Guest Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 That scene on saturday when she was hugging Cher...a bean flick away from an out and out lesbian porn. Maybe for you mate, but in the porn I watch, the girls are all over 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Good looking chav, she should stick to the tv/ad work and fuck off with the shite music; perhaps it has some merit, as if used in a torture situation it could help to acquire valuable information about terrorist threats etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 (edited) I hope you aren't suggesting that Cheryl Cole does a good job of the adverts!!!!! "limp, leeeyfless.....Sheeeeiine" Edited October 4, 2010 by Ruler of Planet Houston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 That scene on saturday when she was hugging Cher...a bean flick away from an out and out lesbian porn. Maybe for you mate, but in the porn I watch, the girls are all over 18. welcome back chief. how was ibiza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Cheryl Cole put two shit acts through. One because she looks like her and the other I don't know. The only good one she put through was the scouser. Fuck me Newcastle only got 4 people on the TV Shearer, Ant and Dec and Cole. Soon none of you cunts will be on the telly the way you's are going. I asked me yank mate where is Newcastle he replied wheres the fuck Newcastle. Sounds as thick as you tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Spoony on Twitter: I don't watch xfactor but I hear that race, as opposed to talent, played a part in tonights decisions. Is this true? Mark Bright on Twitter: Ms Tweedy left two women of colour out after they both auditioned v well for 2 blubbering fools who bottled it. Pair of fucking bellends. Did you watch it? Who would you have put through? She had a fucking black co-judge (or whatever they call it), was married to a black bloke (and gets moist whenever a good looking black bloke turns up for audition) and she was Burke's judge when she won a few years back. For these two knobheads to start playing the race card about X Factor is mental and hilarious. I wouldn't have put that Katie bird through cos she was a massive dickhead, but I can see putting that quirky lass who looks like she's 16 going on 50-year-old-pub-landlady through. She did put a black lass through an'all btw. I watched it (under duress ). Anyway, what's the point in the boot camp if you just choose the quirky ones regardless of how shit their performances were? That one who was a member of a Supremes tribute act was cute as a button too and had a good chance of winning it imo. Suspect Cheryl has gone back to stealing lollipops after her split from Cole like. I think she was right to put through who she did. There is a bigger niche in the market that Katy/Cher could fill that any of the others couldn't. There are a ton of black female singers with powerful voices out there nowadays, and it would be difficult for them to release something original (not that X Factor particularly releases anything original anyway). And besides, the one shock (Gamu not going through) will be void when it is revealed that she will in fact be on the live shows anyway as part of a 'wildcard' feature. Did the producers tell Cheryl to not put her through? Who knows, but it is all a giant set up in the pre-live shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Spoony on Twitter: I don't watch xfactor but I hear that race, as opposed to talent, played a part in tonights decisions. Is this true? Mark Bright on Twitter: Ms Tweedy left two women of colour out after they both auditioned v well for 2 blubbering fools who bottled it. Pair of fucking bellends. Did you watch it? Who would you have put through? She had a fucking black co-judge (or whatever they call it), was married to a black bloke (and gets moist whenever a good looking black bloke turns up for audition) and she was Burke's judge when she won a few years back. For these two knobheads to start playing the race card about X Factor is mental and hilarious. I wouldn't have put that Katie bird through cos she was a massive dickhead, but I can see putting that quirky lass who looks like she's 16 going on 50-year-old-pub-landlady through. She did put a black lass through an'all btw. I watched it (under duress ). Anyway, what's the point in the boot camp if you just choose the quirky ones regardless of how shit their performances were? That one who was a member of a Supremes tribute act was cute as a button too and had a good chance of winning it imo. Suspect Cheryl has gone back to stealing lollipops after her split from Cole like. I think she was right to put through who she did. There is a bigger niche in the market that Katy/Cher could fill that any of the others couldn't. There are a ton of black female singers with powerful voices out there nowadays, and it would be difficult for them to release something original (not that X Factor particularly releases anything original anyway). And besides, the one shock (Gamu not going through) will be void when it is revealed that she will in fact be on the live shows anyway as part of a 'wildcard' feature. Did the producers tell Cheryl to not put her through? Who knows, but it is all a giant set up in the pre-live shows. Not only is that racist it is also sexist, so she should be catigorized because of her skin colour is what you're saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 You could have picked the final 12 (definitely them two bints) during the first round. It doesn't matter how shite they are in boot camp and the houses, they were already pre-selected to go through from the moment they got the phone call from the program telling them "we strongly suggest you audition in this years x factor....you won't regret it! You will be on the live shows and then it is down to your popularity in the press whether or not we rig the voting and winners song for you. ssshhhh!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26730 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Spoony on Twitter: I don't watch xfactor but I hear that race, as opposed to talent, played a part in tonights decisions. Is this true? Mark Bright on Twitter: Ms Tweedy left two women of colour out after they both auditioned v well for 2 blubbering fools who bottled it. Pair of fucking bellends. Did you watch it? Who would you have put through? She had a fucking black co-judge (or whatever they call it), was married to a black bloke (and gets moist whenever a good looking black bloke turns up for audition) and she was Burke's judge when she won a few years back. For these two knobheads to start playing the race card about X Factor is mental and hilarious. I wouldn't have put that Katie bird through cos she was a massive dickhead, but I can see putting that quirky lass who looks like she's 16 going on 50-year-old-pub-landlady through. She did put a black lass through an'all btw. I watched it (under duress ). Anyway, what's the point in the boot camp if you just choose the quirky ones regardless of how shit their performances were? That one who was a member of a Supremes tribute act was cute as a button too and had a good chance of winning it imo. Suspect Cheryl has gone back to stealing lollipops after her split from Cole like. I think she was right to put through who she did. There is a bigger niche in the market that Katy/Cher could fill that any of the others couldn't. There are a ton of black female singers with powerful voices out there nowadays, and it would be difficult for them to release something original (not that X Factor particularly releases anything original anyway). And besides, the one shock (Gamu not going through) will be void when it is revealed that she will in fact be on the live shows anyway as part of a 'wildcard' feature. Did the producers tell Cheryl to not put her through? Who knows, but it is all a giant set up in the pre-live shows. Not only is that racist it is also sexist, so she should be catigorized because of her skin colour is what you're saying? I think you'll find that it is a statement of fact, mongo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Kophead was right looking at the papers today(Look at the first post in this thread). Cheryl finshed now, after x factor she'll be the main act at butlins doing a duet with H from steps. Can't sing now, now can't judge. Papers saying she's away with the mixer due to her illness. Fuck me geordies got no celebs as it is. Ant and Dec flying the flag for Newcastle not quite John Lennon hey lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 John Lennon died how many years ago? Bet the "minutes" silence is still going strong though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 John Lennon died how many years ago? Bet the "minutes" silence is still going strong though Kophead was right looking at the papers today(Look at the first post in this thread). Cheryl finshed now, after x factor she'll be the main act at butlins doing a duet with H from steps. Can't sing now, now can't judge. Papers saying she's away with the mixer due to her illness. Fuck me geordies got no celebs as it is. Ant and Dec flying the flag for Newcastle not quite John Lennon hey lads? Okay what about Sir Paul Mccartney oh I forgot Ant and Dec more famous lol you prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39017 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Lennon's last hit? The pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 John Lennon died how many years ago? Bet the "minutes" silence is still going strong though Kophead was right looking at the papers today(Look at the first post in this thread). Cheryl finshed now, after x factor she'll be the main act at butlins doing a duet with H from steps. Can't sing now, now can't judge. Papers saying she's away with the mixer due to her illness. Fuck me geordies got no celebs as it is. Ant and Dec flying the flag for Newcastle not quite John Lennon hey lads? Okay what about Sir Paul Mccartney oh I forgot Ant and Dec more famous lol you prick lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. Who told you that bollocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. Who told you that bollocks? The black dude from black eyed peas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt Look here mate I'm stating the fact that Cole will be out of a job soon because she cant sing and cant judge now. So its either butlins or go and live with the black dude from black eyed peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt Look here mate I'm stating the fact that Cole will be out of a job soon because she cant sing and cant judge now. So its either butlins or go and live with the black dude from black eyed peas. Fact I bet she will still be in a job before you manage to get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 carla lane is the black dude from Black Eyed Peas. I mean, he wishes he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Sounds like he's got the humps like the black one out of the Black Eyed Peas because he got banned from the sea cruise for being an unamusing fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27357 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol. You keep mentioning H from Steps. Are you going to come out of the closet, carla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27357 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 X-Factor is the shittest show on this Earth. Second only to Carla here's stand up on the big boat. The real cockhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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