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I was a tree. Since when was a fucking tree mentioned in the nativity?!

 

In year 6 we did Jack & the Beanstalk. I was some random insurance collector. :lol:

 

Boring old angel in the nativity, but the following year I was picked to narrate it because I was really good at reading. Obviously hadn't considered the fact that I'd be shocking at public speaking. :lol:

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I honestly don't remember us ever doing a proper nativity at primary school. This lad called Will ran out of a Christmas assembly crying because he sang too many verses to some hippie hymn about Mary though. His fault for having a decent singing voice, the fool.

 

I did once play the Emperor Joseph in a musical about Mozart. Gosforth. :dunno:

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always the bridesmaid :lol:

 

At least I'm not marrying a bloke. :P

 

has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again

Want me to pop round your place Leazes?

Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo :kiss:

 

you wouldn't like my bacon sarnies

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