Monkeys Fist 39047 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, NJS said: I also guess they are priming themselves for future poundings Outside of one-off cup ties, I can’t see when these will happen any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: "Purely a being a big racist thing" Why the fuck would you post a thread about your dad being a cunt? The same set of arseholes who racially abused Darren Bents mam, blamed Adam Johnsons victim and had "he shags who he wants" echoing round their stadium. And they take the moral highground. Their obsession with us is only matched by their stupidity 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: According to the sunderland Echo, yesterday was National Mackem Day. They listed “14 things only mackems would understand” If anyone can tell me all 14, hats off to you. https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/people/14-things-youll-only-understand-if-youre-from-sunderland-as-we-mark-national-mackem-day-3342504 Fucking howling at this. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Being thick as fuck isn't an endearing regional characteristic, certainly not one to be celebrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17984 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Just got round to reading that list. Fucking hell, tragic. Love this entry about the local celebratory, Dave the Rave (honestly think every group of mates has someone nick named this). Quote Such is his local fame that he's featured in art exhibitions in the city and videos of him performing often go viral with tens of thousands of page views Tens of thousands of page views. Does that count as going viral in Sunderland? Now shitting on your stadium seat, that is going viral. What else. Vaux brewery being a landmark seen from miles around? It was 3 stories tall. Pink slices? Righto. And apparently they put gravy on top of their cheesy chips? Sounds like they are ruining their national dish with mag like behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s incredible that it’s taken this long for these fucking window lickers to realise what everyone else could see from day 1. Delewded. Just what I was thinking. First they had Stewart and Charlie, "real" owners who gave them their club back(if they replaced their own seats ); then they had the trust fund kid who was minted and a genius. Based on no evidence at all, KLD was going to spend mega bucks in a really smart way to take the club back to where they belong. Despite the kid plainly being unable to scratch his arse without mummy's permission, and being about as much use as that Sartori bloke (who was also a genius and minted, not sure now what his status is now). They really have no clue about the sort of losses they must be making by stinking up the lower leagues, and expect successive owners to spunk vast amounts of money straight down the drain, simply because it's them. Because in the world beyond their bedrooms and attics there's a conveyor belt of Ellis Shorts desperate to lose fortunes on SAFC. It might be a start if they stop shitting on their seats and start paying for tickets. No, on second thoughts it's much better to bitch and moan on a website for windowlickers and bewwww the owners. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17984 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, Kitman said: Just what I was thinking. First they had Stewart and Charlie, "real" owners who gave them their club back(if they replaced their own seats ); then they had the trust fund kid who was minted and a genius. Based on no evidence at all, KLD was going to spend mega bucks in a really smart way to take the club back to where they belong. Despite the kid plainly being unable to scratch his arse without mummy's permission, and being about as much use as that Sartori bloke (who was also a genius and minted, not sure now what his status is now). They really have no clue about the sort of losses they must be making by stinking up the lower leagues, and expect successive owners to spunk vast amounts of money straight down the drain, simply because it's them. Because in the world beyond their bedrooms and attics there's a conveyor belt of Ellis Shorts desperate to lose fortunes on SAFC. It might be a start if they stop shitting on their seats and start paying for tickets. No, on second thoughts it's much better to bitch and moan on a website for windowlickers and bewwww the owners. I blame the fans for robbing the club of the difference in revenue between a standard burger and a cheese burger myself. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39047 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 The Echo’s next editorial. “Pocket Cheese- the Existential Threat to The North East’s Moral Champions” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 On the river, where they used to pay for cheese 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6993 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, Kitman said: On the river, where they used to pay for cheese but now poison International triathletes EColi'd YP Edited August 14, 2023 by Toonpack 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Kitman said: Just what I was thinking. First they had Stewart and Charlie, "real" owners who gave them their club back(if they replaced their own seats ); then they had the trust fund kid who was minted and a genius. Based on no evidence at all, KLD was going to spend mega bucks in a really smart way to take the club back to where they belong. Despite the kid plainly being unable to scratch his arse without mummy's permission, and being about as much use as that Sartori bloke (who was also a genius and minted, not sure now what his status is now). They really have no clue about the sort of losses they must be making by stinking up the lower leagues, and expect successive owners to spunk vast amounts of money straight down the drain, simply because it's them. Because in the world beyond their bedrooms and attics there's a conveyor belt of Ellis Shorts desperate to lose fortunes on SAFC. It might be a start if they stop shitting on their seats and start paying for tickets. No, on second thoughts it's much better to bitch and moan on a website for windowlickers and bewwww the owners. Great post but you forgot to mention the multi billionaire who owned dell that was going to transform them till it didn't happen again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Great post but you forgot to mention the multi billionaire who owned dell that was going to transform them till it didn't happen again. Michael Dell? Presumably he wanted to invest in the club so he could learn how to run a football club from Stewart Donald 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7166 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 21 minutes ago, Kitman said: Michael Dell? Presumably he wanted to invest in the club so he could learn how to run a football club from Stewart Donald didn't they end up getting a £10m loan/investment* off dell or some other yanks to fix the lift at the academy and replace a couple of tannoy speakers? *no money laundering scam to be seen here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: didn't they end up getting a £10m loan/investment* off dell or some other yanks to fix the lift at the academy and replace a couple of tannoy speakers? *no money laundering scam to be seen here. I think it was a loan iirc. And there was definitely something about not having the money to fix a lift 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 48 minutes ago, Kitman said: I think it was a loan iirc. And there was definitely something about not having the money to fix a lift The imagery of that is too perfect, by the way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17984 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 They got the fans to fix the seats so why not the lift? Lazy mackem bastards. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7166 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride. they're not bothered about us anymore mate, despite the two million posts to the contrary. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17984 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 47 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: they're not bothered about us anymore mate, despite the two million posts to the contrary. Don't exaggerate. Since June 20th*. * Excluding dozens of threads which weren't merged with this main secret one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride. Honestly I’d much prefer their plight than the anguish of being owned by an incredibly ambitious and benevolent entity I could do absolutely nothing whatsoever about. Edited August 14, 2023 by trophyshy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17984 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Honestly I’d much prefer their plight than the anguish of being owned by an incredibly ambitious and benevolent entity I could do absolutely nothing whatsoever about. Funny, that's what they've convinced themselves of too. Each victory we get gives them a surge of joy knowing that it was all based on blood money. Meanwhile they are absolutely ecstatic each time they are pumped by some lower tier cloggers 'cos it means they're a proper club * and their miseery can be enjoyed 100% guilt free. * Proper in this context being ran by the son of dubious Monaco based billionaire with a large pocket money allowance. But not a large enough allowance to prevent the club losingmoney hand over fist. That kind of proper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: they're not bothered about us anymore mate, despite the two million posts to the contrary. Their hidden thread about us on RTG starts with the blow by blow of the game that none of them would watch starts here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/page-258 and goes on to around here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/post-38881138 Some watching live, some tuning into the radio, others obfuscating their dirty little secret. Early on any acknowledgement of good play was roundly criticised, loads of accusations that the Saudis have bribed the officials, or that teams always gift us a goal, but then... the penny slowly begins to drop, like a turd onto a pink plastic seat, Newcastle are good. "Hate to say it but they a very well drilled well organised talented side.", " How good is isak btw? Fuck me seems to score every time he plays", "Unfortunately the mags are very good. bastads", then reality dawns, Special mention for Roker Mackem, who despite spending much of the thread berating everyone else for watching, was the first to let everyone know that Newcastle went top of the league. Edited August 14, 2023 by The Fish 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7166 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 they all talk to giant white rabbits, usually called harvey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3242 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: Their hidden thread about us on RTG starts with the blow by blow of the game that none of them would watch starts here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/page-258 and goes on to around here https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-compendium-thread-summer-2023.1609881/post-38881138 Some watching live, some tuning into the radio, others obfuscating their dirty little secret. Early on any acknowledgement of good play was roundly criticised, loads of accusations that the Saudis have bribed the officials, or that teams always gift us a goal, but then... the penny slowly begins to drop, like a turd onto a pink plastic seat, Newcastle are good. "Hate to say it but they a very well drilled well organised talented side.", " How good is isak btw? Fuck me seems to score every time he plays", "Unfortunately the mags are very good. bastads", then reality dawns, Special mention for Roker Mackem, who despite spending much of the thread berating everyone else for watching, was the first to let everyone know that Newcastle went top of the league. Nice how you’ve included links we can’t open. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Nice how you’ve included links we can’t open. Some can (Renton e.g.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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