farnie1993 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 a little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Granny's got a prawn!" The mother says "what on earth do you mean?" The boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa. He points to her protruding clitoris and says, "Grannys got a prawn!" His mother whispers in his ear "thats your grandmothers clitoris son" to which the boy replies... "well it tastes like a prawn !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Like it. Almost as good as my jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4012 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Quite old, not bad, but nowhere near the sickest ever. "I used to be a necrophiliiac......" is sicker for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farnie1993 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 Quite old, not bad, but nowhere near the sickest ever. "I used to be a necrophiliiac......" is sicker for starters. nah i dont think thats sick... i aspire to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Has anyone seen the documentary for 'the Aristocrats'? Supposed to be very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26825 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) It's shite actually, I can't believe I went to the cinema to watch it. Edited January 19, 2010 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I enjoyed it. Gilbert Gottfried did the best version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I wouldn't have thought it to be a good cinema flick-more something to watch on youtube or something. I hear there's a nice one in Christopher Walken voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonpneumonic 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Yeah, that would be Kevin Pollak - him off of the Usual Suspects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I enjoyed it. Gilbert Gottfried did the best version. Bob Saget....and I wish Whoopie would have done her version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Its the price of the medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Nice to see I got a mention. Have not been on for a while because like Fish (I think it was who wanted to be a Mod to progress his career) I have used TT to move on. I have started a new job for a massive chain of old folk residential homes. I have been brought in to lighten the doom and gloom I'm now the resident comedian. Honest. I know they do not follow my jokes or understand the punch lines but they still piss themsels fuck I'm good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 That. Is. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9240 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12901 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Has anyone seen the documentary for 'the Aristocrats'? Supposed to be very good. Those cats did very well for themselves by all accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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