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Well, ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon we have the fifth installment of our exciting and very popular new series. In case you have been asleep or on the planet mars for a day, we have a brand new Meet the Members series. This is brought to you, with approval of the team at all new Toontastic. I, Glasgow Mag, am your roving reporter. I aim to take you behind the username, to make the username become a real life person.

 

This afternoon, I would like to introduce you to one of the board's true stars - she has quite a fan club on here with all those hormonal young men. I had to do quite a lot of convincing to get her to do the interview - this is the first she has ever done, and it contains some startling revelations. However she is game for a laugh and was a true pleasure to work with on this project. Direct from her hideaway retreat in Connecticut, enjoy it members, it's one of the board's few proper ladies....

 

 

It's......

 

Mags!!!

 

Real first name:Lisa

 

Nickname:Mags, Crash

 

Age:36

 

Occupation:Support specialist/ logistics

 

Location:Connecticut- northeast US

 

Language(s) spoken? English fluently, American fluently, understand spanish better than I speak it.

 

Avatart - why? Ermm... I liked it? Besides that there's never been anything too significant about my ava... the closest you could say had any relevance was the briefly used gif. one of sniper cross hairs going from Bush to Blair to various and sundry political figureheads.

 

Previous avatarts? Baby magpie, the above mentioned gif. ava, a maracas playing marsupial.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? When was it and how did you feel as a beginner?Was it a year and half ago? Maybe two years. Thought it looked goos, great info in the Newcastle forum, general was a bit intimidating as so many seemed to know each other from real life.

 

Board highlights? That's quite a range.

 

Board lowlights?phpbb critical error

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Back in nursing- to be honest thinking about a return top the medical field full time.

 

Pets? 3 cats, 2 parrots, 2 guinea pigs, 1 fish, 2 sons

 

I play a bit like....shola on crack crossed with a rabid ferret 'GettheballGettheballgetthefeckingball!!!!!!!!!'

 

Football heroes? Johan Cruyff, in awe of Pele, and Big Al.

 

Football villains? Eric Cantona and Maradona

 

Best advice given?In general? You only live once, so make the most of every second.

 

Ideal partner? Such a paragon does not exist. I'll settle for someone who can tolerate and come to be amused by my quirks and foibles.

 

Ideal dinner date? Someplace quite- good food, good wine, enjoyable company.

 

Ideal meal? LOVE indian food, but am a huge fan of seafood at the moment

 

Can you cook?Been told I am an exceptional cook. 8)

 

Current wheels? Sebring, but it'll be a Mustang soon enough. :razz:

 

Current wheels?

 

Biggest influence?My Aunt Kathy

 

TV programmes? Meh- can't be arsed to watch much more than the news

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Neither- fatty

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian

 

Favourite tunes?Too many to list

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh?Neither. Angie Jolie

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney

 

Favourite film?Dogma

 

If I won a million pounds....

There'd be one HUGE piss up in October!

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink?3. Missed my 3rd birthday party family legend states that my dad got me well drunk on beer.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why?Nup- good catholic schoolgirl me. :angry:

 

Favourite insult? None- I let my sarcasm speak for itself. Sometimes the tone of the message and what's implied is much more effective than the words.

 

Not a lot of people know that..... I'm afraid of heights

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Dunno?

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own?About 20 or so

 

I'm obsessed with..... being considerate. When I'm not careful I can be such a selfish brat.

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... as comfortable with myself as I am today.

 

 

Well, readers, I'm sure you'd like to join me in thanking Mags for this snap=shot view of her and her extrordinary life. I feel a better person for listening to her speak, and hope you feel the same. Perhaps you can now show Mags some more understanding now that you know her a bit better. Thanks, Mags, for entering into the good-natured spirit of this project. I hope you enjoyed it too.

 

Any more questions for the lovely Mags?? Please ask now as I open the forum to you, the people who matter most, the members!

***KEEP LOOKING FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF 'MEET THE MEMBERS'!***

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Not a lot of people know that..... I'm afraid of heights

 

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Heights???? :razz:

 

oh bugger...is this a bad time to point out Im 6'8 and live on the 8th floor? I suppose a canoodle on me balcony is reet oota the question then! :angry:

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Not a lot of people know that..... I'm afraid of heights

 

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Heights???? :razz:

 

oh bugger...is this a bad time to point out Im 6'8 and live on the 8th floor? I suppose a canoodle on me balcony is reet oota the question then! :angry:

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I'm a midget and live in a bungalow........

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Not a lot of people know that..... I'm afraid of heights

 

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Heights???? :razz:

 

oh bugger...is this a bad time to point out Im 6'8 and live on the 8th floor? I suppose a canoodle on me balcony is reet oota the question then! :angry:

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get a room!

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...just not in the penthouse suite of a skyscraper hotel

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Quote from Glasgow mag " it's one of the board's few proper ladies...." I presume by few i myself am included in that???

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Unless he means most of the others are 'post-op'.

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Not a lot of people know that..... I'm afraid of heights

 

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Heights???? :razz:

 

oh bugger...is this a bad time to point out Im 6'8 and live on the 8th floor? I suppose a canoodle on me balcony is reet oota the question then! :blush:

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As long as I can keep one foot on the floor or ground it's all good. :angry:

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As long as I can keep one foot on the floor or ground it's all good. :blush:

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Well that buggers a fair few of me plans :angry:

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Hmmm...was bugger the best choice of words there?

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Too far! :razz:

 

Let the romance flourish... :blush:

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Since when is 'American' a language? :blush:

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Since it was hammered into me how much the american public has bastardized 'good and proper' english.

 

As long as I can keep one foot on the floor or ground it's all good. :angry:

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Well that buggers a fair few of me plans :razz:

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Ooooeeeeeerrrrrr matron!

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Since when is 'American' a language? :blush:

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Since it was hammered into me how much the american public has bastardized 'good and proper' english.

 

As long as I can keep one foot on the floor or ground it's all good. :angry:

3347[/snapback]

 

Well that buggers a fair few of me plans :razz:

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Ooooeeeeeerrrrrr matron!

3496[/snapback]

 

As the chili's said..

 

catholic school girls rule!

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