catmag 336 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was a tree. Since when was a fucking tree mentioned in the nativity?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 One of the lads at work took the morning off to go and see his son in the nativity...he was playing a mouse. No child left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was a tree. Since when was a fucking tree mentioned in the nativity?! In year 6 we did Jack & the Beanstalk. I was some random insurance collector. Boring old angel in the nativity, but the following year I was picked to narrate it because I was really good at reading. Obviously hadn't considered the fact that I'd be shocking at public speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I played a High Priest that condemned Jesus to death. Even knocked out a cheeky musical solo as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14095 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I honestly don't remember us ever doing a proper nativity at primary school. This lad called Will ran out of a Christmas assembly crying because he sang too many verses to some hippie hymn about Mary though. His fault for having a decent singing voice, the fool. I did once play the Emperor Joseph in a musical about Mozart. Gosforth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was the wise man with the Myrhh Don't speak out of turn, myrhh. Me brother was a blade of grass once in a play, sometimes its just too easy for me being the better brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38884 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 always the bridesmaid At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Then again with my username perhaps I shouldn't laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 always the bridesmaid At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo you wouldn't like my bacon sarnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38884 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You'd love my beef torpedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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