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[Monkeys Fist 50776]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Imagine. 

It isn’t hard to do, Marra. 

[RobinRobin 14520]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

0.86 goals per 90 in the Championship which tbf is a good record but he only played 13 times before completely fucking himself for the season, so we'll never care.

FYP

[Renton 27805]

They're such a weird precious lot. Here they're getting upset this goal against Reading, in September, has not been nominated goal of the season. Beyest gurl evah marra.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lets-all-appreciate-the-real-goal-of-the-season.1605187/

 

It's a nice goal.  Some nice passing hitting Reading on the break. Arguably Reading RB should have done better imo. But the way they are waxing lyrical about it, saying the team is playing turtal football, is mental.

It's not total football, it's hitting a team on the break. Almiron alone has scored several goals more deserving than this, against proper opposition ffs. But to get so upset and think its some kind of  conspiracy against them. Mackems man. 

[Kid Dynamite 9342]

There's an obvious omission from this list of Bilbao's links to English clubs!

 

 

[Renton 27805]

23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

There's an obvious omission from this list of Bilbao's links to English clubs!

 

 

 

 So let's see then, the thread mentions links with Blackburn rovers, Man United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Dulwich Hamlet, and Civil Serice FC. Not even a mention of their special friendship with the mackems. 🤣

 

Edited April 23, 2023 by Renton

[ewerk 39291]

 

FEWM!!!

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

 

“ Congratulate our agent in Bilbao please, that tweet has registered on the Richter scale in Pennywell”

 

” Erm, we don’t have an agent in Bilbao”

 

” Lolz! Laters”

[Kid Dynamite 9342]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

FEWM!!!

There's an echo in here

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

IN HERE

 

IN HERE

 

IN HERE

[ewerk 39291]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

There's an echo in here

I was pointing out the specific tweet about us.

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

[Howmanheyman 43974]

57 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 So let's see then, the thread mentions links with Blackburn rovers, Man United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Dulwich Hamlet, and Civil Serice FC. Not even a mention of their special friendship with the mackems. 🤣

 

 

 

 

Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam

You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum 

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

For four hours and you just said, "No"

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you

You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her

I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags 

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Marra Stan.

P.S.

We should be together, too. FTM.

 

[Dido:]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

 

 

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans,

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"

About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning

But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!

Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,

But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you

'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM.

[*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 23, 2023 by Howmanheyman

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam

You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum 

 

 

[ewerk 39291]

Two Sunderland players doing their best Robert-Bernard tribute.  

[Renton 27805]

Oh dear. Conceding a soft penalty at the end of the first half extra time. The type of thing to really fuck you off. How sad. Bewwww!

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Two Sunderland players doing their best Robert-Bernard tribute.  

Still makes me hoot 

[RobinRobin 14520]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam

You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum 

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

For four hours and you just said, "No"

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you

You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her

I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags 

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Marra Stan.

P.S.

We should be together, too. FTM.

 

[Dido:]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

 

 

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans,

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"

About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning

But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!

Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,

But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you

'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM.

[*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

 

 

 

 

 

You have much too much time on your hands obviously but... 

🙂 

[Terrytwocaroets 11]

Yeez lot are so fucking jealous 

As a mlf, who gives a fuck about beating spurs 6 to 1

Its typical mag behaviour, coukd ya beat WBA no even on a chewsda ? u couldn't 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

 

Alreet Quiff? 

[Terrytwocaroets 11]

Terrancetwo carpets ....divvint think yeez lot are better  than us ya Jawdi, F1 Liv golf,world class boxing ,BA systems of Sunderland bombs to drop on Yemen

Are better than us 

Weeys are selling every game out with 20k plus attendances ya  jealous  geordie bsstsrds

 

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3657]

 

Spacka here. Spacka here. Look, we have a Spacka here.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

I suspect wor Terry is a current, or former, poster having a little giggle- not sure who, tbh, but crack on … unless it’s Quiff, then get fucked 

 

However, it could equally be a real, live, six-digited inbreed, which would be even funnier. 

[Terrytwocaroets 11]

I suspect wor terry is a genuine supporter/ from scrogg rd westwalker school....we dont Like strangers on here  ....

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

I thought you were grafting today @Howmanheyman. 

[Howmanheyman 43974]

37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought you were grafting today @Howmanheyman. 

 

Nowt to do with me!