Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Alright, alright, it's down as a board lowlight for a reason. That's also the night I ate cat biscuits. 36407[/snapback] Was that to prove your love for Catmag? You also proposed to her that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Alright, alright, it's down as a board lowlight for a reason. That's also the night I ate cat biscuits. 36407[/snapback] Was that to prove your love for Catmag? You also proposed to her that night. 36410[/snapback] She still won't set a date like. I've picked my dress and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Craig Nickname: What SLP said Age: 29 Occupation: Accountant Location: Wallsend Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - I'm having a Post Rock moment Previous avatarts? David Kelly (unfortunately not in a toon top!) Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2003. Board highlights? That moron smoggie that came on the old board Board lowlights? The way the old board has gone What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something a lot more interesting hopefully. Pets? None, animals are for eating and kicking. I play a bit like.... Shay when he first came. Good shot stopper but shite on crosses and can't kick. Ideally suited to 5 a side! Football heroes? David Kelly, John Anderson, David McCreery, Pedro, Gazza, Shearer, Pav and Maradonna Football villains? Gullit and Bergkamp Best advice given? Stop playing with that or it will drop off. Ideal partner? The missus Ideal dinner date? Bogart for conversation Grace Kelly for sex (provding they were still alive and at their best) Ideal meal? Something with fish. Can you cook? Does toast count? Current wheels? Audi A3. Biggest influence? Probably my dad unfortunately for the missus. TV programmes? Sienfeld, Young Ones, Blackadder, Soprano's, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, Babylon 5, Angel, Stargate. Basically most American Sci Fi and English alt comedy and no Reality shite. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish but not really arsed about the chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian beacuse I've had too many Chinese. Chicken Jalfrezi. Favourite tunes? Getting more and more unknown (to the masses) indie but the Beatles too. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Who? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt as people would get me and George mixed up! Favourite film? Love so many that it changes on a daily basis but for today I will pick Withnail & I If I won a million pounds.... I'd be happy not having any financial worries Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Before I was ten I was taking sips out of me dads drink. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No got wrong for fighting when I was about nine and getting pissed at a school disco when I was 14. Favourite insult? Prick Not a lot of people know that...... My cousing used to be best mates with Gazza Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £500 for a Boss suit, £200 on a pair of shoes and £180 on a Prada shirt. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 and about six pairs of trainers I'm obsessed with..... Discovering new music at the mo but wor lass would tell you NUFC and football in general. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Getting some sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Occupation: Accountant 36444[/snapback] A kindred spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Alan Nickname: Rowee Age: 44 going on 18 Occupation: Large format printing Location: Sidmouth Devon (Originally from Gateshead many moons ago) Language(s) spoken? English, Greek, bit of French Avatart - why? None Previous avatarts? Can't remember Tell us when you first joined the boards? Joined a board about 5 years ago can't remember which one it evolved into. Board highlights? Some of the humour is cracking Board lowlights? All the I'm a better fan than you playground bollocks! What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Running a bar in Greece Pets? Would love a dog one day I play a bit like.... Chris Waddle Football heroes? Pele, Cruyff, Shearer, Beardsley, Zola, Zidane Football villains? Wise, Savage, Keane Best advice given? Enjoy your life Ideal partner? Natalie Imbruglia Ideal dinner date? Close friends Ideal meal? Greek, Myvia Saganaki, or a Greek Meze with my Greek mates Can you cook? Barely Current wheels? Mazda Bongo! Ideal weekend vehicle great for the beach. Biggest influence? Travelling and the people you meet. TV programmes? Fast Show, Football, Question Time, Travel Programmes, Fawlty Towers Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian, Nothing stupidly hot Favourite tunes? Too many to list, but mainly Funk, Reggae, Steely Dan Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Couldn't cope with either, but for sex purposes Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney for O' Brother where Art though Favourite film? See above LOTR Trilogy, Amelie anything a bit off the wall If I won a million pounds.... I'd buy a house in Greece sit under an Olive tree grow a beard and learn to play saxophone Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Got absolutely smashed on home made banana wine and Clan Dew (remember that shite) sick as a dog and Oh yeah I was 12 (Fook) Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Depends on the situation but nothing too prepared Not a lot of people know that...... I was once a rep for an 18-30 company Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? silly money when I was younger £100 on a shirt £150 on shoes and £400 on jackets. Not as bad now but If I see something and I like it I will get it. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12 or so I'm obsessed with..... Music travel and football In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Under an Olive tree in Greece playing a saxophone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] But none of you are as class as Cath and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] 36492[/snapback] You're an IT expert. Craig's the dweeb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] 36492[/snapback] You're an IT expert. Craig's the dweeb. 36498[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! 36499[/snapback] I've got news for you - anything IT-related is about as far removed from common sense as it gets. I bet you've got a comedy ringtone like the IT dweebs here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] 36492[/snapback] You're an IT expert. Craig's the dweeb. 36498[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 A fellow 'bean counter'! 36483[/snapback] We can't all be IT dweebs. 36486[/snapback] And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! 36499[/snapback] I've got news for you - anything IT-related is about as far removed from common sense as it gets. I bet you've got a comedy ringtone like the IT dweebs here though. 36502[/snapback] "Ring-ring" The last 'comedy ringtone' heard in our office resulted in the phone being thrown out of the window! The bastard had it on full volume as well! As for common sense: Accountant: "Fix this now!!" Me: "Fine, 3 days work at £256 a day." Accountant: "I'm not paying for it, it'll affect my pretty balance sheet..." Usual type of conversation which happens in this place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! 36499[/snapback] Correction, if it doesn't involve securing money in a secure long-term low-yield investment they're not interested. Gambling makes you cry, doesn't it Gemill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I hate my life in Southampton, I don't like living in England and I'll be home in a year. Hang on, everyone knows that because I won't stop bitching about it. Okay, not a lot of people know that I'm really kind of shy and ......etc etc 36356[/snapback] You're calling me a whinger? Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 And some of us have to be 'IT dweebs' supporting the financial applications for the accountants.... They've got to be the biggest bunch of arrogant bastards I've ever come across (speaking from experience ).. Not an ounce of common sense, if it doesn't involve money, they don't want to know! 36499[/snapback] Correction, if it doesn't involve securing money in a secure long-term low-yield investment they're not interested. Gambling makes you cry, doesn't it Gemill. 36509[/snapback] You're talking to the bloke that had England at 9/1 to win the Ashes. No tears here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I hate my life in Southampton, I don't like living in England and I'll be home in a year. Hang on, everyone knows that because I won't stop bitching about it. Okay, not a lot of people know that I'm really kind of shy and ......etc etc 36356[/snapback] You're calling me a whinger? Twat. 36511[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5924 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) Real first name: jonathan Nickname: jonny Age: 23 Occupation: nurse/football coach Location: chester-le-street Language(s) spoken? english/french Avatart - why? liked the picture Previous avatarts? spartans logo Tell us when you first joined the boards? on the old linuxdriven site years ago Board highlights? good mix of ages and hobbies Board lowlights? a few people who talk out there arse about the club What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? being in a band! Pets? cat, murphy I play a bit like.... gillespie against barcelona Football heroes? shearer Football villains? roy keane is a twat Best advice given? if someone hits u hit them back twice as hard Ideal partner? kirsty gallacher Ideal dinner date? bobby robson Ideal meal? mince and dumplings with yorkshire puddings Can you cook? just about Current wheels? renault megane Biggest influence? my parents TV programmes? motd, extras, any decent films Burger and chips or fish and chips? fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma Favourite tunes? emo, fall out boy, brand new, story of the year Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? erm.....ones fat and the other is ugly George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? clooney cos hes going grey like me! Favourite film? the goonies If I won a million pounds.... pay off parents mortgage and buy my own house Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? about 14, stella i think Ever suspended/expelled from school? nope Favourite insult? shut up dickhead Not a lot of people know that...... i can play guitar Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $150 on a jumper How many pairs of shoes do you own? shoes and trainers about 10 I'm obsessed with..... women and football In 5 years time, I hope to be.... in a decent job, with my own house and married Edited September 21, 2005 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17796 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma Puff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma Puff! 36605[/snapback] Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo.... Taste-buds are fucked then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 [In 5 years time, I hope to be.... in a decent job, with my own house and married 36570[/snapback] The first bloke who's ever hoped to be married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 [In 5 years time, I hope to be.... in a decent job, with my own house and married 36570[/snapback] The first bloke who's ever hoped to be married! 36621[/snapback] Being married ROCKS! You just need to find the right gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I am married and I'm not knocking it at all, it's just not something that I wanted to be before I was. Especially when I was 23! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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