Kevin 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Would doing extra shifts mean less posting on here? Give 'em a call! being banned is supposed to mean posting less aswell Didn't stop you though, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 As kevin is an utter twat i think he needs a change of career Accountancy sounds good for him. He's clearly not intelligent enough. Maybe he could try what you do instead. anyone can look at porn all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 As kevin is an utter twat i think he needs a change of career Accountancy sounds good for him. He's clearly not intelligent enough. Maybe he could try what you do instead. anyone can look at porn all day ah but it takes years of practise to become a seasoned pro like yourself Laz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38977 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 As kevin is an utter twat i think he needs a change of career Accountancy sounds good for him. I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me. Mrs. Fist has banned me from answering the door since I told the last Charity crew to "Foxtrot Oscar". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Best case scenario, the bosses have a sword fight in your mouth. Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 As kevin is an utter twat i think he needs a change of career Accountancy sounds good for him. I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me. Mrs. Fist has banned me from answering the door since I told the last Charity crew to "Foxtrot Oscar". I usually go to the door foaming at the mouth to only to see a bright eyed young student type lass trying to make a few quid so I end being nice to them. They still walk away with fuck all though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Can't this kid do anything without asking this forum first? Could he survive without TT? Serious question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Can't this kid do anything without asking this forum first? Could he survive without TT? Serious question. "Should I get up from my computer and go to the toilet or wait a couple of hours? What do you think people?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 can i play the ps3? demo's like only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kevin, before you ask, you cross the road whe the green man lights up. No sorry, you cross the road when you see a round green light. Another word of advice is that you put your legs through each hole of your underpants, and make sure you put them on before you put on your trousers. As for getting more shifts, when the manager gets back, you should walk in one day when you're off duty wearing a pair of pants, a Viking helmet, and braces (the latter adding a touch of formality to the scene), and declare that as Fornax, the Roman Goddess of Baking you demand to see the manager. When the manager arrives to see you, smear yourself with as many sachets of tomato ketchup as you can get hold of, do the dance for Agadoo whilst explaining to him/her that you want to earn big bucks, and need to work extra hours. Asking for the extra hours in the voice of Vincent Price is optional, but it would prbably help your cause. Upon hearing that you have got a few hours overtime, walk like an Egyptian out the front door, whilst exposing your genitals to any passing child whilst howling like a wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 But I'll feel as if im annoying them by ringing I wish you would adopt this attitude towards posting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 As for getting more shifts, when the manager gets back, you should walk in one day when you're off duty wearing a pair of pants, a Viking helmet, and braces (the latter adding a touch of formality to the scene), and declare that as Fornax, the Roman Goddess of Baking you demand to see the manager. When the manager arrives to see you, smear yourself with as many sachets of tomato ketchup as you can get hold of, do the dance for Agadoo whilst explaining to him/her that you want to earn big bucks, and need to work extra hours. Asking for the extra hours in the voice of Vincent Price is optional, but it would prbably help your cause. Upon hearing that you have got a few hours overtime, walk like an Egyptian out the front door, whilst exposing your genitals to any passing child whilst howling like a wolf. Great advice, that'll get the big bucks all right. I recommend throwing in a nervous twitch for added gravitas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Ignore them all Kevin, they're just jealous. Its simple to get extra shifts, simply find the boss whos on and ask them, just as theyre about to give you an answer move in close and give them a wink, then say "its just Ive got a good thing going on here and Id hate for some no-mark to get in my way". Then ruffle his hair, pinch one cheek and say "theres a good lad". If its a woman replace the last bit with "ok sugartits". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 21, 2010 Author Share Posted August 21, 2010 Well I'm getting more shifts now, i'm fucking working from 11am-7pm out in time for the x factor and to par-tay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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