ewerk 26653 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I wouldn't stress about it, you're not going to get it anyway, don't go getting your hopes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9069 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 If you don't get this job, go for a bar job, I'm sure there's a shortage of Irish barmen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Wankers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9069 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 well that's a little redundant isn't it? (just like you'll be after a week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 I can't wait til I'm bringing in the big bucks Show you all up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 As long as you don't have your cock out, I don't see how you can fail. Personal health problems don't seem to be handicaps, judging by the people I've seen behind the counter. Ability to speak English is probably an advantage but not essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I can't wait til I'm bringing in the big bucks Show you all up! the big bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 McDonald's is a very respectable job and something I would feel privledged to put on my CV - Reckon they would buy that in the interview? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26653 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Well it's hard to disagree, it certainly is something you should be privileged to have on your CV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 thanks buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26653 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 McDonald's is a very respectable job and something I would feel privledged to put on my CV - Reckon they would buy that in the interview? Possibly. Or you could say that you have an insatiable appetite for appalling junk food and this will enable you to tap directly into the motherlode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 I don't like mcdonalds food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I don't like mcdonalds food. Manager "And the best bit Kevin, is you get a free meal every day!" Kevin "No thanks, the food's shite. Me mam'll make me sandwiches." NEXT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 You get 3 items of your choice for your break KFC is about 5 minute walk away, hmmm, KFC it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Also, how do i go about shaking there hand ? Any interview i had they didn't offer to shake my hand so i left it. Then in debenhams when i was leaving i went to shake his hand but he turned away Wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Also, how do i go about shaking there hand ? Any interview i had they didn't offer to shake my hand so i left it. Then in debenhams when i was leaving i went to shake his hand but he turned away Wanker I suggest when you're called in that you smile confidently and approach the interviewer with an outstretched hand. That way it's very difficult to refuse it. Unless you've wiped your arse with it of course, in which case you might not be suited to a job in catering (even at McDonald's). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9069 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Also, how do i go about shaking there hand ? Any interview i had they didn't offer to shake my hand so i left it. Then in debenhams when i was leaving i went to shake his hand but he turned away Wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 He'll fit right in man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38957 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Also, how do i go about shaking there hand ? Any interview i had they didn't offer to shake my hand so i left it. Then in debenhams when i was leaving i went to shake his hand but he turned away Wanker These things take time Horror and revulsion at the grotesque and deformed is an instinctive reaction, the poor man was probably in shock. They're more used to society's "special" people at McD's , so if you can stop wobbling for a few seconds, they'll happily do it. Get your carer to pick out the shit and smeg from behind your fingernails- it's all image at interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I can't wait til I'm bringing in the big bucks Show you all up! the big bucks Kevin, I think you'll have to find another job for big bucks. Unless you're actually Zimbabwean or a Phillipino, whereby being paid in a viable currency at all is considered a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19910 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 serioulsy, what advice do you need to get a job at maccy ds? if you can't find work there, you may as well give up on life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Why am I reminded of Micky off 'The League of Gentlemen'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17901 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Why am I reminded of Micky off 'The League of Gentlemen'? Haven't been to McDonalds for years and don't intend to either after this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) Why am I reminded of Micky off 'The League of Gentlemen'? Haven't been to McDonalds for years and don't intend to either after this thread. Maybe Kevin can do the job the dog in Alex's avatar. It looks like it's operating a floor buffer. Mind you, that dog wouldn't get funny looks if it was caught licking his own arse or humping a cushion during its lunch hour. Edited June 29, 2010 by Billy Castell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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