Tooj 17 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Anyone but that Scottish twat. or is he ''British'' now Depends if there is any decent English players going about, until then he will be firmly British. Will he shite. That lass that had the piss doon the drain, I didn't want her to win, fuck British, same as those sweepers who won the ice ball olympic thing, it was a Scottish victory, not a British one. I hope Murray gets a personality. Never seen such a mumbling stuttering cunt in my life. Lacking confidence is one thing, being a total nob is completely another, he seems to forgot his roots, at least Connery still talks like a jock. Paula Radcliffe? Aye She's English though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Radcliffe's an amateur. I hear Murray once took a piss and a runny dump in the tramlines on Centre Court then wiped his arse with an English flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) Apart from putting everyone right in this thread am I the fucking Met Office now as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) First the lottery numbers, now a poorly disguised attempt to avoid having to look at the weather forecast in thelondonpaper so you know whether to take a coat to work tomorrow... truly, your laziness knows no bounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Setting up to be a nice tournament this year. Full coverage on German telly as well. French was quality this year I thought. Not really a clay man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Setting up to be a nice tournament this year. Full coverage on German telly as well. French was quality this year I thought. Not really a clay man. I think some of the stuff from Cowgate actually is clay btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) First the lottery numbers, now a poorly disguised attempt to avoid having to look at the weather forecast in thelondonpaper so you know whether to take a coat to work tomorrow... truly, your laziness knows no bounds. Still don't know the numbers btw. A full day at work that I may not have needed to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Anyone but that Scottish twat. or is he ''British'' now Depends if there is any decent English players going about, until then he will be firmly British. Will he shite. That lass that had the piss doon the drain, I didn't want her to win, fuck British, same as those sweepers who won the ice ball olympic thing, it was a Scottish victory, not a British one. I hope Murray gets a personality. Never seen such a mumbling stuttering cunt in my life. Lacking confidence is one thing, being a total nob is completely another, he seems to forgot his roots, at least Connery still talks like a jock. Paula Radcliffe? Aye She's English though. I thought she was from Dundee, still it's a Scottish trait that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Federer to win and reclaim the number one spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5992 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) First the lottery numbers, now a poorly disguised attempt to avoid having to look at the weather forecast in thelondonpaper so you know whether to take a coat to work tomorrow... truly, your laziness knows no bounds. Still don't know the numbers btw. A full day at work that I may not have needed to do WE KNOW YOUVE GOT A FUCKING JOB MAN!!!! And your analogy is shit as most 5 asides are outside and football is football whether its played on astro or grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Sharapova v Dulko on Centre Court now. Whallop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Also available on the BBC website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 That's where I'm watching it (and typing left-handed, obviously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Hi quality too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Aye but clay and grass is as different as five-a-side in and out side. And Federer is immense And Murray will have unbelievable pressure. And you're a cock. Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) First the lottery numbers, now a poorly disguised attempt to avoid having to look at the weather forecast in thelondonpaper so you know whether to take a coat to work tomorrow... truly, your laziness knows no bounds. Still don't know the numbers btw. A full day at work that I may not have needed to do WE KNOW YOUVE GOT A FUCKING JOB MAN!!!! Reminds me of when Kirk off Corrie was on Soccer AM. He never shut up about his Girlfriend. Pleased as punch with himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 That backhand overhead by Dulco. What a shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Well that was a short Wimbledon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Dulco's fitter anyway. I wouldn't shag anyone with shoulders bigger than mine (Sharapova will be gutted when she finds out). Good match like. Pleased Dulco didn't blow it in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Aye man I was only messing Don't worry, I won't tell Maria. I think getting knocked out of Wimbledon will make her day bad enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Dulco's fitter anyway. I wouldn't shag anyone with shoulders bigger than mine (Sharapova will be gutted when she finds out).Good match like. Pleased Dulco didn't blow it in the end. She'd only mistake your head for a tennis ball and try and forehand smash youover the nearest fence mate, don't worry. Edit: yes, I know Edited June 24, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Dulco's fitter anyway. I wouldn't shag anyone with shoulders bigger than mine (Sharapova will be gutted when she finds out).Good match like. Pleased Dulco didn't blow it in the end. She'd only mistake your head for a tennis ball and try and forehand smash youover the nearest fence mate, don't worry. Mine's more like a cricket ball tbf. Yours however.... Now fuck off Dan Maskell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9053 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 hang on, are you telling Dan Maskell to fuck off, or calling me Dan Maskell and teling me to fuck off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 hang on, are you telling Dan Maskell to fuck off, or calling me Dan Maskell and teling me to fuck off? The latter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Dulco's fitter anyway. She's not is she? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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