? Pierluigi, Eugene from BB, Guy from Cilit Bang adverts. Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001. I'm a sad bassa me. Board highlights? The general cracking banter of the old days; the late night craic on General Chat. Board lowlights? The split. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Doesn't apply Pets? Nah I play a bit like.... Amdy Faye Football heroes? Shay Given, Nobby Solano, Graham Poll.... Football villains? Robbie Savage, Wayne Rooney. Best advice given? The worst mistake is a mistake repeated. Ideal partner? Skye from Neighbours, Carol Vorderman. Has to be someone intelligent. Ideal dinner date? Meenzer. Failing that, Julian Manyon. Ideal meal? Me mam's Sunday roast or Chinese. I eat absolutely anything though. Can you cook? Not really. Biggest influence? don't have any influences. TV programmes? Simpsons, BBC News at 10. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, but will eat either. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, could eat it all day. Sweet and sour anything. Can handle Indian, but won't eat anything spicier than a korma. Favourite tunes? Too numerous. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? ABI! Jodi mings. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? House of Flying Daggers. If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, glass of lager. Was mank, still don't like alcohol except for wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'm a swot! Favourite insult? mong Not a lot of people know that...... Nowt. I'm boring. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably £40 on a Toon top. I have a massive eye for a bargain. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... t'internet, football, news. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Working for the BBC. 36892[/snapback] You do know that being called Dexter is not a good thing? Reading the rest, I understand why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Its because I look like Dexter off Dexter's laboratory. Its not cos of my intelligence, I'm a bit thick really TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 And geek chic is in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I'm sure you posted a picture of you pretending to be James Bond or something, and you looked nout like Dexter. Didnt you get all A's or nearly all A's in your GCSE's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I didn't post it, Southern Geordie did. Was a screenshot from a webcam convo we were having. And I looked more like Dexter when I had blonde hair. And aye, I did do moderately well in my GCSEs, but I wouldn't call myself too intelligent. Fucked up in all the sciences though, hate em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! If I won a million pounds.... I would give wor lass £100,000 and tell her that if i see her again i'll take it back off her - Fucking class! Couldn't see myself giving wor lass owt though to be honest! Edited September 21, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) Real first name: Daniel Nickname: Smooth Operator/Fanny Rat Age: 26 Occupation: Professional internet browser in government time Location: Walkerville Language(s) spoken? Mainly English but the language of love after the watershed Avatart - why? Don't have one, not particulary IT minded therefore can't figure out how the fuck to put one on, although i've tried and everything i pick is the wrong size or something! Previous avatarts? On other boards wor lass naked & Tino Tell us when you first joined the boards? Couple of months back Board highlights? My Greek apartment shaving exploits! Board lowlights? None as yet What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Some other shit paying, dead end, no chance of promotion job Pets? None myself but the bairn has 2 rabbits and i run a pet care business alongside my current job, anyone interested send me a message I play a bit like.... Cross between David Batty and Peter Beardsley Football heroes? Tino, Gazza, Rui Costa, Dragan Stoikovic, Football villains? Savage, Wise, Fumaca, Faye, Best advice given? If it doesn't go in first time it's just not meant to go in there! Ideal partner? Adriana Lima Ideal dinner date? Al Pacino Ideal meal? Mince & Dumplings Can you cook? For shizzle Current wheels? Black Lexus IS200 - commonly known as the dogs bollocks Biggest influence? Can't honestly say i have one TV programmes? Sopranos, Lost, Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria scenes only!) Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, chicken in black bean sauce Favourite tunes? Oasis, Stone Roses, Charlatans, Kanye West, Mos Def, Otis Reading, Marvin Gaye, Al Green Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi everytime, girls and big noses just don't mix George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney on the basis i've been told i will look like him when i'm his age! Favourite film? Godfather If I won a million pounds.... i'd be considerably richer than you! Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Special Brew, we didn't fuck about. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Not a chance i was a model pupil, or more to the fact they didn't kick me out cos i was a sporting superstar with friends (governors) in high places! Favourite insult? Twat - said correctly can be devastating! Not a lot of people know that...... I nearly made it, played in the same team as McClen and Beharell at the school of excellence under John Carver only to be told at 16 i wouldn't be kept on Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 on a jumper How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 pairs of shoes 6 pairs of trainers I'm obsessed with..... free internet sex sites, anyone got any good ones? In 5 years time, I hope to be....Making a living as a George Clooney lookalike with a million quid in my back pocket cruising in my Lexus with my wireless laptop on hand to surf some free porn sites 36190[/snapback] Edited September 21, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why do so many people have blokes as their ideal dinner date?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Previous avatarts? On other boards wor lass naked & Tino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why do so many people have blokes as their ideal dinner date?! 36949[/snapback] For conversational reason i believe, if i put down a sweet bird i would only try and get into her knickers and despite being fairly confident i'd get into them ( ) it could possibly backifre horribly and then it would be far from ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Previous avatarts? On other boards wor lass naked & Tino 36950[/snapback] It's true my friend, if only someone could explain to me how to do it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Previous avatarts? On other boards wor lass naked & Tino 36950[/snapback] It's true my friend, if only someone could explain to me how to do it???? 36953[/snapback] Typical!!! I am the LAST person to be able to tell you how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 www.imageshack.com Host it on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] If that's your philosophy then if you had a million quid, what's yours is hers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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