Park Life 70 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Friend of mine just split with his bird, one of Mrs P's mates...Anyway I was round there and he's left his imac with her. I asked if he'd be taking it back and she said he hasn't mentioned it. She's not been too kind to him of late and the fact she thinks she's keeping his computer is really irritating me. Should I? a ) Offer to buy it off him just to teach her a lesson? b ) Pour water down the back of the fucking thing? c ) Keep whinning to Mrs P about it...? Just don't seem right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Maybe she needs to get rid of excess hair as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26107 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Maybe she needs to get rid of excess hair as well? BOOOOOOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34139 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 If he's daft enough to leave it there, I would leave it. I certainly wouldn't pay money to him just to deny her the computer - it's rewarding him for being a soft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You could always ask him if he wants it back or not. If he says no then fine, if he says yes, then he should peek into his pants, find a pair and go and pick it up! the real reason is that you want a cheap Mac isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 You could always ask him if he wants it back or not. If he says no then fine, if he says yes, then he should peek into his pants, find a pair and go and pick it up! the real reason is that you want a cheap Mac isn't it? Seriously. Why are some men like this? I felt like saying to her.."Give his machine back you fucking cow"...But if I had I would have felt the sharp pain of a lightning cuff from Mrs P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 kick her in the cunt. job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You could always ask him if he wants it back or not. If he says no then fine, if he says yes, then he should peek into his pants, find a pair and go and pick it up! the real reason is that you want a cheap Mac isn't it? Seriously. Why are some men like this? I felt like saying to her.."Give his machine back you fucking cow"...But if I had I would have felt the sharp pain of a lightning cuff from Mrs P. How ironic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6284 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 If he's got a pair of bollocks on him, surely he'll ask for it back himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 If he's got a pair of bollocks on him, surely he'll ask for it back himself? He hasn't he's German. They sit on the toilet to piss.....That is where it all starts to go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6284 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Fucking hell... don't let Isegrim hear you talking like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 If he's got a pair of bollocks on him, surely he'll ask for it back himself? He hasn't he's German. They sit on the toilet to piss.....That is where it all starts to go wrong. Mein Gott dis is most irregular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Clearly as soft as shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) he's a tart. Edited August 18, 2008 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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