LeazesMag 0 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 to change my car. What does everybody drive ? I know nowt about the market these days, I've had my nissan since it was 2 years old and I bought the car before that from a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 has come* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 All over somebody's face. (just following on from the other thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4048 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm as clueless on this as you LM - I've had the same car for 12 years and its got at least another 2 or 3 years in it. I was talking about this at work the other day - given I drive mainly to the train station or town and back, I may as well buy a smart car or a scooter when the time comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18494 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm as clueless on this as you LM - I've had the same car for 12 years and its got at least another 2 or 3 years in it. I was talking about this at work the other day - given I drive mainly to the train station or town and back, I may as well buy a smart car or a scooter when the time comes. I'd get rid while the £2000 cash back deal is on if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 does anybody know a link to all the current prices, data etc of new and used cars pse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4048 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm as clueless on this as you LM - I've had the same car for 12 years and its got at least another 2 or 3 years in it. I was talking about this at work the other day - given I drive mainly to the train station or town and back, I may as well buy a smart car or a scooter when the time comes. I'd get rid while the £2000 cash back deal is on if I were you. It's probably worth a bit more than £2k (its a Golf VR6) and I know its daft but I couldn't trade it in for a shitty new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 http://www.autocar.co.uk/CarReviews/RoadTestHome.aspx I've got a Mini personally which I absolutely love, despite it being highly impractical unless your back seat passengers are circus dwarves or toddlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 http://www.autocar.co.uk/CarReviews/RoadTestHome.aspx I've got a Mini personally which I absolutely love, despite it being highly impractical unless your back seat passengers are circus dwarves or toddlers. Cheers for that lift last week mate, nice to travel in comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I saw a chinese dwarf yesterday ( yes I know they're all small ho ho ha ha before any of you say it) Got so excited almost came in my pants and crashed the car!! It was wiccccckkkkeeeeeddddd! I lurve dwarves, like really really lurve them. Can someone get me 7 for crimbo so I can play out my snow white fantasy? horny, licky, fucky, cocky, dirty, sexy and filthy. ( just their pet names of course!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) I saw a chinese dwarf yesterday ( yes I know they're all small ho ho ha ha before any of you say it) Got so excited almost came in my pants and crashed the car!! It was wiccccckkkkeeeeeddddd! I lurve dwarves, like really really lurve them. Can someone get me 7 for crimbo so I can play out my snow white fantasy? horny, licky, fucky, cocky, dirty, sexy and filthy. ( just their pet names of course!) Ni Hai Gai? No wacky? He will be upset. Edited November 23, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I saw a chinese dwarf yesterday ( yes I know they're all small ho ho ha ha before any of you say it) Got so excited almost came in my pants and crashed the car!! It was wiccccckkkkeeeeeddddd! I lurve dwarves, like really really lurve them. Can someone get me 7 for crimbo so I can play out my snow white fantasy? horny, licky, fucky, cocky, dirty, sexy and filthy. ( just their pet names of course!) Ni Hai Gai? No wacky? He will be upset. that's almost as bad as my bf's effort - Fu King Thai Nee. you're both sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Q; what's E.T. short for? A; He's only got little legs That's how sad I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Q; what's E.T. short for? A; He's only got little legs That's how sad I am you think thats bad? This is the one he's most proud of. I think its ridiculous. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION!! Whats the difference between a weasel and a stoat? ( bearing in mind I was expecting a sensible answer, an rather intelectual conference if you will due to the fact we were watching a stoat on TV at the time.. The bastards answer??? A weasel is weasely recognisable whereas a stoat is stoatly different. He actually rolled out of the bed laughing whilst I was left dumbfounded. See thats why I talk about sex on here...Thats the kind of bedroom activity we have. Bet he's sat at home reading this now pissing himself laughing. ...and if he is... You're a twat and its still not funny! Edited November 23, 2009 by soccermom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 N'Otter bad joke that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 N'Otter bad joke that like. All of my respect for you has vanished in the wind now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Amazingly my girlfriend finds all my shit jokes endearing and I get more sex because of them. In your shit fat face soccermom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 "whose is that Stoat?" "Err-Mine" D'you see what I did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 "whose is that Stoat?""Err-Mine" D'you see what I did there? I see it and it has left me feeling dirty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Bet he's sat at home reading this now pissing himself laughing. ...and if he is... You're a twat and its still not funny! If you are mate SMO has been shagging your bird...get rid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm nicking all these like. She won't walk right for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Bet he's sat at home reading this now pissing himself laughing. ...and if he is... You're a twat and its still not funny! If you are mate SMO has been shagging your bird...get rid. thought you'd gone quiet, feeling a little left out are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm nicking all these like. She won't walk right for a week. If you want her to still love and respect you in the morning I'd keep these shitty jokes to yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm nicking all these like. She won't walk right for a week. If you want her to still love and respect you in the morning I'd keep these shitty jokes to yourself! It's a 'he' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Knock Knock Who's there ! Weasel ! Weasel who ? Weasel while you work ! weasel/Dwarf combo.........10 pts? Edited November 23, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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