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ewerk
36 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

:lol: 

 

 

WHY

 

 


It’s certainly an innovative way to inflate their attendance figures.

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RobElliott
4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

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This is the start of a slippery slope... What will it be next in the crowd? Seagulls?!

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Renton
30 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Classy.

 

 

 

One of the few times I have been to the SoL was to watch England Turkey. I know this attracts a wider cohort of dickheads but I'll never forget the mutants bricking coaches which were clearly full of school kids. 

10,000 mackem last night, probably including dogs, and they didn't even bother producing a programme as I doubt they would have sold 3 figures worth. 

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Howay

 

:lol: They were playing the best football in the country and he was the man to thank just recently according to these fucking Neanderthals. 

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Ayatollah Hermione

I assume there have been no Crewe fans in peace yet to clarify that the brick was actually thrown by a rogue Mag sleeper agent with the intention of discrediting the fine definitely-a-city-not-a-town of Sunderland?

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Renton
4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

:lol: They were playing the best football in the country and he was the man to thank just recently according to these fucking Neanderthals. 

 

Ha'way marra. That was tew gaymes ago. 

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Renton
5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Not content with rape, seems they've moved on to murder

 

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It seems the most interesting thing to do at the SoL is to watch a seagull slowly decompose on the roof. Beats whirling crisp packets apparently. 

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thebrokendoll
1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

It seems the most interesting thing to do at the SoL is to watch a seagull slowly decompose on the roof. Beats whirling crisp packets apparently. 

 

swirling crisps packets were replaced by those black poo bags yesterday apparently.

it's all very well taking the dog along to the match, but fuck cleaning up after them.

bet the place looked like a fucking midden this morning.

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Howmanheyman

 

 

 

Wigan fans singing 'Mag' songs, apparently lucky there wasn't a bigger crowd. :lol: :lol:

 

 

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Renton
28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Wigan fans singing 'Mag' songs, apparently lucky there wasn't a bigger crowd. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Crewe Alexandra marra. In the division below.

 

They are so pathetic. :lol:

 

I'm not condoning this, but....

I'm not a racist, but.....

I don't shit in my seat, but......

 

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Monkeys Fist
1 hour ago, Renton said:

To be fair, I did leave a dead seagull behind my chimney but I least I couldn't see the fucker. :lol:

 

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It’s not dead- it’s just waiting…

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Gemmill
3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Wigan fans singing 'Mag' songs, apparently lucky there wasn't a bigger crowd. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

:lol: "looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked"

 

One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo.

 

"Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. "

 

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trophyshy
42 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

:lol: "looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked"

 

One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo.

 

"Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. "

 


The Dogs of Wor. 

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Howmanheyman
1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

:lol: "looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked"

 

One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo.

 

"Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. "

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

When Quinny gets there......

 

Quinny: "Woof! Woof, woof!"

 

Seaburn casual: "What's that Quinny? 'the cat sat on the mat'? What ya tryan to say, marra?"

 

Narrator: [Ol' faithful quinny, frustrated by the casual's grammar, then ran off to order some basic English GCSE books from Amazon]

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Renton

So their summer NUFC thread is now approaching 5,000 posts, before we have kicked off a game. They're not bothered if we win or lose now as we are the club formerly known as NUFC, so thank goodness for that. I would hate to see the length of the thread if they were bothered. I have enjoyed Mad Cyril calmly giving them the runaround though. They're inisting he's having a meltdown and asking mods to ban him, whilst coming up with more and more bizarre posts fetishising the alleged actions of the Saudis. Fewm has gone through the roof. Class. :lol:

 

 

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