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ever been caught in a sticky situation? i have...

 

once took a bird into the disabled bogs in buffalo joes doon the quayside & was just about to enter her from behind when she lent forward & grabbed onto the red spacka cord setting the alarm off, next thing we knew 3 big bouncers kicked the door doon & slung us oot..

 

wasn't very funny at the time but its a good job i can laugh aboot it noo..

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A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone! :lol:

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A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone!  :icon_lol:

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:lol:

 

Classy bird, then? :lol:

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Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away.

 

Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin.

 

Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now.

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Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away.

 

Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin.

 

Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now.

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If you think that would have been embarrassing for you, consider your poor wife who was nearly caught being sexed by you! :lol::lol:

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A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone!  :lol:

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anyone else notice the over-emphasis on the word female in that post?

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A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone!  :lol:

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anyone else notice the over-emphasis on the word female in that post?

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:lol:

 

Definitely over-compensation, like he's protesting too much!

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :lol:

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Maybe you need a better pair of binoculars :lol:

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Maybe it's because I'm not a dogger! :icon_lol:

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Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away.

 

Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin.

 

Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now.

61440[/snapback]

 

If you think that would have been embarrassing for you, consider your poor wife who was nearly caught being sexed by you! :icon_lol::lol:

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My dear Gemmill, she was positively advertising the conquest of having me 'bone' her, the lucky girl! ;):lol:

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :lol:

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It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :lol:

61467[/snapback]

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.

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:lol:

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I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address  :lol:

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Were you bumming your mate like? :lol:

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I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address  :lol:

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Were you bumming your mate like? :lol:

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:icon_lol:

 

Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though :icon_lol:;)

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I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address  :lol:

61683[/snapback]

 

Were you bumming your mate like? :lol:

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:icon_lol:

 

Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though :icon_lol:;)

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Behind a theatre? Did you take her up the actors' entrance?

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I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address  :lol:

61683[/snapback]

 

Were you bumming your mate like? :lol:

61686[/snapback]

 

 

:icon_lol:

 

Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though :icon_lol:;)

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Behind a theatre? Did you take her up the actors' entrance?

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Class avatar!! :icon_lol:

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :lol:

61467[/snapback]

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.

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Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget

:lol:

 

Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton :icon_lol:

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :lol:

61467[/snapback]

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.

61566[/snapback]

 

Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget

:lol:

 

Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton :icon_lol:

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Wacky, I think you need to leave it alone for a while: you're going blind!! ;)

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How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before?  :icon_lol:

61467[/snapback]

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.

61566[/snapback]

 

Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget

:lol:

 

Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton ;)

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Wacky, I think you need to leave it alone for a while: you're going blind!! :icon_lol:

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I think your right

:lol:

 

I just can't get her off my mind :icon_lol:

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