Snake 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 The first criteria for a new manager must be that he has to be able to get on with Wise. That narrows the field down to a very small list of candidates, disqualifying most of his own family I'd imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can't believe anyone would be impressed with Poyet or Ince. Unless they didn't know much about football. Oh, hang on a minute I like the way Poyet is meant to have turned us down so we're supposedly going for Hiddink now. Because it would make sense to fo things in that order. It's probably fucking true though, not that I can see 'Hoose' coming here in a million years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Seeing as it's wise looking for our new manager...were going end up with Danny Dyer or something aren't we laanndan crew innit bruv Terry Venables? Dave Bassett? Harry Redknapp? Roll out the barrel, we'll ave a barrel of fan......altogever naah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 So it's up to Dennis Wise to sort out a new manager, and not Ashley and the board? This should be interesting. Well hes the only person at the club with any footballing background bar the training staff, just highlights how much of a mess it all is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can't believe anyone would be impressed with Poyet or Ince. Unless they didn't know much about football. Oh, hang on a minute I like the way Poyet is meant to have turned us down so we're supposedly going for Hiddink now. Because it would make sense to fo things in that order. It's probably fucking true though, not that I can see 'Hoose' coming here in a million years. Exactly. What are Poyet's credentials anyway? He's mates with Jimmy Crankie and they made a great team at Leeds, for what that's worth. Ince's credentials? Mate of Jimmy Crankie presumably. David O'Leary? Mate of Arfur Daley LLambias. If you believe the press, our manager, sorry coach will apparently be selected on the basis of whether their mate gets Ashley's ear. Never mind what they've achieved in the game. It wouldn't suprise me either. I don't know if it was you that thought that up but it's fuckin' good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Seeing as it's wise looking for our new manager...were going end up with Danny Dyer or something aren't we laanndan crew innit bruv Terry Venables? Dave Bassett? Harry Redknapp? Roll out the barrel, we'll ave a barrel of fan......altogever naah Knees up mavva braaaaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Oh, btw, the story is a load of shite imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can't believe anyone would be impressed with Poyet or Ince. Unless they didn't know much about football. Oh, hang on a minute I like the way Poyet is meant to have turned us down so we're supposedly going for Hiddink now. Because it would make sense to fo things in that order. It's probably fucking true though, not that I can see 'Hoose' coming here in a million years. Exactly. What are Poyet's credentials anyway? He's mates with Jimmy Crankie and they made a great team at Leeds, for what that's worth. Ince's credentials? Mate of Jimmy Crankie presumably. David O'Leary? Mate of Arfur Daley LLambias. If you believe the press, our manager, sorry coach will apparently be selected on the basis of whether their mate gets Ashley's ear. Never mind what they've achieved in the game. It wouldn't suprise me either. I don't know if it was you that thought that up but it's fuckin' good. A flash of inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Toon chief Ashley tells Wise: Get me a new boss by the weekend Good to see we're not rushing such an important decision then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 795 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 So it's up to Dennis Wise to sort out a new manager, and not Ashley and the board? This should be interesting. Didn't Sir Les go to school with Dennis Wise? Get the big man in. That said, I'd be willing to bet Sir Les thinks that Wise is an odious little prick also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I've just walked by Alan Oliver and was going to ask for the "inside story", but he was wearing sunglasses and waving at someone in KFC so I didn't want to look un-cool by speaking someone who manages to look like the biggest bellend on the Bigg Market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I've just walked by Alan Oliver and was going to ask for the "inside story", but he was wearing sunglasses and waving at someone in KFC so I didn't want to look un-cool by speaking someone who manages to look like the biggest bellend on the Bigg Market. Hey, you haven't seen me in me disco gear !! You should've twatted the, er, twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I've just walked by Alan Oliver and was going to ask for the "inside story", but he was wearing sunglasses and waving at someone in KFC so I didn't want to look un-cool by speaking someone who manages to look like the biggest bellend on the Bigg Market. Hey, you haven't seen me in me disco gear !! You should've twatted the, er, twat My hand might've caught some of his ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Just had rather a sad text from MVB. He says he can't help us cause he doesn't like MA. There are only two people in the world that grate on him apparently. He's ready for any BBq's needed obvioulsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Rafa Benitez A man who'll kick off with his billionaire owners over their transfer policy without taking his ball home. Edited September 11, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1079 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Anyone find it sad that there are no British managers in the running for the job bar Keegan? (Which will never happen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Anyone find it sad that there are no British managers in the running for the job bar Keegan? (Which will never happen) Frankly I'm amazed there are any managers (with any reputation) mad enough to go near it. Although the only British ones I guess would be Allardyce and Curbishly, both I guess ruled out for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Anyone find it sad that there are no British managers in the running for the job bar Keegan? (Which will never happen) Frankly I'm amazed there are any managers (with any reputation) mad enough to go near it. Although the only British ones I guess would be Allardyce and Curbishly, both I guess ruled out for obvious reasons. Well they aren't in the fucking running then, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Anyone find it sad that there are no British managers in the running for the job bar Keegan? (Which will never happen) Frankly I'm amazed there are any managers (with any reputation) mad enough to go near it. Although the only British ones I guess would be Allardyce and Curbishly, both I guess ruled out for obvious reasons. Well they aren't in the fucking running then, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Latest odds... Gus Poyet 2.5 Didier Deschamps 10 Paul Ince 12 Gerard Houllier 17.5 Zico 22 Kevin Keegan 25 Gordon Strachan 32 Dick Advocaat 32 Terry Venables 34 Alan Shearer 36 Marcelino Toral 48 Steve Bruce 50 Frank Rijkaard 60 Alan Curbishley 60 Dennis Wise 65 Guus Hiddink 65 David O Leary 75 David Moyes 80 Roberto Donadoni 90 Fatih Terim 95 Roberto Mancini 95 Sven Goran Eriksson 95 Mark McGhee 95 Chris Coleman 120 Chris Hughton 140 Miguel Angel Lotina 140 John Collins 150 Slaven Bilic 150 Javier Irureta 160 Stuart Pearce 170 Martin Jol 180 Louis van Gaal 180 Glenn Hoddle 180 Gianfranco Zola 190 Avram Grant 190 Claudio Ranieri 190 Roberto Martinez 190 Gianluca Vialli 200 Jose Antonio Camacho200 Michael Laudrup 240 Gregorio Manzano 260 Harry Redknapp 270 Ottmar Hitzfeld 280 Marcelo Lippi 310 Peter Beardsley 310 Juan Muniz 320 Tintin Marquez 320 Ruud Gullit 350 Alex McLeish 360 George Graham 360 Morten Olsen 380 Steve McLaren 400 Aidy Boothroyd 420 Walter Smith 420 Juan Manuel Lillo 530 Juande Ramos 720 John Toshack 1000 Chris Waddle 1000 Edited September 11, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6453 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Anyone find it sad that there are no British managers in the running for the job bar Keegan? (Which will never happen) Frankly I'm amazed there are any managers (with any reputation) mad enough to go near it. Although the only British ones I guess would be Allardyce and Curbishly, both I guess ruled out for obvious reasons. Well they aren't in the fucking running then, are they? It's his birthday man, let him crack on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Hitzfeld He started his international managerial career well last night as well. Losing at home to Luxembourg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Chris Waddle at 1000-1 is fucking generous I can tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Latest odds... Gus Poyet 2.5 Didier Deschamps 10 Paul Ince 12 Gerard Houllier 17.5 Zico 22 Kevin Keegan 25 Gordon Strachan 32 Dick Advocaat 32 Terry Venables 34 Alan Shearer 36 Marcelino Toral 48 Steve Bruce 50 Frank Rijkaard 60 Alan Curbishley 60 Dennis Wise 65 Guus Hiddink 65 David O Leary 75 David Moyes 80 Roberto Donadoni 90 Fatih Terim 95 Roberto Mancini 95 Sven Goran Eriksson 95 Mark McGhee 95 Chris Coleman 120 Chris Hughton 140 Miguel Angel Lotina 140 John Collins 150 Slaven Bilic 150 Javier Irureta 160 Stuart Pearce 170 Martin Jol 180 Louis van Gaal 180 Glenn Hoddle 180 Gianfranco Zola 190 Avram Grant 190 Claudio Ranieri 190 Roberto Martinez 190 Gianluca Vialli 200 Jose Antonio Camacho200 Michael Laudrup 240 Gregorio Manzano 260 Harry Redknapp 270 Ottmar Hitzfeld 280 Marcelo Lippi 310 Peter Beardsley 310 Juan Muniz 320 Tintin Marquez 320 Ruud Gullit 350 Alex McLeish 360 George Graham 360 Morten Olsen 380 Steve McLaren 400 Aidy Boothroyd 420 Walter Smith 420 Juan Manuel Lillo 530 Juande Ramos 720 John Toshack 1000 Chris Waddle 1000 Maybe we should join forces with NO to get a campaign going to get this man in.....ah they already have Check Out This Man Freddy, Ottmar HitzfeldBy HTT On Wed 11 September 2008 | Ottmar Hitzfeld was in the news this past week or so, announcing to the world of football that he will be making a much anticipated return to management in the Summer, after a 2 year absence from the game that has a magnetic hold over him. With a CV as impressive as any, winning 19 major honours in a career spanning over 30 years, and the only man to win the Champions League with two separate clubs, you fancy the tough, yet sophisticated coach will have a whole host of ‘glamour’ club’s after his signature. Yet for Hitzfeld, the caveat of a challenge is far more of an appeal to his finely tuned senses than a name on a badge. Indeed the German has once again stressed that he is open to offers and that his eventual destination could very well be at a “smaller club” than his previous one, European super-club Bayern Munich. Speaking to Die Welt, one of Germany’s biggest newspapers, he recently said: “I am not fixated on top clubs, I can imagine managing a smaller club. It’s also possible that I could go to a country outside of Europe getting to know a new culture. I want to keep all options open.” Perhaps the Premiership could tempt Hitzfeld then? He’s certainly a fan of our game and has on numerous occasions declared he would one day like to manage in England. He would be a most welcome addition too and would enrich an already minted League that boasts such names as Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho, Rafa Benitez, his big pal Sir Alex Ferguson and err, Graeme Souness… Any ambitious, forward thinking club looking for a new manager would be foolish to ignore his availability and these subliminal messages. For he ticks every box on the managerial credentials list, and then sum. A born winner as evidenced by that incredible trophy haul, authoritative, fluent in English, impeccable man management techniques, tactically astute and very much an all-rounder, Hitzfeld is without a doubt one of the greatest minds in world football today and his signature would be a coup for any club, especially our very own Newcastle United. One to ponder Mike… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Chris Waddle at 1000-1 is fucking generous I can tell you. Is that a tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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