Happy Face 29 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Congratulations everyone. PM me any god-parent requests for consideration. ....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think? I'm a god-parent twice over already. I don't take atheism or religion seriously enough to refuse....and it never stopped the people from asking me. I probably live my life pretty close to what the bible would advocate I just don't do so out of a selfish desire to protect myself in an imaginary afterlife. These people who make a point of not joining in during a church service wind me up though. fairy snuff That wasn't a pitch for the job by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Congratulations everyone. PM me any god-parent requests for consideration. ....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think? I'm a god-parent twice over already. I don't take atheism or religion seriously enough to refuse....and it never stopped the people from asking me. I probably live my life pretty close to what the bible would advocate I just don't do so out of a selfish desire to protect myself in an imaginary afterlife. These people who make a point of not joining in during a church service wind me up though. fairy snuff That wasn't a pitch for the job by the way aye,rightho was going to ask Fish anyway, it'd beef up his C.V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 You can add me in for number 2 as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 That wasn't a pitch for the job by the way aye,rightho ;) was going to ask Fish anyway, it'd beef up his C.V. wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Magma has just pm'd me, he's got some old trout from the warehouse at M & S up the pat and mick, well done Magma lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Magma has just pm'd me, he's got some old trout from the warehouse at M & S up the pat and mick, well done Magma lad. Certainly puts it about, that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Magma has just pm'd me, he's got some old trout from the warehouse at M & S up the pat and mick, well done Magma lad. it's contagious......... err.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Magma has just pm'd me, he's got some old trout from the warehouse at M & S up the pat and mick, well done Magma lad. Magma'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Congratulations all round, there must be something in the water ! possibly jizz, but don't look at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 You can add me in for number 2 as well. You even going to get a game of fifa? Well done everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 There must be something in the water lads- Mrs.Fist told me this morning that chimp #2 is on the way Nice one MF, congrats Given the recent increase in TT babies, I propose all members practice 'safe foruming'. Protection is simple, we ask all members to put a condom on each finger before engaging in textual intercourse with another member. Pregnancy is spreading and very contagious. Side effects of babies can (and will) include loss of sleep, frequent outbreaks of puke, piss and in some cases: poo on your skin; a lightness in your wallet and the repeated loss of half of Christmas Day/Birthday trying to free presents from their near-permanent incarceration in their boxes thanks to "THE CABLE TIES OF DEATH". This is a public health message brought to you by the Office of Toontastic, Admin Department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 You can add me in for number 2 as well. Nice one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 There must be something in the water lads- Mrs.Fist told me this morning that chimp #2 is on the way Nice one MF, congrats Given the recent increase in TT babies, I propose all members practice 'safe foruming'. Protection is simple, we ask all members to put a condom on each finger before engaging in textual intercourse with another member. Pregnancy is spreading and very contagious. Side effects of babies can (and will) include loss of sleep, frequent outbreaks of puke, piss and in some cases: poo on your skin; a lightness in your wallet and the repeated loss of half of Christmas Day/Birthday trying to free presents from their near-permanent incarceration in their boxes thanks to "THE CABLE TIES OF DEATH". This is a public health message brought to you by the Office of Toontastic, Admin Department. spoken like a dad! Btw, you missed out snot from the list- chimp #1 is currently convinced everyone must share in her fascination with the contents of her nose, and delights in shouting "bogey" whilst running up to complete strangers with a greeny on her finger for them to examine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 You can add me in for number 2 as well. another member for the Toontastic Tadpoles club! Well done Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) 16 years time we're going to have a halfway decent 5-a-side team I reckon... You lot need to have Derren Brown tapes of "pass and move" and "get the ball down and play" and that kind of thing. p.s. congrats Barney Edited October 12, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Congrats you lot. I'm about ready to commit to severely reducing my hedonism in the near future. I'll let you know if they still actually work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Congrats you lot. I'm about ready to commit to severely reducing my hedonism in the near future. I'll let you know if they still actually work. As a regular on here, I suspect all you need do is think " baby, pregnant, my life is over", whilst waving the old chap in the general direction of Mrs. T. Bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Cheers folks. And Khay, no, it would seem my social life is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 In 16 years time my son will be too old to play in a football team! He's 25 now...you lot make me feel so old ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Is it us that makes you feel old? Or is it the memories of when Disco first emerged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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