trophyshy 6434 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Warning Disclaimer: not recommended for people with heart conditions. If you waterboard me it's murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 In vietnam they used to tie prisoners naked to a large plank of wood, so they'd be laid out horizontally and facing downwards. They would then lower them, penis first (the penis and the testicles usually dangled the lowest) into a piranha infested swamp. They would stop once the penis was submerged and wait for half a minute until it had been completely devoured, before lowering further. It was a highly effective technique. You might want to try it with your workmates YZ? Also made up. Piranhas aren't like they are in the films How dare you question the veracity of my made-up story. You are probably just afraid, as the 14 inch dong you boast of would take a lot longer to devour--and would therefore be a much more painful process--than the consumption of YZ's thumb-tac winky. No wonder Vietnam didn't do very well in this years Copa America, the cockless bunch of bastards they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 In vietnam they used to tie prisoners naked to a large plank of wood, so they'd be laid out horizontally and facing downwards. They would then lower them, penis first (the penis and the testicles usually dangled the lowest) into a piranha infested swamp. They would stop once the penis was submerged and wait for half a minute until it had been completely devoured, before lowering further. It was a highly effective technique. You might want to try it with your workmates YZ? Also made up. Piranhas aren't like they are in the films If you're going to get anal, they're also a South American fish and they don't live in swamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Charlie don't surf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Charlie don't surf. They're so goddamn un-American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2224 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I've never seen any films about cock gobbling piranhas. I have The Piranhas don't gobble his dick though, they spit it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 In vietnam they used to tie prisoners naked to a large plank of wood, so they'd be laid out horizontally and facing downwards. They would then lower them, penis first (the penis and the testicles usually dangled the lowest) into a piranha infested swamp. They would stop once the penis was submerged and wait for half a minute until it had been completely devoured, before lowering further. It was a highly effective technique. You might want to try it with your workmates YZ? there are no piranhas in Vietnam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 torture is never effective - it only gets you the answers you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 In vietnam they used to tie prisoners naked to a large plank of wood, so they'd be laid out horizontally and facing downwards. They would then lower them, penis first (the penis and the testicles usually dangled the lowest) into a piranha infested swamp. They would stop once the penis was submerged and wait for half a minute until it had been completely devoured, before lowering further. It was a highly effective technique. You might want to try it with your workmates YZ? there are no piranhas in Vietnam They imported them in batches on a submarine manned exclusively by muslims; I thought you'd be aware of that rather common historical fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 torture is never effective - it only gets you the answers you want sounds pretty fucking handy like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Isn't water boarding torture where they keep putting up the rates so much you go mental? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Gejon's jokes are a form of torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I'm just laughing at YZ and his mates meeting up and saying "hey lads, you got owt planned? I thought we'd all see what this water boarding shit is all about." "Yeah that that sounds good. I was going to a car boot sale with the missus but this is way more fun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 In vietnam they used to tie prisoners naked to a large plank of wood, so they'd be laid out horizontally and facing downwards. They would then lower them, penis first (the penis and the testicles usually dangled the lowest) into a piranha infested swamp. They would stop once the penis was submerged and wait for half a minute until it had been completely devoured, before lowering further. It was a highly effective technique. You might want to try it with your workmates YZ? there are no piranhas in Vietnam They imported them in batches on a submarine manned exclusively by muslims; I thought you'd be aware of that rather common historical fact. all is explained - tho you forgot to add that they were taking the jobs of British submariners and were also claiming the dole ............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I'm just laughing at YZ and his mates meeting up and saying "hey lads, you got owt planned? I thought we'd all see what this water boarding shit is all about." "Yeah that that sounds good. I was going to a car boot sale with the missus but this is way more fun." I had the same thought next time he'll probably decide on trying out an Iron Maiden - that would add some historical re-enactment fun at August Bank Holiday at Tynemouth Castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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