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The Fish
47 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

If you've got a camel you can hump, wanking becomes superfluous.

 

I would imagine.

Maybe he wanks about camels humping eachother?

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RobinRobin
11 hours ago, The Fish said:

Maybe he wanks about camels humping eachother?

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Howmanheyman
On 04/08/2023 at 12:44, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. :lol: :lol: And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. :lol: :lol:

 

Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season."

 

Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?"

 

Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?"

 

Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?"

 

Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL]

 

 

 

 

There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up). :good:

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Has Roker Mackem watched it, pretended not to, then chastised his fellow fans for even mentioning it yet? 

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Toonpack
Just now, NJS said:

I would love it if she sued the cunt for that. 

Aye, that has to be libellous or defamatory (or maybe even both)

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The irony of him tweeting that thinking it gives him a position of moral superiority. Thick as pig’s shit 

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Renton
17 minutes ago, Alex said:

The irony of him tweeting that thinking it gives him a position of moral superiority. Thick as pig’s shit 

 

It was liked by that Keith mod person too, mind he is also thick as pigshit. And the chief honcho mod (Pancho) has allowed it despite it being reported because (I paraphrase) the complaint was hypocritical, because all Newcastle fans are mysogynists. Its hidden away in their closed forum so they'll probably be okay. Revolting lot on that thread in particular, still, I have a feeling their team is heading on a downward trajectory again so God obviously is on our side (or Allah). 

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Renton

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Followed by Mills and Boon being banned. They talk about NUFC supporters having a lack of self awareness. I am completely aware of the realities of Saudi Arabia, and don't condone any actions that are contrary to my morals. And I can spot the revolting hypocrisy and fetishisation of child abuse and murder a mile off on the SMB. I know who has the lack of self awareness here. 

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The Fish

Hey, those seagull fucking, nonce defending, public defecators are bastions of class and honour!

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Monkeys Fist

It’s 7* in a row I think. 
 

 

 

 

* consecutive seasons outside the Preymier Leaygue. 

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Gemmill

Tough day on Wearside. Another lucky win for the mags. Another away team rolling into town and taking a fall for the Saudi money.

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MMXXVIII
19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Shouldn’t they be concentrating on hounding out yet another manager? 

 

He's actually doing alright for them but it's the wood from the trees kind of stuff. In the 16th century these cunts sold us out to the Scots, the universe doesn't forget. Enjoy the redemption.

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33 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

He's actually doing alright for them but it's the wood from the trees kind of stuff. In the 16th century these cunts sold us out to the Scots, the universe doesn't forget. Enjoy the redemption.

Actually, they didn’t. Sunderland didn’t even exist then. Their involvement on the parliamentarian side of the civil war is barely even a footnote in the conflict. Exaggerated massively by them in their constant quest to be relevant. But, aye - fuck them anyway 

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