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18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
Nice to see Gallagher’s environmentally aware by recycling his mam’s old tea towels. 

Also nice to see Gallagher not forgetting the SAFC/Man City friendship* now that they're a million miles away from each other.

 

*One of the many football alliances Sunderland have with other clubs. (No way he'd ever consider a Mag for a bouncer. FTM!)

 

:lol:

 

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14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

M to the L to motherfucking F.

 

Everywhere! :cool:

 

 

 

 

 

that's reiver that is, on loan from penelope cruz.

on the 70s he singlehandedly took both the leazes end and the holgate on the same day.

even now at the age of 104 he strikes fear in the hearts of their bitter rivals firms, the portsmouth 6.57 crew and the coventry city legion. even jimmy hill's statue trembles.

by virtue of being the hardest man on the planet reveir ensures that despite being a destitute, lower mid table 3rd division club, sunderland are still one of the biggest and best loved institutions in the world.

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Don't call it a comeback
We've been shit for years
Worst team on the River Wear
Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the half empty stadium go boo
Adam Johnson, overpowerin'
In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin
Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics
That'll make you call the Canny Cops
Competition's payin' the price
I'm gonna knock you out
Reiver said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Danger Nonce said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Word to your Mother.  She's also your sister
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21 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
Don't call it a comeback
We've been shit for years
Worst team on the River Wear
Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the half empty stadium go boo
Adam Johnson, overpowerin'
In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin
Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics
That'll make you call the Canny Cops
Competition's payin' the price
I'm gonna knock you out
Reiver said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Danger Nonce said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Word to your Mother.  She's also your sister

 

 

When I'm alone in my room

Sometimes I stare at the wall

In the back of my mind

I hear my conscience call

Tellin' me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove

For the the first time in my life, I'm seeking 14 and above

There I was, giggling about the games
That I had played with many hearts and I'm still chanting AJ's name

 

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got a mention on pointless earlier.

in football clubs starting with the letter 's' they scored 12.

10 fewer than the mighty southend.

still, they've got the fact that somebody liam gallagher has a passing acquaintance with sports a sunderland tattoo keeping them in the spotlight.

which is nice for them.

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I mean this is the same Liam Gallagher who paid tribute to the Longstaff brothers a couple of weeks back at his gig and literally wore a Newcastle United shirt once....that guy?

Absolute MLF

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:lol: Making his amazing MS Paint avatar available for people to use. It’s great to see they’re still trying to take the high ground about how much better they are than us. 

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