thebrokendoll 7165 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Just now, Renton said: Why aye. honestly man, what the fuck goes on in their heads? why the fuck did he even write that? does he even believe that shite himself? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5012 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 It’s always slightly trickier to detect bullshit merchants via forums. Not on there…. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27366 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 30 minutes ago, Renton said: Why aye. 🎵 I'm a bullshit merchant And my stories I must tell My mag mates have ditched England And they've ditched Scotland as well. 🎶 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30706 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 The only possible way that story could be true from his perspective is if 1) he’s incredibly naive and 2) they’re all winding him up. Although I would agree his being absolutely full of shite is the more likely scenario 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17982 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎵 I'm a bullshit merchant And my stories I must tell My mag mates have ditched England And they've ditched Scotland as well. 🎶 Oh come to watch the Saudi The geordie boys will flock Cheer and praise for the prince Dressed in tea towels and a smock At half time out comes Fender To the stoning we'll attend Dance to Howdon Aldi Death Queue As they put to death our gay friend 🎶 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39032 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 The bloke has obviously succumbed to wheymentia after years of inhaling pocket cheese fewms. Same thing took our sweet prince, essembee. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Same thing took our sweet prince, essembee. Took him good and proper 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9379 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Kitman said: Took him good and proper 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12857 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 12 hours ago, Alex said: The only possible way that story could be true from his perspective is if 1) he’s incredibly naive and 2) they’re all winding him up. Although I would agree his being absolutely full of shite is the more likely scenario To be fair, I used to constantly say total shite about NUFC and football in general to a mackem I used to work with because he always used to bite and take it seriously. So, there could be more like me 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39032 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman invited to visit UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66531007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26733 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Half-time keepie uppies on the pitch at SJP! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 With freshly severed heads? (Soz, bit Exile-ish) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 This thread 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6986 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 It would be absolutely tremendous if he visited BAE in Sunlun to check out latest weaponry but didn't stop off at NUFC 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 “These bombs are mint…btw lads where is this place? Have you been testing the bombs on the town? See I know it’s a town owing to the lack of cathedral…” 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39032 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, Tom said: “These bombs are mint…btw lads where is this place? Have you been testing the bombs on the town? See I know it’s a town owing to the lack of cathedral…” Drives through Pennywell… ” And they call us savages?” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1072 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 "Well done marras - the fruits of your labour will take the furrrrrkin faces off them Houthis. Now, where around here do I go to catch my flight home?" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Tom said: “These bombs are mint…btw lads where is this place? Have you been testing the bombs on the town? See I know it’s a town owing to the lack of cathedral…” Inconceivable that he wouldn't know where Sunderland is since he personally masterminded the purchase of Jordan Henderson specifically to undermine the global attention the mackems were getting in their ongoing protest against his ownership of Newcastle. They were this close to bringing his entire regime to its knees, spearheaded by the relentless and cutting insights of Exile and his legion of 2 legitimate twitter followers (His mum and an alt he made for his hamster)! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17982 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Mackems man. They were upset today because West Ham won, because of Moyes. Still, this one could see the silver lining. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4257 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Two games in 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17982 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Recently they've had dozens of threads obsessing about the proportion of MLFs in various parts of Co. Durham, South Shields, Gateshead, the Lake District etc. Utterly mental. At the minute Chester-le-Street is in the eye of the obsessive storm. Some pub in the town apparently put up some NUFC decor which some brave MLFs have defaced (I appreciate its hard to follow the OP here). Anyway, what follows is predictably page after page on how the place should have been bricked, the land lady had better watch out etc. 15 pages. Stay classy SMB. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17982 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 (edited) Also apparently every part of the region is Wearside (therefore righteously MLF territory) if the Wear flows near it. Someone should tell these morons these terms usually refer to the estuary area of the river, otherwise Oxford is "Thameside". Maybe blow their mind that Stockport, Manchester, is the closest football club to the Mersey. Oh, and a new one to me, apparently NUFC miners were scabs and emigrated to Nottinghamshire as a safe haven, hence a lot of "scum tops" there to this day. Fucking mentalists. And why aye. Day out at FlamingoLand counting football shirts. Gerrin. Edited August 20, 2023 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 46 minutes ago, Renton said: Also apparently every part of the region is Wearside (therefore righteously MLF territory) if the Wear flows near it. Someone should tell these morons these terms usually refer to the estuary area of the river, otherwise Oxford is "Thameside". Maybe blow their mind that Stockport, Manchester, is the closest football club to the Mersey. Fucking mentalists. And why aye. Liked by Eddie Hitler. Fucking hell, I hope my natural-born worrier brain remembers this and never wastes another minute worrying about the long-term implications of the of handles I've spontaneously chosen for various forums over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39032 Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 This is Eddie Hitler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17982 Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 (edited) Following the usual South Sields is MLF because South Tyneside is county Durham, this mackem states kids wearing black and white is child abuse, but presumably not his grand child kitted out in Sunderland colours, who gets complimented from Uncle Albert. Wibble. Edited August 21, 2023 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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