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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

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35 mins on the tube, about 6 miles. I travel outside of rush hour, get into work around 10. Never asked permission for this like.

 

Have to agree with Stevie, perhaps with less venom :D, but most office workers are dullards. I have given up trying to be friendly, as they just have nothing to give. Met one good lad through work and I have been there over 2 years.

 

I couldn't work from home all the time though, not disciplined enough. Xbox or porn, Xbox or porn, hmmm there's beer in the fridge and it's after 11 etc etc.

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I've worked from home since early 2004 - freelance for a couple of years, full-time since then (with a company that believes in telecommuting). Not sure I could ever become part of an office environment again, which will likely prove a problem at some point...

 

Do you not miss the social side of office work though. I think i'd get cabin fever working from home every day.

Most people in offices are cunts, regardless how high up the food chain you are. You have women who genuinely have nothing to say, yet talk all day about such interesting things as weight watchers points, you have backstabbing, I would say 60% of people in offices are arseholes, who are happy being a tiny cog in a big wheel, and will step all over other people to get that tiny bit further up their superiors arse.

 

Surely you should be listening more closely to those conversations mate :D

 

Gotta get that BMI down afterall...

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

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45 minutes on two tubes. Nice and easy.

 

Stevie's right though. I much preferred working outside an office. The constrictions of the place.. feel like a battery hen even if you're doing varied work. The people... oh God the people.

 

15 years in the job and have zero outside of the job of interest about them. All they talk about is the job or X-Factor, they get agitated when a form changes from portrait to landscape, they positively implode when it's suggested that they relocate within the office.

 

I miss waking up and casually getting some breakfast while watching the news, maybe doing a bit of work, maybe stroll to a bakery or drive into to town to have some lunch, maybe read the paper, maybe do some work, maybe eat some tea, maybe do some more work, go to the gig...

 

I'd only get cabin fever if I was completely bound to the house.... which would be unlikely.

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

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45 minutes on two tubes. Nice and easy.

 

Stevie's right though. I much preferred working outside an office. The constrictions of the place.. feel like a battery hen even if you're doing varied work. The people... oh God the people.

 

15 years in the job and have zero outside of the job of interest about them. All they talk about is the job or X-Factor, they get agitated when a form changes from portrait to landscape, they positively implode when it's suggested that they relocate within the office.

 

I miss waking up and casually getting some breakfast while watching the news, maybe doing a bit of work, maybe stroll to a bakery or drive into to town to have some lunch, maybe read the paper, maybe do some work, maybe eat some tea, maybe do some more work, go to the gig...

 

I'd only get cabin fever if I was completely bound to the house.... which would be unlikely.

Don't get me wrong, there are things about my job I don't like, but you've roughly described my day, the bit in bold.

 

My only regrets about offices are that when I worked in them, I didn't tell enough people what I thought about them. You shouldn't go through regretting things that you haven't said, I can think of three people in particular, who I could abuse for one hour with varied, damaging, ground breaking abuse, that would do nobody any good other than making me feel completely and utterly childishly satisfied.

 

One woman I worked with fuck me she was called Fiona and was from Cramlington, proper fuckin borin all inclusive in Turkey every year sort of bint, she is and was the biggest cunt in the history of womankind, I've never ever seen blatant arselicking, backstabbing and report telling to the gaffa, as this utter cunt of a woman, and her fella was polliss, say no fuckin more. She was one of these women, she had a Princess Di wedding hair cut 18 years after the wedding, and in fairness had a reasonable boat, but an arse like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, I'm trying hard to emphasise just how deeply this woman was a fuckin arsehole, and I'm failing to do her cuntishness justice but rest assured she was a total bastard.

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

Wacky got MAGMAD!

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I must be lucky then because I like the majority of my office and the ones I dislike, I dont bother with.

 

It's not an office but I get on with almost everyone at work. It may have its problems but I wouldn't to work anywhere else but the NHS.

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I've worked from home since early 2004 - freelance for a couple of years, full-time since then (with a company that believes in telecommuting). Not sure I could ever become part of an office environment again, which will likely prove a problem at some point...

 

Do you not miss the social side of office work though. I think i'd get cabin fever working from home every day.

Most people in offices are cunts, regardless how high up the food chain you are. You have women who genuinely have nothing to say, yet talk all day about such interesting things as weight watchers points, you have backstabbing, I would say 60% of people in offices are arseholes, who are happy being a tiny cog in a big wheel, and will step all over other people to get that tiny bit further up their superiors arse.

 

Id agree with that :D

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5 minute walk to ferry, 12 minute ferry ride across Waitamata harbour, 2 minute walk to work in Auckland CBD. Very civilised commute. Have a cold beer on the ferry home most Fridays.

sounds good. lucky

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5 minute walk to ferry, 12 minute ferry ride across Waitamata harbour, 2 minute walk to work in Auckland CBD. Very civilised commute. Have a cold beer on the ferry home most Fridays.

 

Could a mod please delete this post, I view it as incitement to violence!!! :D

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

 

I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day.

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

 

I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day.

 

no thanks. rather slit my wrists than do that tbh.

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

 

I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day.

 

no thanks. rather slit my wrists than do that tbh.

 

 

Liar, you'd like nothing better than to get your grubby little mitts on a pair of old woman's trunks, especially if they'd been used.

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20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.

 

 

 

You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma.

 

20 minute brisk walk for me

 

What did you think I was at the M&S in town?

 

 

No, the one in the Grainger Market

 

Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.

 

I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day.

 

no thanks. rather slit my wrists than do that tbh.

 

 

Liar, you'd like nothing better than to get your grubby little mitts on a pair of old woman's trunks, especially if they'd been used.

 

 

Never mind his mitts, I reckon he wears them on his head like a balaclava helmet.

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5 minute walk to ferry, 12 minute ferry ride across Waitamata harbour, 2 minute walk to work in Auckland CBD. Very civilised commute. Have a cold beer on the ferry home most Fridays.

 

Could a mod please delete this post, I view it as incitement to violence!!! :D

 

:D It's not perfect. Sometimes it drizzles in winter.

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