Jimbo 133 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Real first name: James Nickname: Jimbo Age: 31 34 Occupation: Electrical Engineer Location: Lowestoft Language(s) spoken? English (badly) Avatart - why? Bouncy tits ! Ari Gold Previous avatarts? Burt Reynolds, Djibril Cisse Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2003 ??? Board highlights? Hughesie's abortion The infamous "Note tucked in me paper" thread Board lowlights? Nisse, the fall out from "Hitzfeld-gate" What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Sperm donor Pets? None Dog, Hamster, Rabbit I play a bit like.... Douglas Bader Douglas Bader with Parkinsons Football heroes? Gazza, Marco Van Basten, Gary Lineker, Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle Marco Van Basten Football villains? Graeme Souness, Robbie Savage, Eric Cantona, Fergie. Best advice given? "if you don't f*ck them, someone else will" Ideal partner? Kelly Brook Ideal dinner date? Bill Hicks Ideal meal? Chinese Can you cook? barely Current wheels? Toyota Estima Lucida TD 4X4 8 Seater Japanese edition Chrysler Voyager SE Biggest influence? My brother in law TV programmes? Father Ted, CSI, Blackadder II, American Chopper, Mythbusters. The Shield, Dexter, Tudors, Entourage ! Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, Skate or Plaice ! Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: Aromatic Crispy duck with hoi-sin sauce. Favourite tunes? U2, INXS, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Creed, Coldplay Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie Marsh ( hers are real ) George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Pulp Fiction Apocalypto is a close 2nd If I won a million pounds.... I'd be as reckless and irresposible as I am with money now ! Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 5 years old, dads home brew wine. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nearly susspended for assualt, Head teacher was a magistrate, I owe her big time. Not a lot of people know that...... I can't swim. I'm an ordained Priest (an internet one anyway) Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £110, dodgy leather jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 I'm obsessed with..... Masturbating In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4223 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Real first name: Andrew...shockingly Nickname:don't really have any Age:20 Occupation: unemployed, damn recession Location:Burnley Language(s) spoken? english, bit of german Avatart - why? its shearer, thats why Previous avatarts? had me in them Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2006 Board highlights? last day of the sibierski transfer window when all hell broke lose Board lowlights?the day after What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? im not in my current job Pets? cats I play a bit like...beye Football heroes? shearer, baresi, materazzi, javier zanetti, messi Football villains? liverpool players, man u players, blackburn players, sunderland players, chelsea players...i could go on Best advice given? do not say what you are thinking right after something bad happens to someone Ideal partner? yes she is Ideal dinner date? staying in, I cook, we enjoy and then watch a shite film or something Ideal meal? A large steak medium cooked with just a little pepper on it and some onion rings Can you cook? yes Current wheels? no . currently learning to drive Biggest influence? me dad TV programmes? top gear, QI (dave kind of stuff) Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger Chinese or indian? What do you order?ooooo i love both, duck chow mein or a lamb biryani Favourite tunes? Master of Puppets, new born Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? erm... Favourite film?pulp fiction If I won a million pounds...I'd probably go back to uni Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 1 1/2 according to my mum, and it was a beer Ever suspended/expelled from school? no Favourite insult? I dont really have any preplanned, i prefer coming up with things on the spot Not a lot of people know that...I actually have my own problems, or if they do know it they dont appreciate it Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £100ish How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10 or so I'm obsessed with....games, im incredibly competitive In 5 years time, I hope to be....employed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Real first name: James Not a lot of people know that...... I can't swim. I'm an ordained Priest (an internet one anyway) hahahaha me 2, ULC church thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Tell us when you first joined the boards? 17/12/2008 to slag off peaspud / nusc for trying to cosy up to Ashley. Think I called Peaspud a condescending prick! Sorry :-) Billy Liar tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Tell us when you first joined the boards? 17/12/2008 to slag off peaspud / nusc for trying to cosy up to Ashley. Think I called Peaspud a condescending prick! Sorry :-) Billy Liar tbh. JohnC Well done to you. I received an email today from NUSC asking why I had not followed up my initial interest and joined. Like yourself, I was horrified to recently here their comments about welcoming Ashley back. Spineless, sold down the river etc etc. Im my opinion they have taken the wrong stance and if anything have made the situation worse. These comments have probably led to the recent spewings from Kinnear and Ashley. I am sure he will now follow this up by trying to smooth things over for his own benefit, not ours or the clubs. I feel that the NUSC comittee are hoping for some cosy boardroom chats. It aint going to happen. This guy is a ruthless businessman who knows exactly how to manipulate any situation to his advantage. I also believe that every day he remains in charge will result in further damage to the club. He has turned down offers that he may have accepted had NUSC kept up the pressure on him through the media. Anyway, I commend you for fighting your corner. As with most forums, if you are new and dont agree with the "establishment" you are screwed and the sheep will line up to take shots from the sidelines. And for those who slag off the bedspread brigade, it was that lot that got this whole thing moving, not the armchair fans in Ireland or anywhere else for that matter. P.S. Yes my spelling and pronounceation may be crap and i dont know how to use the quote thing either but.... Who cares Christmas Tree http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry558366 Full of Shit (As usual) tbh I know what you wrote numbnuts but you said the opposite about a month later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 It's a lot harder to quickly pick out Christmas Tree's posts without the asian broad avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Real first name: alan Nickname: have loads for fucks sake I've beenaround for 50 years Age: 50.. Occupation: Director. Location: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallsend Language(s) spoken?: English, spanish, arabic Avatart: British and proud. Previous avatarts?: loads... Tell us when you first joined the boards?: look it up yesel! Board highlights?: Inventing the Smeeagain brand, building a following and me post title "describe your cock" Board lowlights?: Being classed as not good enough for NOL when in fact I dumped them What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: dead! Pets?: 3 cats millie keegan roxie I play a bit like.... was good now fat back 4 Football heroes?: Beardsley would be the man - Football villains?: run of the mill players acting like superstars Best advice given?: be yourself or when me nana says get away from them horses they will bite you soft cunt oops Ideal partner?: Yes I have Ideal dinner date?: cher, maddona, noddy holder Ideal meal?: changes day to day Can you cook?: Aye a cracking cook, look at me waist Current wheels?: blue rover 75 con. Biggest influence?: loads, a few who kept me out of jail TV programmes?: american comedies, animal docs Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Fish n Chips in paper Chinese or indian? alternate Favourite tunes?: Wide range ultimate slade Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Marsh when he had the long hair George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Pitt for a night on the piss and talk about snatch Favourite film?: Snatch. If I won a million pounds: piss it up Ever suspended/expelled from school?: yes, suspended loads Favourite insult?: as much use as anne franks drum kit Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: £60 fine for shoplifting a crombi. was loads then. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - fucking loads I'm obsessed with..... : everything I do In 5 years ... : I will happy to be alive aaal rite for you, you nebby cungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 It's a lot harder to quickly pick out Christmas Tree's posts without the asian broad avatar... Why would you want to that? Let's face it that avatar was the best thing about CT's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Wouldn't help- it's a visual recognition thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 706 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Real first name: Nickname: Age: 23 Occupation: Menu planner, graduate school student (will be a certified history teacher in 2 years with any luck) Location: New York, New York, USA Language(s) spoken? English, Georgian, Spanish Avatart - why? Because Temuri is a legend. It kinda predates the Shearer thing though, maybe I should hoy him in there at some point. Previous avatarts? NUFC crest previous to our current one Tell us when you first joined the boards? Board says sometime in November 2006, but I was a lurker before that as I recall. Board highlights? Keegan coming back, no doubt. Board lowlights? Keegan going, arguing with people who I now know to be certifiable headcases. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Bumming around the city? But I'd always fancied a career in journalism, so I'd probably try that. Pets? None. I play a bit like....Temuri. Shite and I go mental sometimes. Football heroes? Keegan, Shearer, SBR, Solano, Martins Football villains? C. Ronaldo, Terry, Bellamy, Dida, divers. Best advice given? 'If God meant us to eat vegetables, He'd have given us rabbit teeth.' Ideal partner? Wor lass. Ideal dinner date? Can I say Adriana Lima? Is it too cliche? Her English isn't too great, but I don't really think I'd be good for much small talk either... Ideal meal? Meat or seafood on one side, some form of carbohydrates on the other. See above quote for my stance on veg. Can you cook? Aye. Current wheels? Can't drive, I've lived in NYC since I was old enough to drive and have never needed to. Biggest influence? Me dad. TV programmes? LOST and Hell's Kitchen. Ramsay absolutely slays me. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish surely. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Favourite tunes? Oldies! Been listening to a lot of Cornelius Brothers lately, for example. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Pass. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt. Favourite film? Signs. Watched it fifty times maybe. (It isn't a good movie, you don't have to tell me, but something about it just gets me.) If I won a million pounds....I'd buy a restaurant. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Never have. Am told Magic Hat, Stella, and of course the broon are meant to be good though. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No. Favourite insult? 'Clown' or 'Shiteater.' Not a lot of people know that......I played for the cricket team at university for a while. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $100 maybe? Just about every good item of clothing I own was a gift. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with.....NUFC and the 'Mafia' forum game. In 5 years time, I hope to be....married and a happy employee of the teacher's board of the great state of New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Real first name: Ian Nickname: Spoony Age: 19 Occupation: Sales Assistant (Marks & Spencers) Location: Gateshead Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Shearer - Legend Previous avatarts? Too many to name Tell us when you first joined the boards? 21st August 2006 Board highlights? Overtaking the "5 Current Facts About You" Thread Board lowlights? When it's been dead quiet on here. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably looking for a job Pets? Dog I play a bit like.... a shit Makem Football heroes? Shearer Football villains? All Sunderland Players Best advice given? Get on with life Ideal partner? A Woman Ideal dinner date? Fancy Resturant Ideal meal? Anything tasty Can you cook? A little bit Current wheels? Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 Biggest influence? Me Dad & Grandad TV programmes? MOTD Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Not keen on them Favourite tunes? Maximo Park - Our Velocity Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? The Fast and Furious : Tokyo Drift If I won a million pounds.... I wouldn't be working at Marks and Spencers Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 17 Blue Wkd (No Joke) Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Don't really have one Not a lot of people know that...... I want to shag Cheryl Cole (Who Doesn't) Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably over 50 How many pairs of shoes do you own? Not many I'm obsessed with..... TV In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Married, have kids, have a nice house, nice car and plenty of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Ideal partner? A Woman Magma son, you're a credit to the human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) See alex, if you ever wrote more than 4 words at a time, it would be easier to know what you mean. My feelings on nusc / Ashley etc are all on this forum for anyone to read. Loved keegan Hated ashley Liked nusc's anti stance Got upset when they tried to smooch up to Ashley (post above) Suggested that nusc either went for big membership to take Ashley on or concentrate on just been a supporters club. Came to the conclusion that nusc's best move was to work with the board Newcastles decline / kinnears health / hughtons uselessness and ashley refusal to get someone in... Suggested they utilized wise, the only one at the club with managerial experience. Where's the lie you tool of a man? Either go and get it or continue to kiss my arse. Don't try! Ooh, is one annoyed? You initially suggested they organise more protests then had a go at them when they did. That's what I was getting at (amongst various other bizarre contradictions). Suspicious to say the least. Perhaps I had it wrong when I thought you were a Mackem wum. I've just got you down as a bullshitting mong now. Edited April 9, 2009 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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